A day in the life of A_Llama[ArS]

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Hertston

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A_Llama[ArS] was having a great Saturday. His server was set up just as he liked it; Facing Worlds and low grav. He had sat in his favorite spot all afternoon, and racked up over 300 frags ! Boy, was he pleased. That dumb ******* A_Newbie had fallen victim to his sniping over 50 times, and still kept coming back for more ! The killing was good, and life was sweet.

Then something CHANGED. A_Llama[ArS] couldn't pin down what was wrong. Just a small movement of electrical impulses through his brain telling him something was WRONG. He only noticed at all because the movement of electrical impulses through his brain was not something that happened very often.

Then he realised. The arena was quiet. The happy chit-chat of clan [ArS] had gone. Where were the "lousy ping", "crap newbie" and "we rulez" messages he was so used to seeing. Then something different. New voices. "Sniper top red left", "Roger that", "I got your back". He never saw the rocket that killed him. Who were these guys ? What was [PuF]?

At last it was over. Three mysterious warriors had left the game, leaving behind them only a "hahaha", and the memory of what had been. Clan [ArS] were clustered at the bottom of the scoreboard, their stats in tatters.

A_Newbie realised just how much fun the game was when you could move before being shot. "gg", he chirped cheerily. "F**k u" replied A_Llama[ArS] in his usual sporting fashion. HE didn't like the game any more. Perhaps he would take up Scrabble. Or buy Diakatana.........

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Morety

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Hahahaha. Bravo!

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Very nice Hertson :)


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Swedix_rs

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I like that !!!
One more please!

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Great!

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I'd love to be in on the next "raid" When you want to do it to someone, tell us when and where in a thread. We can flood all open spots on the server.
 
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Hertston

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I know a couple of the guys hit on a_nuke once (check out the llamafarm), but my little effort was only an attempt to get people in the mood for Saturday.

BTW guys, thanks for the kind words. I did have another one drafted (quiet day at work), but after the news about Proph further attempts at comedy can wait for another day.