Hot Carl? Too jaded...

[Parser]

So I came up with some different ones. Please post any ideas that you have too!

Mt. St Helens Muncher
Missouri Mouthful
Manhatten Mud Pack
Brummie Backslide
Canadian Cluster
Beverly Hills Roller
Californian Clump
Texan Turnover
Alaskan Armpit
Illinoisian Itch-Curer (thanks Arc :o)
Parisian Plaster
San Francisco Stream
Derbyshire Donkey Dump
Lincolnshire Lump
Boston Bouncer
Australian Asscheese

[O.S.T]

DAS german goo, MEIN HERR!

[mokeh]

:lol: good stuff!

[Morety]

/claps :)

Another version of the Canadian Cluster is the Canadian Nut Cluster.

Or, how about this... Coney Island Corndog

[Airmoran]

California Gold Rush?

Not quite the same, but it is golden and does come out in a rush...

Wait,
Paris Puree
South Dakota Surprise

Edit: aww crap. Some of them were already done :-/

[MediocreTangerine]

the Opulent Oregon Orifice? i'm not really sure the rules of this :p

[K]

South Dakota Surprise
:lol:

[BillyBadAss]

Now I know why I come here. I love you guys.:tearsofjoy:

[SlayerDragon]

Baltimore Bomber
St. Louis Landslide
Nebraskan Corn Husk
Dusseldorf Dumptruck
Fecal-Roni, A San Francisco Treat
New York Super Fudge Chunk
Alaskan Ass Flounder
Honolulu Hardcover
Texas Tea Biscuits
Toronto Terror
Malaysian Menace
Jakarta Java Jammer
Salt Lake Stink Loaf

(:lol: I gotta stop before I burst a kidney or something :lol)

[Otej]

Manchester Mud Pie
Cornwall Curler
Shetland Slider
Ben Nevis Backwash

[TossMonkey]

Russian Reacharound
Georgian Gobbler
Detroit Defecation Delecesy (Defecesy?!)
French Fecal Funbags
Mississippi Meat Treat
Southwest Scrotum Surprise
Californian Clinger

:D

[Parser]

More!

Finland Fudge
Algerian Assraider
Romanian Reacharound
Russian Romp
Turkish Titburier
Hungarian Hosepipe
Danish Dribble
Estonian Excretion
Watsonville Willpower
Oakhurst Oscillation
Bakersfield Bumrush
Dinuba Delicacy
Newcastle Nappy-filler

[NeoNite]

Belgian Buttcake
Dutch Drolbomb (drol=poop)
French Flinging Frenzy

[SlayerDragon]

Scandinavian Squat
Nicaraguan Facial
Kosher Crouch

[mokeh]

scotch **** sandwhich d-__-b''//

[Olga]

Turkish Turdshot
Poosama Bin Laden
Witch Doctor Pupu

Uhh

[Destro7000]

Mississippi Meat Treat

Ben Nevis Backwash

:lol: ...Can't keep a straight face after that :D

[Twisted Metal]

:lol: @ this thread

Though I still don't understand why every one of these synonyms has to involve a location and/or nationality. "Hot Carl" has nothing to do with a specific state, country, or ethnic background.

[Peavey]

"Mt. Gush-more"
For Dopefish, a "Cape Cod Sod"

Star Wars?
a "Coruscant Croissant"
a "Wookie-Dookie Delight"
a "Death Star Trench Run" ;-)

I tried. I'm sure somebody'll kick my ass at Star Wars hot carls :-)