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AriTheDog
16th Sep 2004, 06:38 PM
1. post about a car you want

.altan
16th Sep 2004, 06:39 PM
2. Best Games thread






3. Tool animation thread, twice a week

DeeperShade
16th Sep 2004, 06:41 PM
4.) :WHAMBULANCE:

tool
16th Sep 2004, 06:53 PM
post threads about george bush


lol ari this is gold


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

Swarthy_Foreskin
16th Sep 2004, 06:54 PM
5. Pics of your tits

AriTheDog
16th Sep 2004, 07:01 PM
6. threads about michael moore


7. photograph of lens flare

tool
16th Sep 2004, 07:02 PM
8. FYAD and somethingawful.com jokes

Swarthy_Foreskin
16th Sep 2004, 07:10 PM
9. HI GUYZ IM NEW ~~GIGGLES~~






































































~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~U CANT SEE ME

tool
16th Sep 2004, 07:11 PM
10. WILD AND CRAZY IMAGES LMAO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

mrpirate
16th Sep 2004, 07:12 PM
11. Excessive use of robot .gifs

DeeperShade
16th Sep 2004, 07:14 PM
12.) +1

Justin286
16th Sep 2004, 07:14 PM
Lose your anal virginity.

AriTheDog
16th Sep 2004, 07:22 PM
13. <DrThodt> I doubt you could ever get a T3

.altan
16th Sep 2004, 07:23 PM
Hotcarls

Easter eggs on DM-Peak

Redeemers in CTF-November

Morety
16th Sep 2004, 07:23 PM
14. Make a thread with a bodily function in the topic

Morety
16th Sep 2004, 07:24 PM
15. Make a thread about an embarrassing illness/rash/etc

Morety
16th Sep 2004, 07:25 PM
16. Get drunk and post nonsense.

MĘST
16th Sep 2004, 07:25 PM
16. Get your free iPod (http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=itsatrap)

Morety
16th Sep 2004, 07:26 PM
18. Draw a picture on MS Paint and post it up declaring it a true masterpiece of art.

tool
16th Sep 2004, 07:27 PM
18. make a post that no one can understand but yet you arent drunk just stupid

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

tool
16th Sep 2004, 07:29 PM
19. talk about how linux is the better than windows

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

tool
16th Sep 2004, 07:30 PM
20. post a politics thread once a day

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

tool
16th Sep 2004, 07:32 PM
21. post about how the world sucks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

Justin286
16th Sep 2004, 07:32 PM
Praise Firefox.

tool
16th Sep 2004, 07:37 PM
22. post about how there are to many flame wars on BuF OT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

Stigmata
16th Sep 2004, 08:04 PM
23. Invitation to GMail Account

igNiTion
16th Sep 2004, 08:13 PM
24. warez and porn links, followed by bans and funny "owned" pictures.

tool
16th Sep 2004, 08:16 PM
25. talk about how you are leaving and never coming back and then come back a month later

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
16th Sep 2004, 08:39 PM
26. Tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun DA DA DA

Swarthy_Foreskin
16th Sep 2004, 08:59 PM
27. the puke is the money shot

The Dopefish
16th Sep 2004, 09:15 PM
28. spam
29. game/music/movie praise/bash

GeneticFreak
16th Sep 2004, 09:26 PM
30. Insert random E-mail joke here.

Bean316
16th Sep 2004, 09:56 PM
17. Point out how stupid someone else is (as in can't count...)

.altan
16th Sep 2004, 10:37 PM
31. Thread about baseball or American Football that 99% of non-Americans don't have any clue about and don't give a sh*t about

AMMAGETSVM
16th Sep 2004, 10:58 PM
32) kiss another forumer's butt like there's no tomorrow

AriTheDog
16th Sep 2004, 11:08 PM
27. the puke is the money shot
the puke is the money shot.

33. Quote and respond.

tool
17th Sep 2004, 12:01 AM
34. use the rolleyes smilie a lot!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

thewalkingman
17th Sep 2004, 12:32 AM
NWSPictureofgiantcock.jpeg (http://www.haveagoodlaugh.com/IMAGES/AllFunny%20pics%20on%20SITE/Animals3/3ANIMALS10giantcock.jpg) NWS

AriTheDog
17th Sep 2004, 01:31 AM
35. talk to girls

36. pretend to be a girl

37. be a girl and pretend to be a boy

38. run away from home

SinShiva
17th Sep 2004, 02:07 AM
39. get your nick changed

40. get banned, proxy to buf, create a nick, make 3 posts, get banned.

41. rinse and repeat

Kray
17th Sep 2004, 05:29 AM
42. Thank god its Friday

43. Another fart/poop thread, mostly by Morety :D

44. Help! <insert PC problem here>

45. Hot babes thread

46. BBA in Japan thread

Freon
17th Sep 2004, 06:54 AM
2. Instapost

Hadmar
17th Sep 2004, 07:20 AM
2. Complain about getting instaposted.

*edit*:mad::mad::mad:



;) Good one Freon.

Bounca
17th Sep 2004, 07:21 AM
42. Thank god its Friday

I'll expand on that.

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=27662&highlight=leonard

Darth_Chaos
17th Sep 2004, 07:27 AM
47. Utter randomness

48. Shockage ala spot the difference or flashes

49. Hurricanes

W0RF
17th Sep 2004, 07:46 AM
50: Anime/sci-fi references confirm your geekiness.

51: Bash the Matrix. (bonus: include The Code (tm) in your sig image)

52: Thread with storytelling feel, vaguely related to your post.
Example: "So I Was Drinking My Orange Juice...." thread post: "... when I discovered Doom 3 had gone gold! OMFLOL"

Darth_Chaos
17th Sep 2004, 07:56 AM
53. random placement of granny ownage

54. damnatinon of g4

55.the merger of 53 and 54
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/g4-owned.gif

O.S.T
17th Sep 2004, 09:11 AM
56: bitch about the other thread topics(too much politics bla etc)

57: collect the topics of threads in one thread

AriTheDog
17th Sep 2004, 02:56 PM
58. Become a moderator

59. Ban phil

_Zd_Phoenix_
17th Sep 2004, 03:05 PM
16. Get drunk and post nonsense.

60. Pretend to be drunk and post stupid things because you think you it will make you popular.

61. Post photographs of irrelevant things

62. Hang around news sites so that you can post anything of the slightest interest the moment it comes up

63. Name yourself as a member of a UT clan without asking if you can be. Don't own UT.

das_ben
17th Sep 2004, 03:17 PM
64. Ask for a GMail invite.
65. Tell everyone about your new GMail account.
66. Start a thread to give out GMail invites.

Balton
17th Sep 2004, 03:53 PM
67. thread that thinkens the buf drama soap plot(surprising plot twists not included).

AMMAGETSVM
17th Sep 2004, 03:58 PM
68. Trash-talk someone/something, then blame it on "you're having a bad day" or some other traumatic stimulus




69. EVERYTHING relates to "sex" somehow

BillyBadAss
17th Sep 2004, 04:26 PM
46. BBA in Japan thread

And as soon as I get off my ass, there will be a new one with even more pics than last time.:D

DeDpoet|BuF
17th Sep 2004, 04:34 PM
28. pose as the opposite gender.

70. get the freaking numbers wrong because you are stupid

71. repeat someone else's idea

W0RF
17th Sep 2004, 05:03 PM
72 repeat someone else's idea.

MĘST
17th Sep 2004, 05:05 PM
73. steal someone else's idea.

AriTheDog
18th Sep 2004, 02:54 AM
74. Buf Strategy Guide

Freon
18th Sep 2004, 04:56 AM
75. Animated avatars

Zarkazm
18th Sep 2004, 05:06 AM
76. Point out that it's "Football" and not "Soccer"

77. Insult people and then complain about their lack of courtesy

78. tool is stupid lololol

Kray
18th Sep 2004, 09:31 AM
79. Ask where are the old skool BuFFers

80. The "I'm leaving" thread

81. Happy Birthday!

Parser
18th Sep 2004, 11:03 AM
82. Thread condemning George Bush and his latest antics.

83. Thread condemning George Bush.

84. Mandatory emo thread.

AMmayhem
18th Sep 2004, 11:16 AM
85. Zlalness

SugarBear
18th Sep 2004, 11:36 AM
86) conveniently leave Sugarbear out of every single thread acknowledging the existence of Buffers, including all happy birthday threads (except one that wished me HBD six months late/early) all what do you think of this buffer thread and all talk about a fellow buffer threads.

87) grow bitter

Freon
18th Sep 2004, 11:42 AM
84. Mandatory emo thread.
88. A serious post in an emo thread

BoboThePenguin
18th Sep 2004, 11:59 AM
89) Comedy 'I'm Ugly' option.

Parser
18th Sep 2004, 12:06 PM
90) "My parents hate me, my dog is having an affair with the neighbour's dog and I'm going to carbomb my best friend's mate because he's been having it off with my girlfriend who doesn't actually exist" thread.

Hunter
18th Sep 2004, 12:44 PM
91. Making a post to blame everyone but yourself for getting a virus which has been known about and patches released for months.

Warm Pudgy
18th Sep 2004, 12:45 PM
92. omg this has gotta go in the classics
93. the red ones taste like burning

Parser
18th Sep 2004, 12:54 PM
94. Threadcrapping.

FireSlash
18th Sep 2004, 01:26 PM
95. Brag about your porn directory

Hadmar
18th Sep 2004, 01:30 PM
96. Post in a thread after reading the first post but none of the replys

jevus
18th Sep 2004, 01:48 PM
97. post about how much you would like to have a girlfriend but it will never happen casue you only talk through AIM/MSN/AOL/WHATEVER

Freon
18th Sep 2004, 02:04 PM
98. Change your nick.

99. Change your nick.

100. Change your nick.

jevus
18th Sep 2004, 02:27 PM
101. type the same 3 reasons only to be the first one to get to #100

LHABulldog6
18th Sep 2004, 03:12 PM
102. Grammar nazi.
103. Signature whore.
104. My future car lolo. (http://media.moller.com/Flight030323-320WebMovie.mp4)

Sam_The_Man
18th Sep 2004, 05:08 PM
105. Ignore... that guy... the one who bitches all the time. You know the one.

106. Take three paragraphs to make a one sentence rant.

107. When challenged, accuse the poster of logical fallacies. If you can't think of any, make some up. Suggestions are Clay Man (+2 to armor than a Straw Man), Hershey's Lemon and any sequence of random Latin words. If the poster doesn't know what they mean then they lack the detailed background knowledge necessary to conduct an argument on the Internet.

Freon
18th Sep 2004, 05:23 PM
101. type the same 3 reasons only to be the first one to get to #100
108. Caring about numbers on the intraweb :rolleyes:

BoboThePenguin
18th Sep 2004, 05:27 PM
109. funny/lolol/fungamesabotoge.php "HA HA you prankered me good there, I didn't expect it at all!"

O.S.T
18th Sep 2004, 05:28 PM
110. something with rolleyes

igNiTion
18th Sep 2004, 05:35 PM
110. something with rolleyes
111. :rolleyes:

Zarkazm
18th Sep 2004, 05:55 PM
112. Ih8UigNiTion :mad:

tool
18th Sep 2004, 06:48 PM
113. post a review thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/toolfan/da3256aa18d8cb59b1aef28af27532c5.gif

SinShiva
19th Sep 2004, 04:57 AM
95. and locking.

114. realize you are the second person to mess up the numbers.

novak
19th Sep 2004, 05:02 AM
115-120. Look what I found at Fark!

AMMAGETSVM
19th Sep 2004, 10:59 AM
121. Everything I got is better than yours and I'm gonna let you know it

Sam_The_Man
19th Sep 2004, 11:37 AM
122. OMG who is that in your sig/avvy????///??slash

igNiTion
19th Sep 2004, 11:50 AM
123. Kavon who are those girls in your avvy? Full pic please!! BITE_ME we still need more pics of that chick in your avatar!!

Darth_Chaos
19th Sep 2004, 12:13 PM
124. I most certainly concur with 123 and 122.

Freon
19th Sep 2004, 12:21 PM
125. Looks like the Tatu girls to me

novak
19th Sep 2004, 12:22 PM
125. Post 35 pics of anime robots daily for a month and then get your postcount nuked.

EDIT: I have no idea who the girls in my avy are. The picture was taken by a woman named Tanya Chalkin and the picture is called "Kiss".

Darth_Chaos
19th Sep 2004, 12:29 PM
126. The wonder of piccage=
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/soccer_owned1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/soccer_owned3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/owned1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/ownedSharrowned.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/i_wMTk3NzY1NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/Owned/i_wMjA1NTI4NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/STFU/stfuclown.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/STFU/stfu-big.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Darth_Chaos/STFU/109912381XTrRVt_ph.jpg

jevus
19th Sep 2004, 12:49 PM
127. posting pics that are ripoffs of the WWII victory bonds pictures

Darth_Chaos
19th Sep 2004, 12:54 PM
128. Google is your friend though it can get you in trouble or angered at though you have no idea of that potential occurance

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
20th Sep 2004, 04:57 AM
129. Locked for spam and generaly increasing amounts of un-funneh-ness by dead horse beaters and band wagon jumpers

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
20th Sep 2004, 05:01 AM
130.Moved to Classics