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CHRYSt
15th Jun 2001, 02:01 PM
Would you like to touch my wang? It's a little big and heavy, but it's got all the power you'll ever need.







http://www.oberstufeninformatik.de/geschichte/wang/W2200vorne.JPG

Gir
15th Jun 2001, 02:09 PM
Yuck.. Clean your wang man! It looks almost yellow.

CHRYSt
15th Jun 2001, 02:10 PM
How do you know I'm not chinese?
That would be a very racist remark if I was. :D

Luminuis
15th Jun 2001, 02:12 PM
OMG CHRYSt, this has to be one of your best yet.


I like my wang better, I wish I had a pic to show but it's BIG.

BillyBadAss
15th Jun 2001, 02:24 PM
Where did you get such a nice wang?:D

GunnerX
15th Jun 2001, 02:34 PM
I'm sorry but your wang is way too small!! I need something bigger to satisfy me!!!

phil
15th Jun 2001, 02:38 PM
will my wang ever be as big as your wang chryst?

Terminal {DTH}
15th Jun 2001, 02:38 PM
Define rediculas: one word answer- PUFers.:rolleyes:

^DaRk^AgentOrange|PuF
15th Jun 2001, 02:40 PM
Don't be rude, some ancient civilisation somewhere will be missing that :D

CHRYSt
15th Jun 2001, 03:06 PM
<GunnerX> CHRYSt's Wang is cut-off so it's a dumb terminal which can't be shared thus cannot be mounted yet it's all Sticky!

SaintBeam
15th Jun 2001, 03:07 PM
How did this post get to the top? There were always two post above the others no matter what. The cancer research one and the ubb screwed us or something. What happened?

CHRYSt
15th Jun 2001, 03:11 PM
Shut up and vote. My wang got a little sticky. Now TOUCH IT!!

Warm Pudgy
15th Jun 2001, 03:48 PM
um...ok:D

Thrakhath
15th Jun 2001, 05:31 PM
I think this thread is abuse of Mod powers. Undo the ^ thing CHRYSt . . . NOW.

DeeperShade
15th Jun 2001, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Thrakhath
I think this thread is abuse of Mod powers. Undo the ^ thing CHRYSt . . . NOW.

*cough* Moron *cough* :p

CHRYSt, your wang's hung low.... :p

Thrakhath
15th Jun 2001, 06:18 PM
DeeperShade *cough* Idiot *cough*

:)

[saQ]IT
15th Jun 2001, 10:33 PM
Notice yer WANG seems to hang to the right :) lol

so now can we start usin these terms for ya:

1)The Wanginator
2)WangMan
3)WANGerific
4)(for the ladies)WANGilicious
5)WANGaholic

and I'm sure we'll be sayin stuff like
"There's CHRYSt:

1)trying to fix his WANG"
2)playing with his WANG again"
3)showing off his WANG yet again"
4)trying to convince SN to touch his WANG";)
5)polishing his WANG"

welp man I'm tapped outta WANGerific jokes LOL:D

Law
15th Jun 2001, 10:35 PM
I think everyone is avoiding the real question. CHRYSt, I can't make a sound decision on this poll until you answer one question.

How many Goshen heads is your Wang?

:goshen::goshen::goshen::goshen:

I can't tell by the scale of that picture.

Shock6822
15th Jun 2001, 11:07 PM
Chryst your wang looks unused :p

Synastren
15th Jun 2001, 11:39 PM
Does this mean you're luckier than a two d*cked dog?
DUDE! Your wang has TWO KNOBS! WTF!

anterobs
16th Jun 2001, 12:09 AM
Your wang is looking old. You should think on a plastic surgery.

You could also put a few more inches. :p

Synastren
16th Jun 2001, 12:15 AM
I believe I spoke for all of us when I saw the pic, the first thing that poped into my head was "It's not how big it is. It's how you use it."
But, hey, ante, at least it doesn't look too foregn to us males... except it has that nasty, yellow-brown color... and it says "wang"... and.....

ZenPirate
16th Jun 2001, 10:24 AM
*snicker* You call that a wang??? bwahahahahahaha

Kray
16th Jun 2001, 02:37 PM
You want me to touch that ancient and decrepit wang? No thanks. ;)

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
16th Jun 2001, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Thrakhath
DeeperShade *cough* Idiot *cough*

:)

*cough*pot kettle black*cough* :p

Sweet wang, though I reckon the yellow smeg should be rubbed off ..... I suggest wirewool :D

DeeperShade
16th Jun 2001, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by PsychoMoggieBagpuss|PuF


*cough*pot kettle black*cough* :p

Sweet wang, though I reckon the yellow smeg should be rubbed off ..... I suggest wirewool :D

Nah, The smeg will grease it up ;) Saves on KY so I hear :p

tarquin
16th Jun 2001, 07:12 PM
Wanger!!!!
( kidding ;) )

BlackIce
17th Jun 2001, 11:10 AM
ROFLMAO!

I have to admit, I clicked on this topic JUST to see who would touch it!

Limbo
17th Jun 2001, 07:50 PM
/Me Salutes your wang

Does it still work dude? Kinda looks sorry fur itself don't it?

Rinny Heartilly
18th Jun 2001, 05:08 AM
/me runs and hides very quickly

That's just nastah!
:D

Kilham
18th Jun 2001, 05:20 AM
That's an ancient looking piece of equipment you've got there, i'm surprised it still came up when you turned it on.
The startup screen. Honest.:D

D66
18th Jun 2001, 08:08 AM
So, when you use your WANG, does it come naturaly or are you a hunt-n-pecker?

CHRYSt
18th Jun 2001, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by RevolutionX
I think everyone is avoiding the real question. CHRYSt, I can't make a sound decision on this poll until you answer one question.

How many Goshen heads is your Wang?

:goshen::goshen::goshen::goshen:

I can't tell by the scale of that picture.
Well, I tried showing just how many goshen heads it is, but the forum said that there were just too many goshens for it to process.
I can however say that it is more than 8 goshens. :)

Originally posted by Thrakhath
I think this thread is abuse of Mod powers. Undo the ^ thing CHRYSt . . . NOW.
Glad for your support. Shame that I not only don't have the power to add a ^, I also lack the power to remove it.
Ya can't abuse what ya don't have. :p

Now TOUCH MY WANG! :D

thewalkingman
18th Jun 2001, 12:50 PM
eager to....
http://home.wanadoo.nl/a.g.dewit/Computer%20Nun.jpg

Thrakhath
18th Jun 2001, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by CHRYSt
Glad for your support. Shame that I not only don't have the power to add a ^, I also lack the power to remove it.
Ya can't abuse what ya don't have. :p

Sorry, I thought only mods could do that. How'd you do it?

CHRYSt
18th Jun 2001, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Thrakhath


Sorry, I thought only mods could do that. How'd you do it?

Behold the power of my WANG!

Thrakhath
18th Jun 2001, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by CHRYSt
Behold the power of my WANG!

Yeah, OK, what did I expect.

EndlessInfinity
19th Jun 2001, 12:40 AM
-_-() dude, your wangs bent. Not only is that a problem, it looks a little stiff - doesn't look like it would bend that well :)

badmaninheaven
19th Jun 2001, 02:49 AM
Well /me hopes u put on an antivrus on ur wang to PLAY SAFE.
NOERTON is good.:D

Karsehole
19th Jun 2001, 09:56 AM
I can't stop touching your smudged WANG!:D

badmaninheaven
19th Jun 2001, 10:56 AM
Does it work without electricity???:D :D

Sapphire Nights
19th Jun 2001, 01:36 PM
I wanna see the Wang boot up :D

Speedy
19th Jun 2001, 01:42 PM
My Dad had a Wang, but as I remember, it was smaller and portable.
I'm really just responding in order to look at my new avatar - "Mousie"

Thrakhath
19th Jun 2001, 01:46 PM
No avatar speedy. :D

Speedy
19th Jun 2001, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Speedy
My Dad had a Wang, but as I remember, it was smaller and portable.
I'm really just responding in order to look at my new avatar - "Mousie"

Look again, aint it cool:0)

Thrakhath
19th Jun 2001, 01:55 PM
Yuck . . .

NiftyBoy
19th Jun 2001, 03:27 PM
i agree. yuck.

ShinyObject
19th Jun 2001, 04:43 PM
Crap, my wife just walked in the room and caught me looking at your wang CHRYSt. I have a lot of explaining to do....

|pOt|fArMeRx
19th Jun 2001, 06:18 PM
Looks like you, ( and possibly your gf ) need a mechanical wang

Synastren
19th Jun 2001, 09:59 PM
Umm... I'd not let anyone touch it. It looks old enough to turn into dust at a touch.
Really.
Look on the bright side: Who needs protection when you have CHRYSt's wang, eh?

anterobs
19th Jun 2001, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Thrakhath
Yuck . . .

Agreed.

Warm Pudgy
20th Jun 2001, 04:44 PM
my mom wants to

badmaninheaven
21st Jun 2001, 12:05 AM
Crap, my wife just walked in the room and caught me looking at your wang CHRYSt. I have a lot of explaining to do....
LOL@ goshen !

anterobs
21st Jun 2001, 10:13 PM
How much Viagra was necessary to proceed with the ressurrection? :hmm:

It seems your wang was already buried. :p

Thrakhath
21st Jun 2001, 10:25 PM
Your Wang looks a little limp, I suggest some more red meat in the diet :p

WiLD2
22nd Jun 2001, 02:47 AM
Where there's a W4NG there's a WiLD... err, maybe that was a will and a way.

badmaninheaven
22nd Jun 2001, 03:17 AM
Your wang has a fan to cool it off ??
Man ! talk about friction and the heat generated by it !;)

NiftyBoy
22nd Jun 2001, 06:00 AM
k i'm about to gag from all of the puns goin' on here

CHRYSt
22nd Jun 2001, 07:32 AM
You might gag if you were to deep throat my Wang too.

:D

NiftyBoy
22nd Jun 2001, 02:12 PM
how could i fit a 13" monitor, a 14x5x18 cpu, and a keyboard into my mouth, chryst?

CHRYSt
22nd Jun 2001, 02:26 PM
Try unhinging your jaw like a snake.

NiftyBoy
22nd Jun 2001, 04:09 PM
lol

will i get paid? ;)

CHRYSt
22nd Jun 2001, 04:13 PM
Depends on how well you do it.

And if I can whip you afterwards.

Thrakhath
22nd Jun 2001, 04:41 PM
I heard tomatoes are good for one's . . . . . . wang . . You might want to try eating some. From the looks of it, you'll probably need a few truck-loads.

NiftyBoy
22nd Jun 2001, 04:54 PM
ugh. you wanna know how many godawful puns i counted? 34. that's way too many for me.

*prances into the sunset*

Syri
22nd Jun 2001, 05:42 PM
at least 7 goshen heads? pah! my wang is at least 10! My wang makes your wang wish it was never created!

CHRYSt
22nd Jun 2001, 05:59 PM
It's not the size, it's how ya use it.

NiftyBoy
22nd Jun 2001, 06:10 PM
chryst's wang is superior ;)

Syri
22nd Jun 2001, 06:47 PM
i got my wang tried and tested in 50 different countries!

WiLD2
22nd Jun 2001, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by CHRYSt
It's not the size, it's how ya use it.
This can be said: It's not the size of the boat it's how you paddle it
right?

Well it sure takes a hell of a long time to get to England from Boston in a row boat.

NiftyBoy
22nd Jun 2001, 07:02 PM
well i doubt any girl's...yeah is going to be that wide, wild

Terminal {DTH}
24th Jun 2001, 07:16 PM
i Cant believe this luntic thred is STILL going! everythime i expect it to drop into obsurity some boob feels the need to bumb it again. *sigh!* :hmm:

NiftyBoy
24th Jun 2001, 07:49 PM
*bump* ;)

Thrakhath
24th Jun 2001, 07:55 PM
This is always at the top. Why the heck did you bump?



Spammer.

:D

NiftyBoy
24th Jun 2001, 09:07 PM
ah so i didn't bump then o_O

badmaninheaven
24th Jun 2001, 11:31 PM
This thread has stayed at the top long enough !!
Even tho Chryst's wang wont !! or will it ?????:D ;)

NiftyBoy
25th Jun 2001, 02:20 AM
chalk up another godawful wang pun. 36 now. gee whillikers!

badmaninheaven
25th Jun 2001, 03:25 AM
hehe ,Chryst take a holy dip in the river H WANG -HO !!
HOHHOHOHOHOHOH

NiftyBoy
25th Jun 2001, 04:44 AM
k that deserves a rather large wtf.

CHRYSt
25th Jun 2001, 07:56 AM
Everybody have fun tonight!

Everybody WANG-Chung tonight!

badmaninheaven
25th Jun 2001, 08:00 AM
Everybody have fun tonight!

Everybody WANG-Chung tonight! Nice song Man!!
Is that group still around ???

CHRYSt
25th Jun 2001, 08:14 AM
Nope, They were a one hit WANG'er :)

badmaninheaven
25th Jun 2001, 08:26 AM
Anyway ??? any more wang puns ???:D

Probotector
25th Jun 2001, 04:31 PM
:y5: YIIEEEP! YIIEEEP! :y5:

Seriously, what is it with wangs? how do they get so tasty when you mix them with milk & strawberry jam?

pine
26th Jun 2001, 11:09 AM
I wish I had a wang like that. Mine only smells funny and demands constant attention......sniff........

badmaninheaven
26th Jun 2001, 12:00 PM
Well piney, ask chryst if he got it from the grey market for cheap.:D

NiftyBoy
27th Jun 2001, 04:43 PM
freaks

_Zd_Phoenix_
27th Jun 2001, 05:38 PM
All this 'Goshen envy' is weird :rolleyes:

NiftyBoy
27th Jun 2001, 06:00 PM
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eraser|BuF
28th Jun 2001, 02:21 AM
If this isn't the funniest thread i've ever read, i don't know what is. although instead if finding myself laughing with your wang, i caught myself laughing at it. *giggle* if i were you i whould never show that, *ahem* thing in public again. this kind of thing should be illegal. perves.

badmaninheaven
28th Jun 2001, 08:14 AM
Chryst , ur wang must be exhausted after so many wang puns!
or is it ?
Seems like u might need some help from me ;)

Limbo
28th Jun 2001, 01:20 PM
I have nothing further to add...

badmaninheaven
28th Jun 2001, 01:58 PM
Then why did u just ??

Mute
28th Jun 2001, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by eraser|PuF
perves.

heh, heh, heh. like that's going to kill this thread. 'perv' is a badge of honor around here!

NiftyBoy
28th Jun 2001, 03:43 PM
just COULDNT stop with the damn wang puns, could we? lets see how many do we have now? 44? 45? someone count for me! i just got up :p

Synastren
28th Jun 2001, 10:29 PM
OK, I missed it.
Someone point me to the goshen heads meassurement thread, please.
And, just because I can... Oh, this isn't a BUMP.
Non-*BUMP*

Clayeth
29th Jun 2001, 08:56 AM
I'll touch if it has magical healing powers. I'd prefer a 21" Wang though.

badmaninheaven
29th Jun 2001, 10:46 AM
I think my wang just died outta jealousy ,Chryst's is gettin so much attention. Oh wait , Its still covered , i didnt expose it , DAMN!!
Now!! Its alive again.:D(exposed too ;))

Limbo
29th Jun 2001, 05:57 PM
/Me wanna change my vote!!!!!

NiftyBoy
30th Jun 2001, 08:04 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! stop with the damn wang puns!!!

*runs around flailing his arms in the air*

save me chryst! *hides*

thewalkingman
1st Jul 2001, 01:23 AM
http://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2000/10/30/20001029212452.jpeg

Free willy
Three long-time qigong practitioners pull a truck with their wang during a performance in Taipei yesterday. According to Chinese kung fu legends, martial arts practitioners must train in this skill to develop resistance to injuries. -October 30th, 2000

badmaninheaven
1st Jul 2001, 01:59 AM
WHAT THE ?!!?!
And i thought i was strong.

NiftyBoy
1st Jul 2001, 02:00 AM
wtf? nobody's...yeah is turquoise...

Limbo
1st Jul 2001, 07:36 PM
NP

I could do that ^

:goshen:

Flare123
2nd Jul 2001, 06:56 PM
You guys are sick ****s but thats cool with me :D

Czardos
2nd Jul 2001, 09:31 PM
Yes... Now, we all know that jokes are funny, but this is just strange... Just like my favorite WAN jokes...

So... do you have a WAN?

Syri
3rd Jul 2001, 06:40 PM
I just got my wang upgraded to a 30 Goshen head long!

BZMew2|PuF
6th Jul 2001, 03:41 PM
This thread lacks wang. Let's go back to… Penny Arcade! (http://www.penny-arcade.com)

Syri
7th Jul 2001, 11:41 AM
tell you what mew, YOU go back to penny arcade, i'll just stay here in the knowledge i'm at a better site

BZMew2|PuF
7th Jul 2001, 11:46 AM
Geez, ya don't have to be so touchy :p.

Flare123
9th Jul 2001, 11:19 PM
lets all touch, feel, rub, lick, kiss, and pull my wang now. :D

just no biting please. ;)

WiLD2
10th Jul 2001, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by BZMew2|PuF
This thread lacks wang. Let's go back to… Penny Arcade! (http://www.penny-arcade.com)
Do it RIGHT Man!!! ~ ;)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/pawangbanner.gif

CHRYSt
10th Jul 2001, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Flare123
lets all touch, feel, rub, lick, kiss, and pull my wang now. :D

just no biting please. ;)

Can I bite if I don't have any teeth?

/me runs off to get the hammer...

[GRiP]FilthPig
28th Sep 2001, 04:45 AM
if i had a .. wang.
id wang in the morning.

id wang in the morning...
all over this town.



sounds.. sticky..