Ok I need help. I'm trying to locate an existing copy of my first DM released for UT1 called DM-UrbanDistortion. I cannot find a copy of it anywhere on the planet. I have called on you all to help locate the MIA map for me. In return, if it is found I will share the following rewards:
1. I promise a long laugh will be had by all
2. I will put the finders name in my sig for a month saying "XXX rocks the Prophet's balls in a way they have never been rocked before."
3. As a gift to show you my gratitude, I will add my funny personality and sexy good looks to your bloodline by having sex with your eldest daughter. If you have not a daughter, I will graciously accept your wife.
4. I'll give you some candy.
GO NOW!! FIND TEH PROPHET'S LOST MAP!!
1. I promise a long laugh will be had by all
2. I will put the finders name in my sig for a month saying "XXX rocks the Prophet's balls in a way they have never been rocked before."
3. As a gift to show you my gratitude, I will add my funny personality and sexy good looks to your bloodline by having sex with your eldest daughter. If you have not a daughter, I will graciously accept your wife.
4. I'll give you some candy.
GO NOW!! FIND TEH PROPHET'S LOST MAP!!
