There has been much talk lately of Rooster's performance of his duties as forum moderator. Some of this talk has gone so far as to suggest that the mild-mannered barnyard animal we all know and love is, dare I say it, drunk with power?!?!?!?
As the self-proclaimed Matt Drudge of PuF, I have disturbing news to report. After extensive research into this situation, I have obtained this shocking image of the man we all know as Rooster:
This should be proof enough just how true that old saying is:
"Power corrupts, and absolutely power corrupts absolutely."
My fellow PuF'ers, we can only pray that with extensive therapy, consisting mostly of imbibing large amounts of natural foods such as barley, hops, and water, combined with the love and affection of his devoted wife and family, will pull the Rooster back from the brink. Fragging my *** 20 or 30 times might be good for his mental health as well.
Your humble servant,
DD
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As with most of my posts, this is all in good fun - I figure that Rooster will take this in the spirit of fun as it was intended.
For those of you that don't know about the Rooster, he's been around these forums so long that they have a new posting status "Rooster-like". They guy is a helluva UT player and goes out of his way to help anyone become a better player. I don't know him except through this forum, but I suspect I'd like to raise a beer with him.
As the self-proclaimed Matt Drudge of PuF, I have disturbing news to report. After extensive research into this situation, I have obtained this shocking image of the man we all know as Rooster:
This should be proof enough just how true that old saying is:
"Power corrupts, and absolutely power corrupts absolutely."
My fellow PuF'ers, we can only pray that with extensive therapy, consisting mostly of imbibing large amounts of natural foods such as barley, hops, and water, combined with the love and affection of his devoted wife and family, will pull the Rooster back from the brink. Fragging my *** 20 or 30 times might be good for his mental health as well.
Your humble servant,
DD
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As with most of my posts, this is all in good fun - I figure that Rooster will take this in the spirit of fun as it was intended.
For those of you that don't know about the Rooster, he's been around these forums so long that they have a new posting status "Rooster-like". They guy is a helluva UT player and goes out of his way to help anyone become a better player. I don't know him except through this forum, but I suspect I'd like to raise a beer with him.
