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BillyBadAss
21st Oct 2001, 08:08 PM
You sick bastards.:p I knew you guys would click this.:D

FireSlash
21st Oct 2001, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by BillyBadAss
You sick bastards.:p I knew you guys would click this.:D

damnit :p

The Dopefish
21st Oct 2001, 08:10 PM
I wouldn't doubt it, actually.

phil
21st Oct 2001, 08:11 PM
where is LS...?

AriTheDog
21st Oct 2001, 08:40 PM
you ****er! so dissapointing! :(

ZenPirate
21st Oct 2001, 09:05 PM
L_S is gonna be pissed!! :D

Karma 13
21st Oct 2001, 09:24 PM
A daisy chain with Jaleel White? Sick!!! :eek2:

Jancaz Bru
21st Oct 2001, 10:07 PM
That wasn't funny, I was really hoping it was true :D

pine
21st Oct 2001, 10:09 PM
It's a prediction. It can't be true yet; but rest assured it will eventually. The market demands it.

L_S
21st Oct 2001, 10:11 PM
Oh sorry I'm late I was over at http://www.mary-kateandashley.com ya know I'm a big fan.

L_S
21st Oct 2001, 10:15 PM
Yeah I'm a sick bastard, but look at that pic at the top of that page and tell me they're not destined for porno? Like BBA said, their "career," doing whatever they do now, will come crashing down one day, then come the drugs, then comes the poorhouse, then comes the pr0n hehe.

BillyBadAss
21st Oct 2001, 10:17 PM
Yep. You will being seeing ass to ass double dildo pr0n0 in no time.

Sapphire Nights
21st Oct 2001, 10:21 PM
OMG, they look like sluts :eek:

L_S
21st Oct 2001, 10:23 PM
lmao....would you let your kids dress like that?


okay now ask yourself, would you let your kids dress like that if it meant that you wouldn't have to work a day of your life as they would be supporting you hehe?

BillyBadAss
21st Oct 2001, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Sapphire Nights
OMG, they look like sluts :eek:

Forget that! Look how big their heads are! What the hell is wrong with them?:eek:

pine
21st Oct 2001, 10:28 PM
I wonder if those two are getting really sick of each other yet? It must suck to have almost everyone know you as a function of your other sibling.

Sapphire Nights
21st Oct 2001, 10:29 PM
Their heads look big because they are too skinny. It's the "heroin chic" look made popular with mid-nineties model sluts that chase rockstar dirt bags. :rolleyes:

BlAcK_PlAgUe22
21st Oct 2001, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Sapphire Nights
OMG, they look like sluts :eek:

Maybe because they are... ?

Jancaz Bru
21st Oct 2001, 11:20 PM
Ya know.. they kinda look hot...

/me runs to the bathroom, unzipping his pants on the way :D

BillyBadAss
21st Oct 2001, 11:52 PM
Damn! It looks as if L_S had his chance, but missed it. I found this pic on their site.

AriTheDog
22nd Oct 2001, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by BillyBadAss


Forget that! Look how big their heads are! What the hell is wrong with them?:eek:

it's a simple condition really, it's called BJ head.

hal
22nd Oct 2001, 12:53 AM
Okay... so those two have grown up. :eek:

Even their dolls have big heads:

iridium
22nd Oct 2001, 01:03 AM
LOL @ BBA. ROTFLMAO

The_Inflictor
22nd Oct 2001, 03:50 AM
Big heads indeed.

...who are they?

<*)_><
22nd Oct 2001, 04:07 AM
these are the girls from Full House right?
and they're only 14 right?



bah...

hal
22nd Oct 2001, 04:26 AM
Yes, it's the Full House twins. I really don't know how old they are though.... anyone?

Karsehole
22nd Oct 2001, 04:55 AM
blegh!

They're ugly!

The_Inflictor
22nd Oct 2001, 05:18 AM
Great! I'm considering myself lucky that the show hasn't been exported to the UK yet.

Selerox
22nd Oct 2001, 06:20 AM
There's already a show in the UK with them in on ITV. Can't remember the name. It looks like it's from a while back tho.

phillys
22nd Oct 2001, 07:31 AM
I am a sick bastard so what are you gonna do?

The_Inflictor
22nd Oct 2001, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by [DsV]Selerox
There's already a show in the UK with them in on ITV. Can't remember the name. It looks like it's from a while back tho.

I never watch ITV apart from the football and CD:UK (Kat Deeley - yum, yum).

Tapeworm
22nd Oct 2001, 07:47 AM
2 b honest i only really find goth girls attractive, i dunno why i just do. weird huh?

CHRYSt
22nd Oct 2001, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by n00b-SaiBoT
2 b honest i only really find goth girls attractive, i dunno why i just do. weird huh?

Yeah, I used to say that too. Then I realized that goth chicks look just like any other chick once they're naked.

They also almost always bring a level of psychodrama into your life that you really don't want. Avoid them if possible.

Tapeworm
22nd Oct 2001, 08:56 AM
CHRYSt: u put that pretty well :D

but, i dunno, dont really care bout them loking the same naked, but everyday clothing is nice, and they r usually sweeter and more... i dunno i just get on with them better than normal girls. prolly cuz normal girls call me a freak.

Selerox
22nd Oct 2001, 09:07 AM
With an avvy like that, I'm not surprised ;)

Sapphire Nights
22nd Oct 2001, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by CHRYSt

They also almost always bring a level of psychodrama into your life that you really don't want. Avoid them if possible.

Goth drama queens make your life more interesting. Admit it! ;)

iridium
22nd Oct 2001, 09:36 AM
Is that a photograph of you n00b? :p

well now being serious, all of the goth girls in my school are just weird. they are nice and all, but still.... just weird.

Most girls refuse to acknowledge my existance, let alone talk- whether they are goths or not.

Must be because I am :B or somthing

(i'm not.. honest)

Selerox
22nd Oct 2001, 09:39 AM
/me scrambles to find the goth TCD...

iridium
22nd Oct 2001, 09:46 AM
Goshen, Goth? whats the difference?

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
22nd Oct 2001, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Iridium|BuF
Goshen, Goth? whats the difference?

size :D

Tapeworm
22nd Oct 2001, 10:51 AM
the picture in my avatar is not me.

Morety
22nd Oct 2001, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Sapphire Nights


Goth drama queens make your life more interesting. Admit it! ;)

Like the Chinese curse says:

May you live in 'interesting' times.

8-4-7-2
22nd Oct 2001, 11:56 AM
Damn, fooled again! ARG!

BillyBadAss
22nd Oct 2001, 12:18 PM
Don't worry, they are twins. Adult twins go nowhere in Hollywood. They will being doing pr0n in no time.

SUNRISE
22nd Oct 2001, 12:21 PM
/me would nail em heheh ^_^

loserkid
22nd Oct 2001, 03:38 PM
haven't they been in about 10 different shows since full house?

gramps
22nd Oct 2001, 03:46 PM
you just wait till uncle Joey hears about this!!



:D

El Diablo
22nd Oct 2001, 03:50 PM
Wait a second, were not sick bastards. You said when they are 18! We clicked here cuz of that! Not cuz we want to see naked 15 year olds.

...

Well maybe some of us want to see naked 15 year olds...

Reaper
22nd Oct 2001, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by The_Inflictor
I'm considering myself lucky that the show hasn't been exported to the UK yet.

Uh, oh ...

Clayeth
22nd Oct 2001, 04:47 PM
can someone remind me why be banned deathbliss? ;)

Snipeo
22nd Oct 2001, 05:01 PM
hehe, while hot, they almost certainly lack any sort of personality wotsoever. Perfect pr0n stars :D Seriously, 15? jeez. They are on a show here as well, its on Nickelodeon on Sky as well I think.. um, I know too much :D

As for goths, there are a few of them emerging at mah skool now I'm in 6th form, althought they would pale in comparison with the vampire based stylings of their yanky siblings. Personally I like the middle-ground, not completely weird phycho, but not slut either, kinda like.... mel, my gfriend :D She rox :cool:

The Dopefish
22nd Oct 2001, 05:10 PM
Thankfully I'm still under the age where it would be considered statutory rape to sexx0r minors.

Not that I'd go REALLY young, but the chance to sexx0r Mary Kate and Ashley is certainly an opportunistic one. ;)

SUNRISE
22nd Oct 2001, 05:16 PM
Hey Dopefish you have Kate and I'll get Ashley, then we can switch afterwards ^_^. You better be a clean fishy.

The Dopefish
22nd Oct 2001, 05:28 PM
LOL. There isn't a term to describe my...erm...sexual clenliness. :D

Snipeo
22nd Oct 2001, 05:35 PM
This guy knows what he's doing, looks like you're too late guys. :p

http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/australia/images/5244.jpg

The Dopefish
22nd Oct 2001, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Snipeo
This guy knows what he's doing, looks like you're too late guys. :p

http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/australia/images/5244.jpg

I think he's more interested in the kangaroo. :con: :D

phil
22nd Oct 2001, 05:42 PM
ahhhhhhhhh I just had a image of that crazy australian guy molesting them on live tv like he taunts those dangerous animals.

thanks guys :mad:

L_S
22nd Oct 2001, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Snipeo
This guy knows what he's doing, looks like you're too late guys. :p

http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/australia/images/5244.jpg

bahahahahahaha!!!!! holy snit that's f'ing hilarious! Those little hoes!

Hey look this thread has 460 views........

L_S
22nd Oct 2001, 05:46 PM
oh man that pic is too friggn funny.....

The Dopefish
22nd Oct 2001, 05:48 PM
"Those little hoes" lol. :)

Snipeo
22nd Oct 2001, 05:48 PM
I just love the look on Ashley's face... erm, I shouldnt know which is which should I? oops............

*Runs

;)

The Dopefish
22nd Oct 2001, 05:51 PM
They're both hot; who would want to pick them apart, anyway? ;)

Snipeo
22nd Oct 2001, 06:02 PM
Everyone wants to get their hands on this pair... :D

The Dopefish
22nd Oct 2001, 06:04 PM
He's probably their father, or brother. :con:

Snipeo
22nd Oct 2001, 06:15 PM
Far more worrying Im afraid, he's their costume designer! :rolleyes:

"Yeah, ok, if ya just wanna try this new thong on, yes that right, one for both of you, dont worry, I wont look, just whip them panties off, yeah thats it, dont worry about the cameras, they're not on, hang on, thats it, oh, oh yeah, if you just wanna stand there, ok, whats that? you want me to hand you the thong now? you dont wanna just stand there without any clothes on? suits the two of you really... you sure? ok. I need to take some photographs now.... dont ask why... ok...mmmmm....thats nice...yeahhhhhhh"

:D

The Dopefish
22nd Oct 2001, 06:16 PM
Oh, then's he probably ghey. :)

(Obviously I'll say anything to make it seem to me that they're available. :D)

Snipeo
22nd Oct 2001, 06:21 PM
In your dreams, and pretty much every 8-14 / 40+ year old male american's. ;)

BillyBadAss
22nd Oct 2001, 06:42 PM
I can't wait to watch the Mysterys And Scandles on these two.:)

Sapphire Nights
22nd Oct 2001, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Snipeo
This guy knows what he's doing, looks like you're too late guys. :p

http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/australia/images/5244.jpg

^Uncle Pervy^ :D

SUNRISE
23rd Oct 2001, 12:39 AM
http://www.members.home.net/matthest/olsens2.gif

AriTheDog
23rd Oct 2001, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by CHRYSt


Yeah, I used to say that too. Then I realized that goth chicks look just like any other chick once they're naked.

They also almost always bring a level of psychodrama into your life that you really don't want. Avoid them if possible.

ah, sanity. and i was about to make fun of him. :)

The Dopefish
23rd Oct 2001, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by SUNRISE
http://www.members.home.net/matthest/olsens2.gif

:lol: I'll be there in a jiffy. ;)

Clayeth
23rd Oct 2001, 09:09 AM
Ok, you guys are starting to scare me now :eek:

The Dopefish
23rd Oct 2001, 09:11 AM
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43759 A little nostalgia for you all. :)

Karsehole
23rd Oct 2001, 09:35 AM
Okay people, one more time: THEY ARE UGLY!

namu
23rd Oct 2001, 09:42 AM
They're not.

But they look really young. (Eh, these guys on the Kangaroo photo, and th boat photo, have almost twice to 3 times their age)

Hmmm too bad i cannot find these pages about the Lolita syndrom in Occidental society... :D

Karsehole
23rd Oct 2001, 09:52 AM
They r ugly!
They are 15 years old! Most girls begin to look normal at that age. I know alot of GOODLOOKING 15 year olds. (do not start calling me a pedofile. /me is only 16):)

<*)_><
23rd Oct 2001, 11:44 AM
im 17 years old but i know a certain 14 year old that just makes me maaaaad, damn she looks good :(

Morety
23rd Oct 2001, 12:01 PM
Remember this delightful old p00p?

5 smilies to the first person to id him!

BillyBadAss
23rd Oct 2001, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Morety
Remember this delightful old p00p?

5 smilies to the first person to id him!

Your fist sexual relationship?:p

<*)_><
23rd Oct 2001, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Morety
Remember this delightful old p00p?

5 smilies to the first person to id him!

your mom after a good shave?

gramps
23rd Oct 2001, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Morety
Remember this delightful old p00p?

5 smilies to the first person to id him!

the creator of Full House?

Morety
23rd Oct 2001, 02:33 PM
You must all be babies not to know who that is!

L_S
23rd Oct 2001, 03:22 PM
Chester the molester?

The_Inflictor
23rd Oct 2001, 03:26 PM
he looks like the bearded fella from Chas'n'Dave

Wolf Blackstar
23rd Oct 2001, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by [DsV]Selerox
/me scrambles to find the goth TCD...


Perhaps, you mean.....something like.....this? :)

http://www.wolfblackstar.homestead.com/files/gothd.GIF



http://www.wolfblackstar.homestead.com/files/Wolfsig.GIF

[BUF]Diving_Mullah
23rd Oct 2001, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Sapphire Nights
OMG, they look like sluts :eek:

Cut the hair short and Ashley kind of looks like my old girlfriend (Ellen) I dated in College. OHHHHHH! I still shiver at the memory of the fights we use to have (one big one on a nite before my Calculus finals!) :D :D

Oh lord, I hope Mrs Diving Mullah is not hanging around here.

I LOVE YOU HONEY!!!!


Mullah is in trouble, Mullah must go and buy lots of followers and Jewelry before tonite!

Mullah is going to shut up now!

Diving Mullah
:D

Selerox
23rd Oct 2001, 04:41 PM
Perhaps, you mean.....something like.....this?

That's what I was looking for :)

Morety
23rd Oct 2001, 08:15 PM
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

That, you m0's, is Uncle Ernie. Played by Keith Moon.