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Vimana
26th Mar 2000, 05:04 PM
[K7] are the SEXIEST Unreal Tournament clan out there, and thats a FACT!!!

Anyone who comes to the UKOnline or WirePlay LMS servers will have seen us in action and will know that when we play as a team, we are unstopable. We always finish 1st, 2nd & 3rd.

We dont bother wasting our time building clan sites and all that ****. All we are intrested in is playing SEXY!!!

I have seen all these PUF clans running about like headless chickens and all these novices building their crappy clan sites but when it comes down to what really matters (Winning and Dominating Games), [K7] always comes out tops!!!

...and if you're thinking about (k&Z), we are the clan that broke them up. Ha ha ha. Dont believe me??? Just ask Zaturn.

...and while you're at it...Tell kl3in not to mess with us!!!

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by Vimana
*A MEMBER OF THE ELITE CLAN KNOWN AS [K7]*


[This message has been edited by Vimana (edited 03-26-2000).]

D66
26th Mar 2000, 05:06 PM
Wow!!!!
Jeff K actualy plays UT and is in a Clan
HAR-HAR-HAR

You all should study more and play less UT, 6th grade is a tough one you know

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BirddoG
26th Mar 2000, 05:09 PM
WOW hes right
that UT forum font IS PRETTY DAMN SEXY!!!
ahhh look at thos 0's ahhh im in heaven

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Gouryella
26th Mar 2000, 05:21 PM
*Respect*

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FrigginAnT
26th Mar 2000, 06:25 PM
Hmmmm
"I have seen all these PUF clans running about like headless chickens and all these novices building their crappy clan sites but when it comes down to what really matters (Winning and Dominating Games), [K7] always comes out tops!!!"

I always thought the reason we "play" games is to HAVE FUN....Sounds like someone has issues



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BloodKnight
26th Mar 2000, 07:14 PM
I think this guy should check out "How not to be a lame in UT" guide on my site

this is really low!

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spyder913
26th Mar 2000, 07:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

come into #elite and play me 1 on 1... PLEASE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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G-Man
26th Mar 2000, 07:59 PM
All my experiences with the K7 clan have been nothing but a headache. Egotistal comments left right and center. You guys should spend a little bit more time learning how to be polite than playing UT.

I'll do anything to play with someone who's better than me such that I can improve my skills, but I'll leave a server in seconds if there are people being morons.

One of the drawbacks of internet gaming is not only finding someone of an equal caliber to play against (although this is not as major a problem with UT as it is with other games such as AGE OF EMPIRES 2 where skill level makes a much bigger impact on the overall gaming experience) but also finding people who are good sportsmen and are FUN to play with.

Maybe Vimana, you should take a step back and take a look at what your priorities are when you are playing UT. Do you want to have fun and share a great experience with others, or do you want to be a complete prick and ruin it for everyone including for yourself. If you don't think your ruining it for yourself, then just take a few minutes everytime you play and think about it a little bit...

The more others have fun around you the more fun you end up having. Fun feeds of itself, and if you kill the fun for others, you end up cheating yourself out of the benefits of enjoying it with others. In the end your missing out on a far better gaming experience.

Work it out for yourself, I hope you do...
Your really missing out...

G-Man

Super(ST)Trooper
27th Mar 2000, 03:32 AM
Boy we really have some talented people here. And K7 or whatever, you take dumbass to a new level

Vimana
27th Mar 2000, 03:45 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha
Thats the biggest load of rubbishi have ever heard.
[K7] get fun out of killing everyone and dominating the whole server. We dont give a stuff about anyone else.

If you ever come to UKOnline or Wireplay's LMS server you will see what im talking about.

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by Vimana
*A MEMBER OF THE ELITE CLAN KNOWN AS [K7]*

Psychomoggiebagpuss
27th Mar 2000, 04:05 AM
hmmmm....
What does K7 stand for by the way. I searched for it on the various listings but couldn't find it anywhere. Who actually is in your clan. I know GourYELLOW and yourself are in it...but I haven't met any other wAReZ kIdDieS for a while so I don't know any others.
Apart from that is there any particular reason to come here and trash talk everyone. No one cares. You're just a small pathetic indivdual in dire need of a blowjob. You never know, if you apologise and start behaving like a civilized human being rather than a neanderthal people might actually start paying attention to what you say. You might even make some friends. Then again, you probably won't

It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a question of how hard you hit it.

pmb the Mutant[PuF]Womble
(who's now going to have to go and decontaminate himself after lowering his standards to reply to the muppet)
Unofficial[PuF]Jester



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titanus
27th Mar 2000, 05:55 AM
Yeap I have to agree with you this K7 clan talk and boast too much.

Besides that person's a "novice" on this forum /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

Selerox[PuF]
27th Mar 2000, 06:11 AM
This sort of thing is why all of clan [K7] are in The Llama Farm (http://www.student.livjm.ac.uk/bessjohn/articles.html)

It's people think these that give all of us a bad name

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Cammy
27th Mar 2000, 06:22 AM
Owwwwww, come onnnnnn... What could possibly be sexier than my nice, fleshy thighs? /~unreal/ubb/html/biggrin.gif

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Tonight. Hot, hot, hot.

NIGMA666
27th Mar 2000, 08:58 AM
To all my friends in [K7]......

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Man you all: http://www.nurple.com/graphics/nurp-needhelp.gif


your friend,
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-=666=-

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[This message has been edited by NIGMA666 (edited 03-27-2000).]

Pope
27th Mar 2000, 09:35 AM
Thank goodness for the llama farm - ROFLMAO.
I think we might be getting another inmate.

And yeah, Vimana, go play spyder 1on1 -LOL- get your @ss flakked all the way to the farm.

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[This message has been edited by Pope (edited 03-27-2000).]

Selerox[PuF]
27th Mar 2000, 09:53 AM
Consider him herded Pope, he'll be in The Llama Farm Page (http://soundoff.cjb.net) within 10 minutes.

The Soundoff (including the world-famous Llama Farm) now has a new address:

http://soundoff.cjb.net

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JESUS CHRIST
27th Mar 2000, 09:55 AM
I played a bunch of K7's this weekend and judging by the ones I played, suck pretty bad. One did ok cause he camped by the redeemer in Koos Galleon.

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CHRYSt
27th Mar 2000, 10:00 AM
It's been a while...

LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA SPLAT!

Can I get a monkey?

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Vortex
27th Mar 2000, 10:56 AM
Good work, NIGMA666, I couldn't have put it better myself!

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osirus
27th Mar 2000, 11:42 AM
wouldnt a half naked woman be more sexy? and not a k7 clan.

maybe its because you guys are a bunch of Fu*king idiots who talk too much sh*t and are a bunch of Fu*cking losers.....wait so am i....hmmm

note to everyone: this is the first time ive flamed anyone on this message board and im sorry but im sure you guys will agree, they deserved it.

now i dont play DM, LMS, or anything other than CTF. but if these guys want a game of CTF with some of us ill be more than glad to show them how bad they can be spanked. (not that im any good, i just talk big)

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Rooster
27th Mar 2000, 11:45 AM
MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY

CHEEBLE!

[BuF]Blorgg
27th Mar 2000, 11:46 AM
lol /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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BloW__Smoke
27th Mar 2000, 11:46 AM
i read an article about how to form an wankerclan, never tought some took that seriously, seems i was wrong K7 is exactly what was written there.

[BuF]Blorgg
27th Mar 2000, 11:49 AM
Hmm...that must mean they do have some form of intelligence /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

CHRYSt
27th Mar 2000, 12:05 PM
Ahhhh...The Hamsters of War were getting restless!
Rooster's cry of CHEEBLE has released them to play games of chaos and disorder upon the wicked K7 Clan!
Go forth, and destroy with teeth and claws and fuzzy earplugs, ye glorious hamsters! For with thee be our salvation!

Let us all CRY CHEEBLE, AND LET FLY THE HAMSTERS OF WAR!!!!

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Selerox[PuF]
27th Mar 2000, 12:21 PM
I think CHRYSt has finally snapped... /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

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CHRYSt
27th Mar 2000, 12:25 PM
That happened a while ago /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

I just get excited when my loyal army of DeathHamsters flies to exact justice upon the unwashed heathens.

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Wolf Blackstar
27th Mar 2000, 05:22 PM
Damn. I'm gone from the forum for a while and this @#%^ is what's waiting for me. Figures.

To hell with K7. The chatty bitches oughta get on IRC if they want to talk.

Nigma, I couln't have said it better myself.



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McConnaghey
27th Mar 2000, 05:39 PM
Unless I missed something, this was Vimana's last comment:

[K7] get fun out of killing everyone and dominating the whole server. We dont give a stuff about anyone else.

If they don't give a "stuff", why try so hard to impress? Why post your ego-bloating message on a public forum? Good lord. Once you've impressed someone in RL, you won't care so much about impressing on-line gamers.


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Wolf Blackstar
27th Mar 2000, 05:59 PM
Hi McConnaghey and welcome to the Forum.

Sorry about folks like this, but there are always people who think it sounds really cool when they preach about how they're so bad-assed by not caring about anything but winning.

Here at PuF we try to play for fun and the experience of hanging out with each other and meeting new folks. We play as best we can, but you can't win all the time, and a really good game is worth the experience regardless of whether you win or lose.

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TheWiggin
29th Mar 2000, 03:09 AM
hmm, being so good must get boring, if i was the best i'd probably kill my virtual self or at least start playing left handed. the only thing that keeps me playing is the gamble that i may lose and i may win. but thats just me. what does it matter when next year another game comes out. can you stick this kind of stuff on a resume.

i think somone has been playing to many practices matches with the god cheat and the bots on the idiot skill level

Vimana
29th Mar 2000, 06:10 AM
Face it guys n gals: YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF [K7]!!!

Like i said before, we dont waste our time Registering or making silly sites which nobodys gonna visit.

Get it into your heads: [K7] RULE!!!

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by Vimana
*A MEMBER OF THE ELITE CLAN KNOWN AS [K7]*

Harlock
29th Mar 2000, 08:57 AM
I have never heard of K7. Guess it doesn't rule that much.

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Harlock
29th Mar 2000, 08:57 AM
I have never heard of K7. Guess it doesn't rule that much.

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Psychomoggiebagpuss
29th Mar 2000, 09:11 AM
hmmm...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>making silly sites which nobodys gonna visit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And the reason being they don't visit is because....let me guess....noone cares?

pmb
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"If there is anything bigger than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now"

Skumboy
29th Mar 2000, 12:45 PM
A quote from Wolf Blackstar :
"To hell with K7. The chatty bitches oughta get on IRC if they want to talk."

These morons have been on IRC. The first time I encountered them Gouryella came on calling everyone an a$$, saying K7 rule and all this crap. Right we all know about the G admin bots on Gameslink don't we? Now heres the funny part this is almost a direct quote of what Gouryella said:
"That G is allways here"
"G has no life he is here 24/7"
"G is an a$$" &lt;---- he said this repeatedly
"G do you want to play me 1on1 you a$$"
Ok as if this wasnt enough to confirm him as the biggest moron to grace this Earth. This is what happened next.
Someone went to get Bomb (the head of Gameslink), I forget who I think it was Crapmonger.
Bomb says something like "who is the on causing all this trouble?" We tell him Gouryella is being an a$$.
So then what does Gouryella do?
He starts flaming into Bomb.
Bomb G-lines him but he somehow managed to get back on. Probably by using another ISP. But we are still trying to find out.
But anyway the above info about the G bot sort of confirms his moron status.
I was LMAO that day I can tell you.

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CHRYSt
29th Mar 2000, 12:58 PM
I was in that chat. It was quite amusing.

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Yellow5
29th Mar 2000, 02:08 PM
Damn.. As a joke I was going to create a "fake" clan page, full of the biggest losers I could find. They were going to be l33t d00dz, all age 12, and the baddest mofos on the net. I was going to try and get people to join the clan as a joke (and post emails from people trying to join) but...

Looks like K7 beat me to it. And to top it off, they are *real* people. I just can't top that. /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

- Y5

Rooster
29th Mar 2000, 02:13 PM
*WWF Announcer booming over the loudspeaker*

"YELLOW5, FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!"

*crowd cheers*

BLAM!!!!

"OUCH!! That's gotta hurt!"

To be smacked down by an admin - you know you're a loser. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Yellow5
29th Mar 2000, 02:26 PM
Oh almost forgot...

Is this what they mean by "Sexy"?
http://www.geocities.com/lonely451_2000/me.html

- Y5


[This message has been edited by Yellow5 (edited 03-29-2000).]

Wolf Blackstar
29th Mar 2000, 02:51 PM
Yeah, you're right Skumboy. They should be banned from all forms of online communication. Were you the one that Gouryella was spamming with IRC messages in the midst of a game of UT? That really sets a new standard for being cheap.

Y5: OUCH! That's harsh. But they really deserve it! /~unreal/ubb/html/biggrin.gif

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GreenMeat
29th Mar 2000, 02:51 PM
Nice piece of detective work, Yellow5, sniffing out Vimana's personal site like that.

No WONDER he didn't give us the URL for his website. /~unreal/ubb/html/biggrin.gif

It's plain to see what he's compensating for, with his uB3rl33t attitude!

Pretty fly ragz there, Vimana /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif Hair's pretty spiffy, too.

Hmm.. "Vimana", unscrambled = "Am vain".

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Skumboy
29th Mar 2000, 05:13 PM
Yeah wolf he was spamming me in IRC while i was Playing, Voyd.

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Otter
29th Mar 2000, 06:01 PM
Ive never heard of you K? what was it, whats your clan?? errrr &lt;shrug&gt; what does it matter anyway

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GreenMeat
29th Mar 2000, 06:20 PM
I think it's [L7]. dunno how many of 'em there are; have only seen [L7]Viagra and [L7]Gorilla so far.

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