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Morety
26th Sep 2000, 03:51 PM
Remember how the other night you were talking about how your sister would shower behind you when you were on the computer in the morning. Well, that's got me thinking.

Would you be interested in a free web-cam?

I'm sure all the people here would love to buy you one to set up on your computer. We'd like to chat with you face to face. :)

Goughmezz
26th Sep 2000, 04:19 PM
LOL!!! You "can't get her out of your mind" can you Morety?

Prophetus
26th Sep 2000, 04:21 PM
LOL...Morety, you kill me! Kill me!!!!:)

phil
26th Sep 2000, 07:52 PM
I'll put a webcam in my shower so ya can watch me shower....I dont think I'll get the same responce as TWD's sister but what the hey :)

Troll|PuF
26th Sep 2000, 08:22 PM
I will put a webcam above my cat's litter box

Goughmezz
26th Sep 2000, 08:47 PM
What about the bottom of the toilet bowl? :)

~Cobra~
26th Sep 2000, 09:03 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

TWD
26th Sep 2000, 11:28 PM
WOA MY SISTER ALMOST SAW THAT POST! I would love to have a webcam although I wouldn't use it so that you guys can see porn of my sister. Besides she's a crazy freak. You should have seen her when the powerline pole caught on fire and they called 911, and she's in love with 9 people already lol. I would however love to talk to you guys face to face. Heck just being able to post a pic of me and my age would be wonderfull. My parents don't seem to want to let me do this sort of thing though.
Perhaps I'll sway them get a web cam and you can all see me live. You might even get lucky as she walks all over the room looking for her cloths ect. perhaps that'll make her learn to not walk around the house naked.
**note** be carefull I don't want my parents to see such a thing and then I get in trouble. Also if you post something intended for me e-mail me sixovous@excite.com I walmost missed this post.

TWD
26th Sep 2000, 11:37 PM
I have a fealing this is going to become a popluar thread :(

Jing
27th Sep 2000, 02:24 AM
but don't you _want_ to be popular? =)

Although, technically, i suppose, it is your sister who is popular. Piddling details. As the French would say..... I don't know, but anyway...

(BoD) nepenthe
27th Sep 2000, 09:55 AM
Crazy freaks are good. Nothing wrong with that.

Can I be blunt here, TWD? I, personally, wouldn't really care to see you, I'd be more interested in seeing your naked sister as she "walks all over the room looking for her clothes". That would be great, a real positive thing to happen for you and this forum.:) I mean, seeing your face is ok, I guess, in exchange for seeing your sister's nipples and a$$.:)

Maybe reconsider Morety's offer. He's being very generous here, I think, and all he's asking in return is that you make sure and get some good dailies of your young, freaky sister in the buff after she's come out of the shower.:)

Have a nice day!

Goughmezz
27th Sep 2000, 10:00 AM
Christ!! You people are sick! This is a teenage girl we're talking about here!

So what are we going to name the web site? :)

CHRYSt
27th Sep 2000, 02:14 PM
Just read this cause of M0rety's link to it....

Dude, weak, you spelled my name wrong.

OK, here's the question that's bugging me:
Why the hell is your sister walking around naked in full view of you? Teenage chicks don't do that. Maybe his sister's like 3. Then again, maybe she's like 17, and really fat and has no friends and can't get laid and is just hoping that maybe her brother has some weird psychological problem where he wants his sister. Or maybe she's a really hot 17 year old who wants to show her brother what she think he'll never have...oh well, I dunno. If she's got it, it doesn't hurt me at all to look. I say go for the webcam. If it's not what I like, I'll surf for porn elsewhere.

(BoD) nepenthe
27th Sep 2000, 02:32 PM
Explanation: TWD lives in Utah.

Goughmezz
27th Sep 2000, 02:47 PM
I was talking about the other, other Christ.

Delusions of grandeur?

Jing
27th Sep 2000, 04:06 PM
Christ. The other, other divinity.

?

Harm|PuF
27th Sep 2000, 05:51 PM
I only have this to post:

This is whack!

/me dials up the Feds ;)

OshadowO
27th Sep 2000, 06:01 PM
You mean the saviour is not Chryst??!!!
God Damn it! A whole life damned. I've been praying to the wrong Chryst/Christ all along. Tell me what kind of..*ahem* benefits does the religion of Christ promise??Huh huh??

ImmorTal_FusioN
28th Sep 2000, 02:34 AM
Speaking of sisters...

http://3d.icestorm.com/bentleytwins12.jpg
http://3d.icestorm.com/bentleytwins13.jpg

CHRYSt
28th Sep 2000, 08:16 AM
Yeat, does your Christ promise eternal salvation for the low low price of $19.95? I don't think so. Can your Christ provide bananas and trees to all of his folloers? Nope, just fishes from him. I bet your Christ doesn't even approve of sex and evil. Or evil sex for that matter. And I bet Satanic rituals are right out. Yeah, he's got nothing on me.

TWD
28th Sep 2000, 08:17 PM
You are correct I am a mormon in Utah. That means that distributing and looking at porn would be aginst my morals that somehow no matter how much I hate them I can't seem to break through. This also means that even going to the chat room and listening to you guys talk about the more...uhh...fun subjects can get me in a bit of trouble.
My sister is a 17 year old girl. She has friends but they are almost as crazy as she is. She claims that she can't take her cloths with here into the bathroom cuz it's too small. I reasonable argument but I don't see why she has to get dressed in the room I am.
You must realize that if any of my family members saw this post I'd be in BIG trouble.

But just to humor you I'll tell you of her latest acts. Today after getting out of the shower she realizes that all of her cloths are upstairs in the dryer. She comes up stair in a towel but becase it was on the way she decided to go eat breakfast...in a towel...with me in the room...which for me is a bad thing. perhaps I can show you a picture of her (with clothing of course) and you can decide her beauty I wouldn't know cuz I'm her brother but I'm guessing that you don't really want to see her in her entirity.

hal
28th Sep 2000, 10:07 PM
I can't even begin to fathom your sister's exhibitionistic and ever-so-slightly incestual tendencies.:eek: What in hades is your half-naked sister doing wandering around the room in front of her brother??

...so about that webcam? ;)

TWD
30th Sep 2000, 05:12 PM
She doesn't walk in front of me she walkes BEHIND me. Once my friend was there and she didn't know. It was funny
*TWD looks behind him
<TWD> EWWW SICK!
<TWD's Friend> HUH?
*TWD's Friend looks behind him
<TWD> DON'T LOOK YOU IDOT
<TWD's Friend> EWW WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE
Still what do you think my sister would say if she saw this. I can assure you she wouldn't like it. Don't get my sister mad she thinks she's queen of the house if you get her mad she WILL attack you.

I_B_Bangin
1st Oct 2000, 12:20 AM
TWD, this is off the subject. Didn't I read a post where you claimed to be very smart and that you were in a bunch of advanced classes? If so, why can't you spell? I takes me twice as long to read most of your posts, because I have no idea what you are trying to say. Please invest in a dikshunary!

TWD
17th Jul 2001, 05:16 PM
After several month I have thought up of a different idea that will make me rich hear me RICH!!!! You can take my sister out for a date (i'll just have to take a little fee for setting you two up). Of course I'm not gonna just let ANYONE date her so you have to fill out an application.

anterobs
17th Jul 2001, 05:27 PM
So, when are you going to get the webcam?

I demand images before applying for a date. :o

:D

The Dopefish
17th Jul 2001, 05:28 PM
I demand a real picture, or I post my picture of your sister drunk of her ass again!

Thrakhath
17th Jul 2001, 05:30 PM
How much? ;)

TWD
17th Jul 2001, 05:35 PM
I'm not sure I'll have to discuss that with my advisors.

The Dopefish
17th Jul 2001, 05:36 PM
(edit: oops...didn't know where this came from :(.)

Luminuis
17th Jul 2001, 05:39 PM
Is she still 17?

Syri
17th Jul 2001, 05:40 PM
i think you'd better edit that link dope, before any admins see it.
There are minors that visit this board...

TWD
17th Jul 2001, 05:41 PM
You just HAD to click didn't you TWD?

Stupid
Stupid
Stupid
Stupid

anterobs
17th Jul 2001, 05:41 PM
WOW! Dopey! That link is... :eek:

KliwX
17th Jul 2001, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by D-Stroya
i think you'd better edit that link dope, before any admins see it.
There are minors that visit this board...

Dopey, I agree with D-stroya.

(I have no problem with the link ;) but as a vet you have to think about us n00bs. ;) )

TWD
17th Jul 2001, 05:45 PM
My advisors have told me to tell you that she is big busted and the guys fight over her (it's true!), but I am not allowed to give you any pictures. Supposed to keep the suspense of seeing her or something...

The Dopefish
17th Jul 2001, 05:45 PM
My uber-bad guys. Didn't realize what that link went to. :(

I'll save it to my hard drive and attach it! :D

(Edit: yoiks...I hope no one was offended by that. :()

anterobs
17th Jul 2001, 05:46 PM
Well, I'm not a kid, but that was too hardcore for a non-pr0n forum. ;)

The Dopefish
17th Jul 2001, 05:47 PM
There...now no bad stuff. :)

TWD
17th Jul 2001, 07:12 PM
much better.

Luminuis
17th Jul 2001, 07:19 PM
Lolol

Is she still 17?!?!?!?!

Jancaz Bru
17th Jul 2001, 07:30 PM
This should be interesting...

TWD! Get that webcam up! I'll pay a monthly membership! :D

TWD
17th Jul 2001, 07:36 PM
No she's 18 now.

Luminuis
17th Jul 2001, 07:43 PM
Ok, then yes, I will pay for you to get a webcam, but if she's not up to expectations I will want my money back!

Thrakhath
17th Jul 2001, 09:20 PM
I don't know, Mormon chicks don't go well with me ;)

TWD
17th Jul 2001, 10:11 PM
Yeah I don't know if I can't get my sister to pose nude for me...in fact if we were actually serious and not just joking then I know my parents would slam the idea of a webcame to them chatrooms are bad enough.

Thrakhath
17th Jul 2001, 10:38 PM
Who's joking? There's some one here joking about TWD's sister!? Never! :D

Morety
18th Jul 2001, 09:02 AM
TWD, you don't tell your parents about the webcam for crying out loud.

You set it up, and keep it hidden. Go to the computer in the morning (shower time) and point the camera behind you while your sister's freshening up. Pretend you're doing your homework or something.

Once you've got the 'Film at 11', you can dcc it to me and I'll upload it onto some webspace and let everyone know. We will then be able to give you an honest opinion as to what your sister really looks like to the 'real world'.

Also, if you do this, I'll be your friend.

The Dopefish
18th Jul 2001, 09:04 AM
Morety needs all the friends he can get, TWD; do it for him.

Morety
18th Jul 2001, 09:06 AM
The panel of judges are anxiously awaiting...

Clayeth
18th Jul 2001, 09:25 AM
I can see the interrogation now:


Admin: Dopefish, you know not to post links to pr0n here!
Dopey: I don't know how I found the link to that picture deep inside a pr0n site, really! It was an accident, I've never even been there!:rolleyes:

And TWD, I think you at least owe a regular picture to everyone after all of this... titilation ;)

BTW: The way I see it, if he can admit that his sister looks good, then she must look GOOD!

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
18th Jul 2001, 09:28 AM
ROTFLMAO
Nice pic Morety

Phear the Kop on match day


Walk on!!!
Walk on!!!
With hope,
in your heart
and you'll neeeeeeeeeeever walk alone
You'll never walk alone.

The Dopefish
18th Jul 2001, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Clayeth054
I can see the interrogation now:

When I originally posted that picture, it didn't come up as a link to...whatever it is you saw. :rolleyes:

I'm just glad people alerted it to me before I got in trouble. :o

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
18th Jul 2001, 10:24 AM
If the webcam reveal that your sister is hot, can we please have a mixed LAN and Hot Carl party at your house TWD?

btw: I sure hope you posted that pic to honor my beloved reds and the scousers, Morety :stick:

Morety
5th Sep 2001, 11:33 PM
Hell TWD. Just post any picture would ya? We deserve it! We've been waiting forever!

Clayeth
6th Sep 2001, 09:17 AM
Just when TWD thought it was safe to browse off-topic... this thread re-appears

TWD
7th Sep 2001, 08:39 PM
O_o how did this re appear? If you keep at it this might get sticked in the classics

I told you I got a webcam and the parents found it so I took a picture and it's on the computer but I can't get it off because my parents did something! The only way to get it is to hack my computer!

(BoD) nepenthe
7th Sep 2001, 08:40 PM
Okay guys, start hacking. :D

Clayeth
8th Sep 2001, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by (BoD) nepenthe
Okay guys, start hacking. :D
Alright, the wait is over. Thanks to TWD's poorly secured PC, I found the picture of his sister. Enjoy!
A linux fan I see :D

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
8th Sep 2001, 09:56 AM
HOT DIGGEDY DANG!

Please PM me your adress TWD :)

Silver_Dragon
8th Sep 2001, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Goughmezz
What about the bottom of the toilet bowl? :)

:lol: LOL

TWD
8th Sep 2001, 11:04 PM
Curse you Clayeth I didn't REALLY want you to hack my computer!

DRT-Maverick
9th Sep 2001, 12:15 AM
TWD, are you one of those scary people that likes to look at his close relatives naked? :p

Uri19
10th Sep 2001, 03:16 PM
Me thinks TWD is stalling, 'casue he wants to keep his sister all to himself... :p Let us enjoy too, man...

The Dopefish
20th Sep 2001, 05:56 PM
WAnk. :D

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
21st Sep 2001, 01:09 AM
I love this thread:D

Anyone else got a hot sister for us?

_Zd_JOLT1r_
21st Sep 2001, 07:20 AM
[RSU]Porn_Star|PuF :

My sis likes your name, she wanted me to give you this :

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
21st Sep 2001, 08:17 AM
Hmmm...this is weird Jolt, first you claim your love to me:stick:
then you try to fix me up with your sister:hmm:

You better cut down on the weed d00d :)

Clayeth
21st Sep 2001, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by [RSU]Porn_Star|PuF
Hmmm...this is weird Jolt, first you claim your love to me:stick:
then you try to fix me up with your sister:hmm:

You better cut down on the weed d00d :)
:eek2: please tell me that's not your sick idea of a threesome!

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
21st Sep 2001, 01:33 PM
please tell me that's not your sick idea of a threesome

You mean Jolts idea of a threesome. I wouldn't dare to be in the same room as him after this, though his sister....:D

TWD
21st Sep 2001, 08:40 PM
My sister is leaving on october 11th to manhatan and I will not miss her intruding upon my computer time with her showers one bit.

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
22nd Sep 2001, 01:23 AM
Manhatten pffff...she's coming to Norway to learn all about being a pr0n star from the master himself :D

Clayeth
29th Jan 2002, 04:36 PM
*BUMP*

So porn star, is her training complete? :D

pine
29th Jan 2002, 04:44 PM
bwaahahaha! Clayeth, when I'm president I'm going to make you a monument just for bumping this thread so I could read it!

TWD
29th Jan 2002, 04:48 PM
Hey you were the one that bumped it last time too weren't you.....or was it me......

Clayeth
29th Jan 2002, 04:53 PM
nope, morety gets credit for the last one

Silver_Dragon
29th Jan 2002, 05:28 PM
Hehe, this thread makes me laugh each time I see it!!! :lol:

TWD
29th Jan 2002, 07:06 PM
I still want to have all the other sister threads merged into this one, so that they can be found easier.

Zenda
29th Jan 2002, 07:39 PM
I've clicked on reply .....

... er ... I can hardly think of anything to say ... I'm just grinning all over my face .....

Morety .... it's that 'would you like a free web-cam' ....

Cr ... :D splutter:D:D .... Cracks me up :D:D:D

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
30th Jan 2002, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by Clayeth|BuF
*BUMP*

So porn star, is her training complete? :D

Aye, we are making our first film together at this very moment :D

Its starring TWDs sister, Jolts sister, Jolt herself (or Sister Red as is her real name ;)) and me, the pr0ner :D

I tell you, she has some real talent...;)

B
30th Jan 2002, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
Its starring TWDs sister, Jolts sister, Jolt herself (or Sister Red as is her real name ;)) and me, the pr0ner :D

OOOEEEE! I want a copy!! /me drools

TWD, send me your adress, I'll send u my cam :D

FireSlash
30th Jan 2002, 06:26 AM
ahh. still good the third time around.:D

Sam_The_Man
30th Jan 2002, 07:04 AM
Aye, we are making our first film together at this very moment

Its starring TWDs sister, Jolts sister, Jolt herself (or Sister Red as is her real name ) and me, the pr0ner

I tell you, she has some real talent...

Come on, you can't stop there... tell us what happens :)

Thrakhath
30th Jan 2002, 05:47 PM
As the "Thraketh's First Time" thread is to me, so this thread is to TWD :D Neither of us will live it down ;)