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Daedalus
12th Jan 2005, 06:55 PM
HOLEH ****S I TINK HERE BE DA PLACE WHERE EXTREME ARTISTES OF THE MOST EXTREME VARIETY COEM TOGETHAER TO DANCE AND SAY "HOLEH CRAPS WE AER TEH ARROGANT YAH!"

I R SEEKING OTHER EXTREME ARTISTES ON MY MISSON./

SINCERERLY THE MOST EXTREME ARTISTE OF THE ARTISTES!!!!!1111

Wookiee
12th Jan 2005, 07:36 PM
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Kaithofis
13th Jan 2005, 07:14 AM
Oh god
What have you found out about our beloved Whore that pissed you off this time?

Underscore
13th Jan 2005, 12:25 PM
I'm sure I'll change my avatar before long, but for now I am an EXTREME ARTISTE!


YOU'D BETTER NOT BE STEALING MY MESHES

lvlorpheus
13th Jan 2005, 01:25 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ARTISTE CHILD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


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Cap'n Beeb
13th Jan 2005, 02:34 PM
YO YO YO WHERE DA TEXTAHS AT WHERE DEY AT?! HOLMES BEST NOT BES JACKIN' MAH LOW DOWN STRAIGHT UP GHETTO HEART TEXTAHS OH I POP CAPS FROM MY LIVEJOURNAL. PEACE OUT WORD TEXTAH HATAHS.

CaSCaDe
19th Jan 2005, 01:03 PM
go stick em in YourLevel...

-{SC}- Renamon
20th Jan 2005, 06:43 PM
Yeah, great, meet the 'Lone Wolf Artist' or LWA... Lemme outta here...

*runs away at 5000 mph*

lvlorpheus
28th Jan 2005, 01:28 PM
This thread needs more MYLEVEL PRO DEV SMESHS :mad:

Daedalus
28th Jan 2005, 03:47 PM
OMG HAY GUYZ

LETS REGIATR

WWW.PRODEVARTISTE.COM

LOLOLO

Wookiee
20th Feb 2005, 09:17 PM
http://www.planetunreal.com/phalanx/

The irony...

Ghost3021
21st Feb 2005, 10:22 PM
grr whats an extreme artiste?
or am i missing out on an inside joke? :confused:

Parser
22nd Feb 2005, 01:24 PM
Ok, I'll try and keep the explanation short. :)

Basically, Daedalus released ONS-EarlyDawn, which was originally the ONS tutorial map, right? It was Dawn, but with a different layout - a previous version of the map. Only it wasn't playable, because it was missing all the actors such as pathnodes, energy cores, weapons, vehicles, what have you.
So Daedalus puts all these in and makes the map playable, uploads it, it mirrors, and we release it. Hal sees the map and posts it on the BU frontpage, thinking that people would get a kick out of seeing a previous version of Dawn playable.

However, there was one factor that would lead to an unneccessary outroar - Hourences was the author. But he had signed his work over to Epic Games, and Epic Games was in the Author name for the original tutorial map, and Daedalus left the correct author name in the map.

However, god forbid should Hourences pass up the opportunity to bitch at someone. He posted exclaiming his false disbelief that someone was "stealing" his map, and compared "stealing" his map to "killing his only child."
Of course, his legion of fanboys came a-running, and soon the thread was full of angry replies. Myself and Daed explained the facts and said that Hourences had no real right to have a go at Daed. So what does Hourences do? He tries to use english terms which he hoped would make himself look more accomplished and important, such as "pathetic arrogance".
Unfortunately, he didn't use half of them in the right context, and he over-exaggerated things way beyond what they needed to be.

That's when Daedalus left. He was absolutely sick of it, and rightly so. I mean, when a developer who has made maps for a game you love starts needlessly flaming you, it worries you as to what this community has become.
You think Myscha went around every "Deck 16 remake" thread bitching at people? I don't think so, because he wasn't so full of himself that he had an ego the size of Texas.

Ever since then, I've found it hard to like any of Hourence's future maps, including Dinora and Redkin. Even though they're good maps, I can't really bring myself to imagine how much arrogance, pitifulness and self-centered ignorance went into the creation of them.
In fact, if you open a map like DM-Rankin, you will find that the very portal textures themselves adore the text HOURENCES. You know, just in case you forgot who made the map.

When the furor burst into the #beyondunreal irc chat room, it got to the point where even the admins themselves were trying to convince Hourences that he was acting like a complete tit. But like the self-centered idiot he is, he ignored them.

Daedalus eventually rejoined Fraghouse and began modding again, for which I'm grateful. I am, however, eternally ungrateful to Hourences for many reasons, the main sticking points being:

1) He made Daedalus leave.
2) His actions made me feel sick towards the whole community in general.
3) He needlessly made us look like bad people just to get his ego stroked. As if it needed boosting. It's already big enough to suffocate half of the entire planet, I would imagine.

And so the saga of ARTISTE begins. "STOP STEALING MY MESHES", "YOU KILLED MY CHILD" and so on and so forth. There's even an extremeartiste.com website that we weren't involved in the creation of.

I think that now we can look back on it and laugh. Laugh at what an idiot Hourences made of himself. I wouldn't call it bitterness, but I don't think there's any chance we would ever have an ounce of respect for the "big mapping man himself" ever again. He's arrogant, selfish, self-centered, unpleasant, rude, has an ego so big he could use it to beat people to death with and possesses the most unpleasant attitude you have ever seen.

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So that's the story. Hope it wasn't too long. ;)

Ghost3021
22nd Feb 2005, 04:00 PM
ah...
that explains alot ...
i already new bout the ego though ;)
the worst ive done is make an easter egg room with my pic in it and text sayng"d14 4|| |v|oRt4Lz!"
lol...
it actualy says in Agreement that you say yes to in instalation of ut2k4 that the Dev's work can be claimed/remade/changed by anyone, at least thats what i think it say...
Hour should get a breath of fresh air...oh btw http://www.planetunreal.com/phalanx/
amusing how this reflects this story :o.
edit: wait NM i just looked up a bit :hmm:

edit: ok, im in :).

Daedalus
22nd Feb 2005, 04:28 PM
actually. Any part of the retail game can be modified by anyone as long as they dont profit from it.

That was a miserable episode. I fear that BU wont post any news on a map I release now since that dick pulled all that bull**** back then.

Ghost3021
22nd Feb 2005, 04:38 PM
look, BU doesnt post when i release, but then again im not on FH or anything...
dont fear, thats what got you to back down before... strike at your enemy where he is weak...crap im going all wise guru! :mad:
please heed my advice...
Hour needs a wake up call, or a pin to burst his EgoBalloon....

Kaithofis
22nd Feb 2005, 04:49 PM
Okay, you know that being included in the inner circle of the Extreme Artiste gang is no that easily. It takes multiple assignments in which you have to prove yourself worthy and professional enough for our awesomeness.
After that, a number of kinky ceremonies where we sacrifice sheep, your blood, and torture one another with furry porn and other nasty images from /ed/

Now read this carefully, for it contains the origin of the Artistes
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=145241&page=1&pp=30

And to better understand the Artistic point of view, here is our interpetation of that thread
www.baden.myadsl.nl/Log1.txt

Pop quiz tomorrow. Make sure you know your stuff boy.

Ghost3021
22nd Feb 2005, 05:03 PM
hahahaha but i dont have IRC ;)

Kaithofis
22nd Feb 2005, 05:17 PM
No need to worry about that
We have other ways to get to you....

Ghost3021
22nd Feb 2005, 05:39 PM
:gulp:
ok i study hah hah hah hour=>sourass :p
else if (hour.ego <= 100....)
hour=hour.ego+100000;
U KILLIN MY BABIE MY MAP MY BABIE U KILLZ IT MY ONLY CHILD HAHAHA MAPPER GONE PARSER PISSED MY POOORRRR BABIEEEE U NEWB ANGSTY 'MAPPERZ' HAVE NO ARTISTIC SKILZ U JUST MAKE A HEALTH VILE AND VOILA MAP FU<K FU<K FU<K FU<K FU<K GRRR AND I CALL U NOOB I USE < INSTED OF C WHEN NESSESARY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWEAR WHEN THE TIME CALZ FU<K FU<K FU<K.

ok i need to study just a *little* more ;).

HourGHOSTTex.utx
HourGHOSTStatic.usx
hah now i piss off hour moahahaahaahaa
**** i hope he dont remove my NC3 account...teh whiner...we all victims of his crap SOMEHOW...:rant:

Ghost3021
23rd Feb 2005, 10:38 AM
ok its tommaro where teh heck is my little quiz thingy?

DeathAdder
23rd Feb 2005, 12:36 PM
I'm a union member of the extreme artiste's enemy.

DeathAdder
23rd Feb 2005, 12:37 PM
I'm a diplomat for the enemy of the extreme artiste's union seeking peace and diplomacy and food.

Kaithofis
23rd Feb 2005, 01:40 PM
ok its tommaro where teh heck is my little quiz thingy?

Well, since you asked for it

What is Daedalus' favourite cheese?


Heck, I'll stop here.
I hate hijacking other peoples threads, let alone destroy them.

Ghost3021
23rd Feb 2005, 04:07 PM
I'm a union member of the extreme artiste's enemy.
I'm a diplomat for the enemy of the extreme artiste's union seeking peace and diplomacy and food.
Hour sux.
Oh, and probably Cheddar. it rox teh house :rockon:.
did i pass?

Dark_Dust
23rd Feb 2005, 04:25 PM
Here's another piece of Artistic chit chat recorded some while ago on the one and only REAL ARTISTE IRC CHANNEL!

http://home.planet.nl/~the_undertaker/files/HUORENCES.txt :D

(although I don't know if this is the same txt as linked in Kai's post #17)

DeathAdder
23rd Feb 2005, 04:51 PM
It's the same, but worth reading again. lol.

I AM TEH ARRAGONT! DON'T KILL MY CHILD! U RUINT MY ONE MONTH OF ARTISTRY! GO TO HLELL! THOSE ARE MEH MEXTHURES!

Ghost3021
23rd Feb 2005, 06:28 PM
Do you really think this is fun ? You hurt my artistic side. Pain is not fun.
I KILL MY CHILD!
MEH WORK AND MAP HAVE BEEN STOLEN
U MADE ME PUKE
PAIN IS NOT FUN
U PISS ON BABIES
FU<K GOTO HELL ALLA U NEWBIES WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE ARTISTEIC SIDE OF MAPPS U PATHETICLY ARROGANETE!

lvlorpheus
23rd Feb 2005, 06:41 PM
hmm wheres my sig gone.

Ah nm I uploaded it to the wrong dir. (Temp sig for this thread) ;)

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Ghost3021
23rd Feb 2005, 07:24 PM
keep it ;)
way2funny :p

Kaithofis
23rd Feb 2005, 07:33 PM
There
Sig and avvy temporarily changed to fit in with the rest.
It's not PRO DEV INTERACTIVE STUDIOS INC. but it'll do for now
Btw, should we (being a PRO DEV TEAMtm and all) be getting ourselves a PR guy or two?
Red Orchestra has one, and of course we can't stay behind, cause we have to be the best, and back it up with stats where we are more popular with a whopping 2 players a month!!eleven! (still, that is 4 percent or something like that)

After that, it's on to legal documents, so no-one can use our ARTISTIC SMESHES!

Ghost3021
23rd Feb 2005, 09:41 PM
btw like my new avatar? i turned a sucky pic of me into a night-vision like well, avatar....lol. :p holy crap i had hair back then...
whats the backround for your new avatar, kaith? looks like a Hour texture to me.... :lol:

DeathAdder
24th Feb 2005, 08:47 AM
GO TO HELL COMMUNITY. DON'T STEAL MEH MESHES. I SPENT MONTHS AND YOU STOLE IT. YOU KILLED MY CHILD!

Ghost3021
24th Feb 2005, 09:44 AM
FFFFFPAIN IS NOT FUN!PAIN IS NOT FUN!PAIN IS NOT FUN!FFFFFFFFFFFF
U ALL ARE PATHETICALY ARROGANT! GOTO HELL ALLA YOU!

Dark_Dust
24th Feb 2005, 10:17 AM
ROFLMAO!!! Morph, that sig pwnz! :lol: :2thumb:

:dutch:

DeathAdder
24th Feb 2005, 11:41 AM
YOU GET ALL THE BU NEWS HEADLINES WHILE I SPEND A MONTH AND GET MY CHILD DEAD. GOTO HELL COMMUNITY, AND DELETE MY EPIC GAME MESH FILE SO U DON'T TAKE MY ART.

Ghost3021
24th Feb 2005, 11:55 AM
FFF FU<K ALL U MAPPERNOOBS STEALING MY SMESHES KILLING MY CHILD HOLECRAPES EPIC REPLACED MY NAME DAED DID IT DAED DID IT STOP STEALING MY HARD WORK UR KILLING MY BABIES UR PISSING ALL OVER THEM UR HURTING MY ART PAIN IS NOT FUN PAIN IS NOT FUN DAED ABORTS BABIES FFFFFFFFFF U HAVE NO ARTISTE SKILZ U FU<K NEWBS GOTO HELL ALLA YOU.


dang this is fun! :D

DeathAdder
25th Feb 2005, 03:42 PM
it is fun. However, I would like a map to dedicate to the winner from the extreme artiste for my monsterbowl. I guess that won't happen. lol

YOU GET BU HEADLINE AND I GET NOTHING. YOU STEAL AND KILL AND PAIN IS FUN. GOTO HELL WITH MY MEHSES AND SAY HELLO TO MY CHILD YOU KILLED. MY MONTH I WILL NEVER GET BACK AND YOU KILL MY CHILD TOO. I HAVE MY MEHSES AND U CAN'T STEEL NO MORE.

DeathAdder
28th Feb 2005, 08:54 AM
bump, thread can't die, evAR!

Ghost3021
28th Feb 2005, 11:29 AM
ur killlin my child u baby killerz! FFFFF piss sOME WHERE ELSE FFFF U HAVE NO ARTISTE GO DIE AND GOTO HELL

Dark_Dust
28th Feb 2005, 12:14 PM
This is getting old... :zzz:

Ghost3021
28th Feb 2005, 12:17 PM
i agree, lets only use this thread if we see hour throughing a hissy fit ;).

DeathAdder
28th Feb 2005, 12:24 PM
doesn't he do that daily? I guess I'm thinking of hour's irc bot.

Ghost3021
28th Feb 2005, 03:23 PM
i dont do IRC, so i dont know...lol! :lol::lololol:

DeathAdder
28th Feb 2005, 03:50 PM
i dont do IRC, so i dont know...lol! :lol::lololol:

then perhaps we should post an irc log for you, for your enjoyment.

Ghost3021
28th Feb 2005, 03:55 PM
:D

DeathAdder
28th Feb 2005, 07:26 PM
[ 14:54:32 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:54:33 ]  [ +PyBot ] NOOOO! YOU TOTALLY DESTROYED MY WILL TO LIVE!!!!!
[ 14:54:37 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:54:38 ]  [ +PyBot ] THIS IS AN ACTUAL HOURENCES PHRASE(TM)! YOU PISSED ALL OVER MY MASTERPIECE!!!!
[ 14:54:41 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:54:42 ]  [ +PyBot ] HOLEH CRAPS! YOU RUINED MY EXTREME ANTIPORTALS!!!
[ 14:54:45 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:54:45 ]  [ +T1 ] I think I've figured out the holehcraps algorithim
[ 14:54:46 ]  [ +PyBot ] OMG! YOU MUTILATED MY CREATION!!!
[ 14:54:51 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:54:51 ]  [ +PyBot ] I AM AN ARTISTE! YOU MURDERED MY MAPPING GENIUS!!
[ 14:54:56 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:54:56 ]  [ +PyBot ] THIS IS AN ACTUAL HOURENCES PHRASE(TM)! YOU PISSED ALL OVER MY BABY!!!
[ 14:55:03 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:55:04 ]  [ +PyBot ] I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT HAPPY WITH THIS AT ALL! YOU RIPPED OFF MY MASTERPIECE!!
[ 14:55:12 ]  [ +lb|bbl ] omg, you can't quote hourences without his approval!!!!
[ 14:55:23 ]  [ +lb|bbl ] lol
[ 14:55:40 ]  [ +T1 ] EXCLAMATION! YOU VERBED MY SOMETHING!!
[ 14:55:49 ]  [ +T1 ] that's pretty much how they all god
[ 14:55:52 ]  [ +T1 ] *go
[ 14:55:54 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:55:54 ]  [ +PyBot ] OMFG! YOU RUINED MY WORK!!!!!
[ 14:55:59 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:56:00 ]  [ +PyBot ] GO TO HELL! YOU KILLED MY CHILD!!!!
[ 14:56:04 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] !holehcraps
[ 14:56:04 ]  [ +PyBot ] HOLEH CRAPS! YOU MURDERED MY ART!!!!
[ 14:56:10 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] UNder
[ 14:56:15 ]  [ @|FH|Parser ] You're missing out "pathetic ignorance" :)

Ghost3021
28th Feb 2005, 08:11 PM
hey im "Pathetic Arrogance"... :mad:
hahaha i want irc so bad.... :(

like my new sig? :shy:

DeathAdder
1st Mar 2005, 06:51 AM
why can't you have irc? ports blocked?

Dark_Dust
1st Mar 2005, 12:18 PM
Alright folks, class dismissed.

Daedalus
1st Mar 2005, 02:18 PM
honestly ghost, I don't understand your sig at all and this entire ordeal happened because of me. It seriously doesn't seem to make any sense.

Ghost3021
1st Mar 2005, 03:13 PM
it means make ghost(an extreme artiste) angry, and he will own. maybe i didnt take the pics right, people always tell me to lower my gama.
and im not backing off, if a pro mapper downsizes a not-pro mapper aka a community member, then he needs a spank'n. case closed. thats what being in a community of not-pro mappers is all about! ;)

Daedalus
1st Mar 2005, 04:24 PM
...what?

Kaithofis
1st Mar 2005, 04:31 PM
The sig means that if you make Ghost (being an Artiste to the Extreme) angry, you'll get hurt.
Maybe the pics weren't taken in the right way, because people always tell him/me to lower the gamma of the display (I'd say brightness - Kaith)
And I'm not stopping now. If Hourences (or another pro dev level designer) takes a piss on a smaller mapper he should be kicked in the balls. Repeatedly. Case Closed.
That's what we're all about!

Daedalus
1st Mar 2005, 05:42 PM
ok...now it makes sense, thanks for the translation Kai.

Ghost3021
1st Mar 2005, 07:32 PM
hey! oh well i guess i was sorta confusing...now onto some more ball-kicking! :D
FFF KILL MY CHILD GOTO HELL HOLECRAPS!FFF
DESTROY MY ARTISTE!!! GRR PAIN IS NOT FUN!!! FFF



:)

MrSmiles
6th Mar 2005, 07:15 PM
Wow i never knew about any of this, and Hourences doesn't seem too friendly

Ghost3021
6th Mar 2005, 07:46 PM
hes teh ulti phag:).

MrSmiles
6th Mar 2005, 09:53 PM
well if he made stuff for the game then gave it to epic he's got no ownership of it anymore so he's got no right to complain

-{SC}- Renamon
7th Mar 2005, 04:41 AM
WTF?

"FFFFFF YOU KILLED MYCHILD! HOLEHCRAPS!!!FFFFF"

Did he really say stuff like that? That's to funny. :lol:

Ghost3021
7th Mar 2005, 09:48 AM
looky the link to the thread between hour daed parse and hour-cronies on page 1. :)

-{SC}- Renamon
7th Mar 2005, 11:18 PM
And I thought I was rude sometimes:

"FFFFFF HOLEHCRAPS!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ARITISTE POINT OF VIEW GO TO HELL, YOU KILLED MY CHILD! YOU HURT MY ARTISTE SIDE PAIN IS NOT FUN!! PHATHETIC AGORANCE!! FFFFFFFFF"


Wooah.. o_0.


I hope I don't get chased down now for making a heavily modified version of SlaughterHouse for FHI and DM...

:eek:

Ghost3021
8th Mar 2005, 06:25 AM
AHEM i am pathetic arrogance.

-{SC}- Renamon
8th Mar 2005, 03:12 PM
Oohhh.. It's phathetic arrogance not agorance..

Man do I see things wrong :D



EDIT: haha I just saw the IRC (is it?) chat log under the link to the thread, OMG! It was the funniest thing ever!



[00:40] <HUORENCES> BECAUSE DAEDALUS WILL KILL MY CHILD

[00:40] <Tonberry> And Daeadlus will kill it!


LOL that's so retarded! Bwhahaha! :lol:
I wish had IRC!
Let's make a flash using that log as a script or something! :lol:

Ghost3021
31st Mar 2005, 01:15 PM
heh now he's bitchin about DM-Redkin, lol he whines about the windows collision! hahahahahaa what an artiste.... :lololol:

T-1
3rd Apr 2005, 09:36 AM
You stole my subtracted 512x512 cube!

MrSmiles
3rd Apr 2005, 11:24 AM
You stole my subtracted 512x512 cube!
good one

DeathAdder
4th Apr 2005, 12:19 PM
I am sad when the ARTISISTE Bot isn't in the irc channel. Can I have it for my clan channel?

Kaithofis
4th Apr 2005, 03:57 PM
It's there right now
And for permission you should check up with Underscore

Daedalus
4th Apr 2005, 07:18 PM
Alright. This joke is dead. It has been dead now for a while. I'd really appreciate it if you guys could just kind of stop with the whole thing. Yes it's funny and it's easy as hell to make fun of the poor bastard but you guys are seriously just dragging it out to a point that it isn't even funny. The original ordeal happened what like a freakin year ago or something? Yes we had a good time with it and it kind of shows what state the community is in, however. The entire joke has been murdered by overuse.

Overusing stuff isn't funny.