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[-]WeZm[-]
26th Apr 2000, 06:46 PM
Ok if you think you are good enough, and You are not already in a Klan and you want to Join a Klan then , Email me at Ulcarders@joymail.com!

Voyd
26th Apr 2000, 07:02 PM
cmon all you indies, isnt this just TOO tempting to pass up????


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JESUS CHRIST
26th Apr 2000, 07:06 PM
It is very tempting, but I'm still not convinced that I should join yet. I need to sleep on it.

Temporary Account
26th Apr 2000, 07:13 PM
Klan, huh? No thanks, I prefer staying in my Clan.

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BeerGun
26th Apr 2000, 07:14 PM
I'd join, but between bible classes, curing cancer, providing free brain-surgery, feeding starving orphans, discovering life on other planets, and sorting my sock drawer.. I just don't have the time anymore... ;)

/loves his indie status

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Hertston
26th Apr 2000, 07:30 PM
Even as a Brit, I worry about anyone who spells Clan with a `K`.




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BloW__Smoke
26th Apr 2000, 07:39 PM
To join or not to join that's the question.


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Kukuman
26th Apr 2000, 10:20 PM
As Hertston said, spelling "Clan" with a K is de-caf. VERY de-caf.

Anyways, nope, I'd like to Join your Klan, but I have Very much More important Things to Do.


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Otter
27th Apr 2000, 02:23 AM
no clan umm oops klan for me :)

pratice pratice thats how ya get better! umm or so ive been told heh



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[F-U]Ruffrider
27th Apr 2000, 03:12 AM
I'll have to think about it. I've been jumping back and forth between to many clans and am in 2 now and I doubt they would like it if I had 3 clans. Sorry :).

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Das Fragmeister
27th Apr 2000, 03:21 AM
You know, I had something to say about the unfortunate fact that the only clan that spells their name with a "K" is of the "KKK" variety and therefore, should absolutely be avoided...but...um...I guess everyone here has implied it already in no uncertain terms. So I won't say anything...but that you might want to delete and repost...or get a million more of these responses....

CHRYSt
27th Apr 2000, 01:48 PM
I think I'll cick the krap out of your klan all by meslef.

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Rooster
27th Apr 2000, 02:53 PM
You guys are just brutal. :D

Too damn funny.

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Blatant Bastich
27th Apr 2000, 04:46 PM
I reckon I want to join y'alls klan. I jus wanna know what the membership requirments are ya no, Im mighty picky as to who I want on my team send me a smoke siganl when ya can

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CHRYSt
27th Apr 2000, 06:33 PM
kan I krack on your klan's inability to spell klan?

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Morety
27th Apr 2000, 08:04 PM
I do I do. I wanna join your klan. Kan I? I thinc I'm good enuff. Wait...no. Never mind.

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Morety
27th Apr 2000, 08:05 PM
Oh yeah. Joymail? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

That makes me happy. Joymail.

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[-]WeZm[-]
27th Apr 2000, 08:27 PM
You Fruit Cakes Are Stupid!!


I just said Klan instead of Clan WTF!!!!!

Is the Prob! Dumb@$$'$

Blatant Bastich
27th Apr 2000, 08:37 PM
YEAH, kome on people kan't you give this guy a breac for khrists sace.

ceeping it real! Real DUMB :)

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Hertston
27th Apr 2000, 09:19 PM
[-]WeZm[-],

You do need a sense of humour to hang out at PuF !

In all honesty, asking people here if they are "good enough" in your first post was not overly bright. Most of the guys posting above are more than good enough !

The `K` thing didn't help either. Assuming you are not racist, sexist or any other `ist, lets forget this, and welcome to PuF ! If you ARE any of those things, you can of course stick your "Klan" where the sun never shines.....



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[BUF]Diving_Mullah
27th Apr 2000, 11:35 PM
How do you know the sun never shines there?

Maybe he likes to moon people, or maybe he is that guy in Deliverance movie???

Not saying that he is but just questioning if he is. What?

I shut now and go on with reading more usuful posts

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Mr.Smallberries
28th Apr 2000, 12:06 AM
May be getting myself in trouble here, but what the hell :):

I hate to play devil's advocate, but for a bunch that claims to be real friendly (and generally is), you sure do come off like snobs sometimes. I agree that using a K for Klan is a little ignorant, and lord knows I don't defend ignorance, but you shouldn't totally blast the guy for that, or at least not to the degree he's been blasted here. Being funny is one thing, but not giving someone the benefit of the doubt and making him feel like a complete jacka$$ is something else.

Just my humble opinion.

OshadowO
28th Apr 2000, 12:21 AM
Mr.Smallberries
I don't think it was just the mis-spelling it was just the way he put the whole post ie if you guys think you're good enough. I think if he had instead said something like; Hi, I'm starting a clan and yada yada yada.... most people would have psared him.
I'm really, really trying to think of something funny to say here but no way in hell I can top any of the above posts. Thx for the laugh guys :)

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BeerGun
28th Apr 2000, 02:24 AM
I think the guy with the small berries brings up a good point... perhaps we were too harsh. If [-]WeZm[-] has a sense of humour, I think he'll get over it and gain a few members. If he takes any of this personally, it was just a few people having some fun and no harm was meant... :)

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WAnk
28th Apr 2000, 02:54 AM
hehe i Kan't believe you guys!!! :)

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Blatant Bastich
28th Apr 2000, 03:13 AM
Yeah I was just fukcing with him. Sorry :)

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BloW__Smoke
28th Apr 2000, 03:30 AM
[-]WeZm[-] Maybe you should read this, before you continue you clan future ;)

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Das Fragmeister
28th Apr 2000, 03:53 AM
Blow_Smoke...

Very funny treatise you have, and it hits the mark in many places.

I do think this guy hasn't been given the benefit of the doubt...the worst has been assumed of him. The whole "if you are good enough" certainly didn't argue on his behalf, however.

And incidently, clan MUTTS recruited successfully off of PU. We are fairly new, not on any ladders quite yet, but we've got 9 nice, respectful guys who have been enjoying playing together and trying to advance each other's skills. :) We never had the "are u good enuf" question...only "can you treat others with some respect while having fun?" I really don't think that it's an entirely inappropriate place for such requests. Of course, it's how you phrase those requests... :)

I suppose I'm considered a PuFfer at this point, but PuF shouldn't just be for PuFfers...which is sometimes how it appears it is around here. I can't tell you how many times I've seen annoyed "we've had this lame thread before" responses to the posts of users new to the forum...who might not have seen the previous threads and might not know to do an archive search. The ideal would be to be inclusive and put a contract out on the more serious llamas, I suppose. :)

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BloW__Smoke
28th Apr 2000, 06:08 AM
And how often is there an clan who try to recruit here, almost everyday and so what none are replyd. So most guy's come here for the first time, try to impress us by an stupid mail like "if you are good enough", hehe that is jusk asking to get spanked

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Morety
28th Apr 2000, 02:25 PM
It was his first post, and it did come across as arrogant. The post had nothing in it that would make me want to join his clan. Is it DM, AS, or CTF? What do they want to acheive?

I figured he spelled Klan trying to use some sort of dewdspeak. That was just icing on the cake.

Most of the replies made here were humourous, and don't seem to be flame war material. He called us a$$eS, and we are. :) That's what's so fun about this thread. If he has a sense of humour he'll be okay. If not, he won't be a PuFfer anyway.

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Mr.Smallberries
28th Apr 2000, 05:34 PM
Definitely some good points (as I knew there would be). I agree that the whole "if you're good enough" thing is a pretty lame (and exactly what I avoided when looking for a klan of my own ;)), but I guess I've heard enough clans using that kind of talk that I filter it now and don't even think about it.

Oh well, ho hum. The guy probably isn't coming back at this point, so I suppose it's all moot now anyway. :)

Morety
1st Mar 2001, 12:44 AM
So Smallberries, do you think YOU are good enough for a clan ya moron? Oops, damn me for bumping this classic how "not" to scope for clanmates thread :D

OshadowO
1st Mar 2001, 03:06 AM
/me sits back and wonders how people will respond to this one.
My sig is still there:D

Selerox
1st Mar 2001, 05:20 AM
Er, Mor? What is it with all thses resurections? Harking back to the "good" old days? ;)

Morety
1st Mar 2001, 11:18 AM
Hehe. I just remembered this as a how NOT to recruit for a clan and thought I'd put it up for some people who haven't seen it. CHRYSt has me lmao so wtf. :)

I just noticed a few of the "same old" type threads popping up recently, so I figured I'd pull up a couple of classics for peopel's amusement.

Next official *bump* : "Is UT or Q3 a better game?" (Haven't had a good flamewar in a long time.)

XxBonesxX
1st Mar 2001, 03:56 PM
This whole post is Korney!

Boom
1st Mar 2001, 08:51 PM
Morety, I think I'm good enough for a clan, why don't you start one up. ;)

The Dopefish
1st Mar 2001, 09:00 PM
This thread has been abusing the letter "k" for your protection.

Robot TinMan|BuF
2nd Mar 2001, 03:40 AM
Hmm, don't U mean protektion, Dope?;)

I kan't stop laughing! People at my work must think I'm krazy. Wait? Jeez! I think they're right.:D

namu
2nd Mar 2001, 04:46 AM
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Stosh
2nd Mar 2001, 07:58 AM
The guy was being arrogant. Didn't we go through this in January with this thread http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=31769

There are ways to recruit, and this guy was just being a jerk.

"IF you think your good enough email me"

Instead of "Hi there, I have a new clan looking for members, We like to play CTF, and Assault. We are looking for good players, so serious inquiries only. Please email or ICQ me at....."

If he would have done something like that, nobody would jump on his case.

Marketing People, Marketing.... If you want serious players, you must entice them... Not piss em off!!

Morety
2nd Mar 2001, 10:16 AM
Stosh, this is one of the original "Ohm" type threads. It's almost a year old. We went through this well before the January one. :D

Stosh
2nd Mar 2001, 11:22 AM
You have to keep digging these up don't you.

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Morety
2nd Mar 2001, 12:47 PM
:D

It only seems to catch people who don't read the whole thread ;p

Actually, I feel kinda bad, especially since you went and put up a link and everything :(