The Buf Unreal version .. what would it be like?

little known was the 1986 version of unreal, in full 16 colors

it was a side scroller.

for some reason it didnt sell to well, Tim Sweeney gave some copies away to neighbor kids, this screenshot from a polaroid was laying under a mousetrap in an abandoned home, of course I had to throw the remains away just to access the pic and clean it.

I doubt any copies of the game exist anymore, they were all on 5 1/4 floppies
and may have deteriorated from age.

The p00p flow from NyLeve's p00pfalls would all emerge into the bubbling p00plake of Guff Everp00ping.

Of course, we mustn't ignore the Dasa Mountain p00p and the Sewers of Dasap00p.

And gallantly finishing the saga at The Source (of all pOOp)

The only place where one is safe from the Toolio flies if the Na P00pi Haven, a floating sky toilet where the Nali gather to exchange hot carls.

yo Neo maybe Asgaard would let you adopt one of his craptors...

Gortex Roflers (First Level)

You rise from your bunkbed after napping on your pleasure spacecruise to the E3 convention to the awful realization that you are alone. THEY'RE ALL DEAD. Apparently they watched the inflight movie, the latest installment of the STAR WARS haxadecitrilogy, and all killed themselves. But wait, what's that sound? You descend down the lift to see a forum noob in the drunk tank bragging about his awesome cracks and how he can beat Raffi B 1on1 any day, just make sure they aren't running anti-tcc. Press the button on the computer panel. You are so banned.

Back to upper level, pick up the babelfish translator. The message reads, "Teh 733t $K1LL$ 0WNz j00! 1 @r3 Teh @W3$0M3!!!!" All you can get is leet-speak. Throw it away.

You make your way down a dark crawlspace, which is thickening with stinky green mist. WTF, theres Morety hiding behind a pipe, "letting off steam." Gotta get out of here! Holding your nose, you chase after that growling shape running off ahead!

You drop down into a control room. Monitors flare with the latest political debate threads. DON'T GET INVOLVED! But do read the "Fox reality TV rant!" thread. Then go through the door that leads into the room with the mirrors on the floor. Wowwwwww!!!!! Hey, mirrors on the ceiling, too. Then you realize this is Swarthy Foreskin's bedroom. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, JUST GET OUT!

You pass the infirmary (unfortunately, the medicine cabinet has already been raided). For some reason, lots of excess blow up doll models from Skin City are lying on the cots. Wierd. You finally come to a Door that will not open, but raised voices can be heard fromthe other side. "nVidia SUCKS!", "No way, man, I switched from ATI and the Geforce drivers are way better!!!", "Only if you're playing Doom 3, but who'd want to play that sh!t you can't see!", "Only cause you're too dumb to raise the brightness!", "HOLY SH!T, WHAT WAS THAT!!???"

The door raises. All is silent. Swarthy has closed the thread.