"The Most Important Video Game, EVER!"
-The Associated Press
"The most important historical event of our time is... the release of Clone Bandits to the public."
-Weekly World News
"The only thing more perfect than God!"
-TIME Magazine
"If your children don't love Clone Bandits. . . SMOTHER THEM WITH A PILLOW!"
-Newsweek
"We love the pink tank."
-CMU Out
"...I was so terrified by it, I still can't get the brown marks off my chair."
-Shorty
-The Associated Press
"The most important historical event of our time is... the release of Clone Bandits to the public."
-Weekly World News
"The only thing more perfect than God!"
-TIME Magazine
"If your children don't love Clone Bandits. . . SMOTHER THEM WITH A PILLOW!"
-Newsweek
"We love the pink tank."
-CMU Out
"...I was so terrified by it, I still can't get the brown marks off my chair."
-Shorty
