BeyondUnreal OT Strategy Guide

[AriTheDog]

1. post about a car you want

[.altan]

2. Best Games thread






3. Tool animation thread, twice a week

[DeeperShade]

4.) :WHAMBULANCE:

[tool]

post threads about george bush


lol ari this is gold


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[Swarthy_Foreskin]

5. Pics of your tits

[AriTheDog]

6. threads about michael moore


7. photograph of lens flare

[tool]

8. FYAD and somethingawful.com jokes

[Swarthy_Foreskin]

9. HI GUYZ IM NEW ~~GIGGLES~~






































































~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~U CANT SEE ME

[tool]

10. WILD AND CRAZY IMAGES LMAO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[mrpirate]

11. Excessive use of robot .gifs

[DeeperShade]

12.) +1

[Justin286]

Lose your anal virginity.

[AriTheDog]

13. <DrThodt> I doubt you could ever get a T3

[.altan]

Hotcarls

Easter eggs on DM-Peak

Redeemers in CTF-November

[Morety]

14. Make a thread with a bodily function in the topic

[Morety]

15. Make a thread about an embarrassing illness/rash/etc

[Morety]

16. Get drunk and post nonsense.

[MÆST]

16. Get your free iPod (http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=itsatrap)

[Morety]

18. Draw a picture on MS Paint and post it up declaring it a true masterpiece of art.

[tool]

18. make a post that no one can understand but yet you arent drunk just stupid

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[tool]

19. talk about how linux is the better than windows

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[tool]

20. post a politics thread once a day

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[tool]

21. post about how the world sucks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[Justin286]

Praise Firefox.

[tool]

22. post about how there are to many flame wars on BuF OT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[Stigmata]

23. Invitation to GMail Account

[igNiTion]

24. warez and porn links, followed by bans and funny "owned" pictures.

[tool]

25. talk about how you are leaving and never coming back and then come back a month later

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

26. Tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun DA DA DA

[Swarthy_Foreskin]

27. the puke is the money shot

[The Dopefish]

28. spam
29. game/music/movie praise/bash

[GeneticFreak]

30. Insert random E-mail joke here.

[Bean316]

17. Point out how stupid someone else is (as in can't count...)

[.altan]

31. Thread about baseball or American Football that 99% of non-Americans don't have any clue about and don't give a sh*t about

[AMMAGETSVM]

32) kiss another forumer's butt like there's no tomorrow

[AriTheDog]

27. the puke is the money shot
the puke is the money shot.

33. Quote and respond.

[tool]

34. use the rolleyes smilie a lot!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[thewalkingman]

NWSPictureofgiantcock.jpeg (http://www.haveagoodlaugh.com/IMAGES/AllFunny%20pics%20on%20SITE/Animals3/3ANIMALS10giantcock.jpg) NWS

[AriTheDog]

35. talk to girls

36. pretend to be a girl

37. be a girl and pretend to be a boy

38. run away from home

[SinShiva]

39. get your nick changed

40. get banned, proxy to buf, create a nick, make 3 posts, get banned.

41. rinse and repeat

[Kray]

42. Thank god its Friday

43. Another fart/poop thread, mostly by Morety :D

44. Help! <insert PC problem here>

45. Hot babes thread

46. BBA in Japan thread

[Freon]

2. Instapost

[Hadmar]

2. Complain about getting instaposted.

*edit*:mad::mad::mad:



;) Good one Freon.

[Bounca]

42. Thank god its Friday

I'll expand on that.

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=27662&highlight=leonard

[Darth_Chaos]

47. Utter randomness

48. Shockage ala spot the difference or flashes

49. Hurricanes

[W0RF]

50: Anime/sci-fi references confirm your geekiness.

51: Bash the Matrix. (bonus: include The Code (tm) in your sig image)

52: Thread with storytelling feel, vaguely related to your post.
Example: "So I Was Drinking My Orange Juice...." thread post: "... when I discovered Doom 3 had gone gold! OMFLOL"

[Darth_Chaos]

53. random placement of granny ownage

54. damnatinon of g4

55.the merger of 53 and 54
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/g4-owned.gif

[O.S.T]

56: bitch about the other thread topics(too much politics bla etc)

57: collect the topics of threads in one thread

[AriTheDog]

58. Become a moderator

59. Ban phil

[_Zd_Phoenix_]

16. Get drunk and post nonsense.

60. Pretend to be drunk and post stupid things because you think you it will make you popular.

61. Post photographs of irrelevant things

62. Hang around news sites so that you can post anything of the slightest interest the moment it comes up

63. Name yourself as a member of a UT clan without asking if you can be. Don't own UT.

[das_ben]

64. Ask for a GMail invite.
65. Tell everyone about your new GMail account.
66. Start a thread to give out GMail invites.

[Balton]

67. thread that thinkens the buf drama soap plot(surprising plot twists not included).

[AMMAGETSVM]

68. Trash-talk someone/something, then blame it on "you're having a bad day" or some other traumatic stimulus




69. EVERYTHING relates to "sex" somehow

[BillyBadAss]

46. BBA in Japan thread

And as soon as I get off my ass, there will be a new one with even more pics than last time.:D

[DeDpoet|BuF]

28. pose as the opposite gender.

70. get the freaking numbers wrong because you are stupid

71. repeat someone else's idea

[W0RF]

72 repeat someone else's idea.

[MÆST]

73. steal someone else's idea.

[AriTheDog]

74. Buf Strategy Guide

[Freon]

75. Animated avatars

[Zarkazm]

76. Point out that it's "Football" and not "Soccer"

77. Insult people and then complain about their lack of courtesy

78. tool is stupid lololol

[Kray]

79. Ask where are the old skool BuFFers

80. The "I'm leaving" thread

81. Happy Birthday!

[Parser]

82. Thread condemning George Bush and his latest antics.

83. Thread condemning George Bush.

84. Mandatory emo thread.

[AMmayhem]

85. Zlalness

[SugarBear]

86) conveniently leave Sugarbear out of every single thread acknowledging the existence of Buffers, including all happy birthday threads (except one that wished me HBD six months late/early) all what do you think of this buffer thread and all talk about a fellow buffer threads.

87) grow bitter

[Freon]

84. Mandatory emo thread.
88. A serious post in an emo thread

[BoboThePenguin]

89) Comedy 'I'm Ugly' option.

[Parser]

90) "My parents hate me, my dog is having an affair with the neighbour's dog and I'm going to carbomb my best friend's mate because he's been having it off with my girlfriend who doesn't actually exist" thread.

[Hunter]

91. Making a post to blame everyone but yourself for getting a virus which has been known about and patches released for months.

[Warm Pudgy]

92. omg this has gotta go in the classics
93. the red ones taste like burning

[Parser]

94. Threadcrapping.

[FireSlash]

95. Brag about your porn directory

[Hadmar]

96. Post in a thread after reading the first post but none of the replys

[jevus]

97. post about how much you would like to have a girlfriend but it will never happen casue you only talk through AIM/MSN/AOL/WHATEVER

[Freon]

98. Change your nick.

99. Change your nick.

100. Change your nick.

[jevus]

101. type the same 3 reasons only to be the first one to get to #100

[LHABulldog6]

102. Grammar nazi.
103. Signature whore.
104. My future car lolo. (http://media.moller.com/Flight030323-320WebMovie.mp4)

[Sam_The_Man]

105. Ignore... that guy... the one who bitches all the time. You know the one.

106. Take three paragraphs to make a one sentence rant.

107. When challenged, accuse the poster of logical fallacies. If you can't think of any, make some up. Suggestions are Clay Man (+2 to armor than a Straw Man), Hershey's Lemon and any sequence of random Latin words. If the poster doesn't know what they mean then they lack the detailed background knowledge necessary to conduct an argument on the Internet.

[Freon]

101. type the same 3 reasons only to be the first one to get to #100
108. Caring about numbers on the intraweb :rolleyes:

[BoboThePenguin]

109. funny/lolol/fungamesabotoge.php "HA HA you prankered me good there, I didn't expect it at all!"

[O.S.T]

110. something with rolleyes

[igNiTion]

110. something with rolleyes
111. :rolleyes:

[Zarkazm]

112. Ih8UigNiTion :mad:

[tool]

113. post a review thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

[SinShiva]

95. and locking.

114. realize you are the second person to mess up the numbers.

[novak]

115-120. Look what I found at Fark!

[AMMAGETSVM]

121. Everything I got is better than yours and I'm gonna let you know it

[Sam_The_Man]

122. OMG who is that in your sig/avvy????///??slash

[igNiTion]

123. Kavon who are those girls in your avvy? Full pic please!! BITE_ME we still need more pics of that chick in your avatar!!

[Darth_Chaos]

124. I most certainly concur with 123 and 122.

[Freon]

125. Looks like the Tatu girls to me

[novak]

125. Post 35 pics of anime robots daily for a month and then get your postcount nuked.

EDIT: I have no idea who the girls in my avy are. The picture was taken by a woman named Tanya Chalkin and the picture is called "Kiss".

[Darth_Chaos]

126. The wonder of piccage=
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/soccer_owned1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/soccer_owned3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/owned1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/ownedSharrowned.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/i_wMTk3NzY1NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/i_wMjA1NTI4NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/STFU/stfuclown.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/STFU/stfu-big.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/STFU/109912381XTrRVt_ph.jpg

[jevus]

127. posting pics that are ripoffs of the WWII victory bonds pictures

[Darth_Chaos]

128. Google is your friend though it can get you in trouble or angered at though you have no idea of that potential occurance

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

129. Locked for spam and generaly increasing amounts of un-funneh-ness by dead horse beaters and band wagon jumpers

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

130.Moved to Classics