Return of the .. er ... me

[DA|Dante]

Just to let everybody know: I'm back, so we can start reducing quality again :lol:

[DA|aBsOlUt]

we are only high quality so soon u will be kicked.

Thx for trying though ;)

Welcome officially man.

[FluXs]

OMFG!

OMFG!

OMFG!

OMFG!

OMFG!

OMFG!

OMFG!

OMFG!

OMFG!

\o/

[spec_x]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thejackal]

:eek: da dante is da back :D *fluffles coded hair*

[DA|Dante]

I already did very important changes:
* Players now can jump triplejump and at least 2 times higher than in normal UT2004
* Player weapons have been replaced by blunt spoons
* Player characters now wear tight pink underwear only
* Players spawn randomly in either base sometimes without their spoon
* Bots will run into each other as often as possible, and then they explode
* I added 2 new characters: Archmage and Deathknight, they will get frozen socks intead of spoons

*phew* alot of stuff I know, but it had to be done quick.

[DA|aBsOlUt]

LOL

[FluXs]

its a black day for bugs :(

[{UFF}HAMMERSTIEN]

wwwoohhoooooooo
spoons as weapons
can i have a badger player model in game so i can poke them with spoons

[FluXs]

badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger - TEA SPOON, TEA, SPOON !

[brokenFIX]

can we have topless playmates with bunny ears as bots???

[DA|Dante]

To fit all your needs:
* Implemented topless badgers with spoons
* Implemented akimbo style spoons
* Also: There's a cheatcode for absolutly NUDE badgers!!

[{UFF}HAMMERSTIEN]

is there a cheatcode yet so we can all yell in the style of MR-T

[brokenFIX]

\o/

[FluXs]

damn foo' !

[Eizo]

Hey Dante :D Please dont do the Mr T thing.

[DA|Dante]

It won't fit the badgers very well anyways.
But I included this:
* Badgers will start singing a random celine dion song if player doesn't press jump at least 2 times a second.

[DA|aBsOlUt]

I tested the above. works online.

[DA|Dante]

Ok I replaced the spoons with toothpicks. Badgers with spoons are just too dangerous.

[Eizo]

*pinches self* surely this discussion makes sense. I just dont see how :(

[{UFF}HAMMERSTIEN]

lol in my world it made more sense then anything eles iv'e read this month

[Jig]

I prefer hot chocolate.

[Eizo]

I prefer hot chocolate.

me too :)

[FluXs]

"Clunk Click Every Trip"

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