A gift For My Pal LiquiD_SiN
Here is to hoping he likes it
Was a brisk December morning,
when I first met the man,
He burgled turd from sleeping folk,
And kept it in a pan.
He burgled turd with lightning speed,
And did it with great care.
this morning while I lay asleep,
He sqeezed one in my hair.
He Said “I am the burgler of turds,
The keeper of timmy’s dreams.
Just remember what I told you,
When ordering Crispy Creams.”
“Donuts are really… just donuts
We’d really like to think.
But all that chocolate in your teeth
Is really beginning to stink.”
By the way…
I met girl who slept with me,
I thought I was in love
Now it burns when I pee,
I shoulda wore a glove....
Damn Whore.
Here is to hoping he likes it
Was a brisk December morning,
when I first met the man,
He burgled turd from sleeping folk,
And kept it in a pan.
He burgled turd with lightning speed,
And did it with great care.
this morning while I lay asleep,
He sqeezed one in my hair.
He Said “I am the burgler of turds,
The keeper of timmy’s dreams.
Just remember what I told you,
When ordering Crispy Creams.”
“Donuts are really… just donuts
We’d really like to think.
But all that chocolate in your teeth
Is really beginning to stink.”
By the way…
I met girl who slept with me,
I thought I was in love
Now it burns when I pee,
I shoulda wore a glove....
Damn Whore.
