View Full Version : POLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

27th Nov 1999, 02:26 AM
Who here likes the smell of their own farts?

I KNOW I DO!!!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

27th Nov 1999, 04:16 AM
Gaaahh... You... You're just plain disgusting!! No wonder you're called bad-*** !!

As for me... Uhh... Look, could you please spare me the embarrassment of that question??:P

Creme du Cammy. For soft, tender skin.

27th Nov 1999, 06:02 AM
I just crack the window, and act like nothing ever happened /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I am what I am!!!

27th Nov 1999, 12:33 PM
billy youve just gone up yet another notch in my weirdo guy index. LOL! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

27th Nov 1999, 02:30 PM
The Rock definitely Doesn't want to smell what your BADA$$ is cooking!

........... Cooking!

12th Dec 1999, 07:38 PM
Fart? i ....uh.....didn't fart...*sniff* *sniff*

25th May 2000, 07:42 PM
I like the smell of my own farts if there's other people around to appreciate them. Especially the silent ones that make me snicker to myself as I await the coming expression on the person's face who's sitting beside me. :)

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

25th May 2000, 10:08 PM
Yes, Morety brings up a delightful point, If you fart do you not laugh. . . I do (might say something about maturity levels) But I can say I don't like to smell my own fart, thats just weird!!!

25th May 2000, 10:19 PM
Farts are ok...... as long as they are not done in cramped lifts or spacesuits ;)

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26th May 2000, 03:29 AM
I let a silent one go once in gym class back in the high school days. I was in the centre of the floor with about 50 guys.

First, the guys immediately sitting next to me had to get up and go to the far wall. Then as the smell hit the next row of people, they had to get up and go. This went on as the smell reached farther and farther away from me. Here I was, at the end of it, sitting all alone in the middle of the gym floor, laughing my *** off, while the rest of the class was all standing up against the wall. The teacher ended up in stitches too. It was one of my greatest farts ever. :)

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

26th May 2000, 03:43 AM
"Better to fart it and waste it"
"Than burp it and taste it"

[This message has been edited by UY (edited 05-26-2000).]

26th May 2000, 05:46 PM
Ok, Billy, I'd really hate to be stuckin a lift with you if u actually like the smell of your own farts. :(

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el Gato|PuF
26th May 2000, 05:50 PM
Are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?

How about "turtles", also known as "Dutch Ovens"? Hint: you must be under some blankets.

Wish I was oceansize...

26th May 2000, 05:53 PM
I know what a dutch oven is...but I have my own variation of it.

I let most of the fart out silently, saving just a little bit. Then, I stick my butt out from under the covers and do the noisiest little puckle that I can. Then my wife pulls the covers over her own head and gives herself the full treatment. :)

UY: Love the icons!!!

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

26th May 2000, 07:47 PM

27th May 2000, 03:24 AM
I know a girl who likes poop

That's so disgusting :P

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27th May 2000, 04:17 AM
LOL, Morety!!!!
You know what I tell my wife when I fart? I tell her that she's special because I would never do that around another woman :)
She just doesn't seem to appreciate that as much as I think she should!

27th May 2000, 09:16 AM
Allrght Morety, youīre going down...

BURR, the greatest crackhead ever.

GunnerX, What the hell am i gonna wright now? Well, shut up you damn WHY-Bot. Iīll think of something better...

Skumboy, I have a very special relationship with this guy...

RaptoR, No more nick changing! You hear me boy!?

Blorgg, Donīt do anything stuppid man! Itīs a 486 goddamit!

CHRYSt, i am putting you here because you are not afraid of ending up here... You will be...

Morety, fart-freak...

29th May 2000, 03:08 AM
*holds finger up to nose*





hehe, bet you thought I was gonna sneeze. :)

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

29th May 2000, 08:51 PM
hehe Morety!

you are nasssssty! :)


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26th Jun 2000, 07:21 PM
*whistling to "shave and a haircut"

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The Dopefish
26th Jun 2000, 07:35 PM
Morety: you're fired. :)

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27th Jun 2000, 05:57 PM

*jumps onto the floor*



27th Jun 2000, 06:35 PM
Please!! let this post die!! Before i kill myself!!!

What is the Moytrix?

27th Jun 2000, 08:09 PM
I smell here something bad, smells like some people died inhere ;)

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27th Jun 2000, 08:23 PM
Yeah... It almost smells like people losing there dignity...

What is the Moytrix?

28th Jun 2000, 02:00 PM

28th Jun 2000, 02:00 PM
/me me looks around stifling a grin waiting for the silent phart of the previous post to start hitting people...

22nd Aug 2000, 12:19 PM
In a recent upcoming match vs. MsR, I threatened to let a nice one rip in their flag room, and said they'd be scared to defend their flag. Then I went on to say I was going to take their flag, straddle it between my legs, and rub it up and down my butt cheeks like a big ole piece of dental floss. Then they wouldn't want it back.

We lost the match, but we certainly won the rant wars. :)

22nd Aug 2000, 12:29 PM
Hey! I had just gotten over this! And know I had to see it again! And think of all the new people here! What kind of message are you sending them!? You...you...freak!

22nd Aug 2000, 12:49 PM
What type of message am I sending them? Why a musical one of course!:)

There once was a PuFfer named MoyDoy
who did not like the scent of my fart.
But he came to this smelly thread anyway
I don't think that he is too smart.

He'd come here and say it's a smelly damn thread
all the while he was holding his nose.
He should not have come here as he knew what it was
Now he'll watch as my anal wind blows.

It'll blow in the noon, it'll blow in the night
My anus will blow upon morning's first light.
It'll blow in the office, it'll blow in my home.
My bum will fart the song "Where the Buffalo Roam".

To ensure I got gas, I'll eat Taco Bell
with some extra hot sauce I'm ensured quite the smell
I'll fart so much, I'll put OT through hell
and when I'm done farting, I'll use Cottonelle.

22nd Aug 2000, 01:05 PM
Dang! You are a fart-freak...

22nd Aug 2000, 02:08 PM
Yep. I'm a phart phre4|<. :D

My wife won't buy me white underwear any more.

22nd Aug 2000, 05:04 PM
how when a woman wearing panty hose farts, her ankles swell up?

22nd Aug 2000, 05:22 PM
lol @ Morety's "message"! :)

you can't beat an old fart, really. it simply has much more experience than a normal one. :D

14th Mar 2001, 12:45 PM
I was in the backseat of my cousin's car and let a really rotten one go. (We were eating nothing but chile all weekend.) He was driving with his window open.

I politely asked him if he could roll his window up as I was getting blown around in the backseat. Well as soon as he'd rolled it all the way to the top, the smell hit him. He rolled it down again quicker than I've ever seen a window move :)

Damn, I didn't bump this again did I? Oopsie.

el Gato
14th Mar 2001, 12:57 PM
I smelled it coming.

/me rolls down the window...

14th Mar 2001, 03:28 PM

I know why this post keeps getting bumped to the top. Hot air rises :D

14th Mar 2001, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Morety
how when a woman wearing panty hose farts, her ankles swell up?

LOL !! :D:)

14th Mar 2001, 08:30 PM
Farts are the only thing that can sooth a sore burning anus. That and Cottenelle.:)

14th Mar 2001, 08:42 PM
or sticking your bare bum out the sunroof of your car whilst driving through a carwash. Mmmmmmm, hot wax. :)

14th Mar 2001, 10:29 PM
uhh, Morety, how old r u? my nephew talks about farts like all of us, BUT HES ONLY 4, LOL

15th Mar 2001, 01:09 AM
38, if you'd believe it :D

15th Mar 2001, 10:57 AM
Farts get stronger with age. Morety, I raise a can of chilly in a toast to your methane humor! Hip Hip PPPPFfffffftttttttttt Hurray !

15th Mar 2001, 10:59 AM
w00tage! :D

Howya doing bush? Long time since I've seen you hanging around. :)

el Gato
15th Mar 2001, 11:17 AM
Yep, car washes work fine. And the wax acts as a hair remover if your partner doesn't care for ape ass.

15th Mar 2001, 11:34 AM
Babboon butt. Not ape, babboons.

16th Mar 2001, 01:22 AM
WU Mortey, I've been around, just flying below the radar.
This clan called Ci has a forum I'm always posting on. ;)
Stop in and say hello.


Get them all posting on a thread of yours and drop a Morety bomb on them ;) /me adds his evil laugh.
Oh and Gunner runs around like he owns the place =D

13th Dec 2001, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by bushwacker

Oh and Gunner runs around like he owns the place =D

Um, what? Gunner's got the runs? Huh?

13th Dec 2001, 10:59 AM
Now this is a smelly bum(p).

13th Dec 2001, 11:14 AM
Hehe, Morety spams with very little dignity :p

13th Dec 2001, 01:05 PM
i hear spam makes ya phart.....stinky. :D

13th Dec 2001, 02:26 PM
You know? It's all that indigestible stuff in it that holds the meat-bi-product all together. If it comes out at the right time, you can blow bubbles out yer bum. Man, when they pop? It's a whole new effect.

Instead of seeping out and being filtered through the underwear and such, it hits people all at once.

It's a Ph4r7 of Ph0rc3

Terminal {DTH}
13th Dec 2001, 02:28 PM
that reminds me.... last sunday at roadcrew on the way home one particular sick-o let one go in the cramped confins of the small rig we were riding in. OMG it were nasty! damn thing lingered like an in-law you couldnt get rid of. :hmm:
even with the windows open and me right next to one i STILL had to plug my nose it was so rancid.
the purpitrator admitted to it and even laughed. I was wondering what the hell he ate that fkedup his digestive system so much. UGH!
FINALLY after it had been excercised from our presance, the horror had mostly passed from our minds by then, its big brother decided to pay a call, in vengance (yep, same perp). THAT sucker was thick enough to EAT! gawd! you didnt want to breath through your nose OR mouth, cause then you could Taste its foulness! i stuck my head nearly out the window. fortuantly That bad-boy didnt linger nearly as much tho.

el Gato
14th Dec 2001, 08:33 AM
/me wonders what would happen to Canada if all the people in the US faced south, dropped their drawers, bent over, and let one rip...

14th Dec 2001, 10:04 AM
Well, when Mexico did the same thing to the States a couple of years ago, it created a phenomena known as El Nino.

el Gato
14th Dec 2001, 11:09 AM

I figure a US national flatulence would melt all your snow and ice, and give you a warmer, but stinkier winter.

Wild Weasel
14th Dec 2001, 02:15 PM
LMAO Morety! LOl omg thats hilarious

if i let out a silent one, i ususally wat a sec, let it spred a bit...then say "hey...do you smell smoke?"

they get a big wiff.. heh