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geogob
19th May 2004, 11:53 PM
http://www.zug.com/scrawl/secret/secret2.html :eek:

Sir_Brizz
20th May 2004, 12:10 AM
I don't post in this forum....but :lol: that was great!

Cold Killer
20th May 2004, 12:27 AM
Ah, ahahah!

Hah!

Hadmar
20th May 2004, 02:59 AM
"Who hasn't spent hours thumbing through the Victoria's Secret catalog, devouring their breasts, thighs, and necks, like a fat man devouring a bucket of fried chicken?"
/me raises his hand
Is that real? Do they realy remove body parts from the pics? Anyway -> :lol:

TheShiningWizard
20th May 2004, 03:06 AM
I did the same to my sig, actually :D

Hadmar
20th May 2004, 03:26 AM
I thought that was our little secret. :(

Prowler
20th May 2004, 03:43 AM
oh lord


but yes they remove nipples...among other things...
I used to know someone who would edit these photos for magazines and showed me basically the before and after. Editors would do alot of trimming and extensions for legs and such, im sure you guys have seen the process on the learning channel or something. Very interesting profession (get to keep the originals too :D )

MP_Lord_Kee
20th May 2004, 05:09 AM
Guess they never had the money to do that for the Finnish "Anttila" catalogue...
(you gotta be a finn to get this one :) )

//Kee

w00p
20th May 2004, 05:19 AM
:lol:
Brilliant. Just brilliant! :)

@hadmar:
http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/011703_vs02a.jpg

YES, they edit nipples out... ;)

Hadmar
20th May 2004, 05:44 AM
That's wrong on so many levels...

Freon
20th May 2004, 06:30 AM
Next they'll breed genetically modified nipple-less models to use in those catalogs :rolleyes: ;)

Maetschikk
20th May 2004, 07:20 AM
Is there a logical explanation for this "nipplephobia" in the USA?

spm1138
20th May 2004, 09:08 AM
I was reading on another site that men's magazines like FHM put added nipples in afterwards.

DEFkon
20th May 2004, 09:27 AM
yeah it's called Super-Bowl-Eritis or maybe "Religio-fanata-phobia" Ever since the "janet jackson" incident, nearly every form of media has been under massive pressure mostly from the bible thumping folk (of which Bush is a member) to "clean up" the media. So for the time being, the only nipples that are ok in the US are those of Iraqi POW's being tortured and forced to have gay sex. That stuff is fine. A nipple showing through a lacy bra? SIN SIN!!

MP_Duke
20th May 2004, 10:29 AM
Americans consider female nipples as porno.

TheWhaleShark
20th May 2004, 11:33 AM
Is there a logical explanation for this "nipplephobia" in the USA?

Logical? No. For some reason, we still have the stupid fundamentalist Christian view that sex is dirty and a bad bad thing. I've yet to figure out why.

yurch
20th May 2004, 11:36 AM
Hurray for all sweeping statements!

ecale3
20th May 2004, 04:01 PM
I have figured out the answer to all the world's problems...People are stupid.

Hadmar
20th May 2004, 04:25 PM
Hey, that's MY line! :D

TheShiningWizard
20th May 2004, 05:45 PM
This is an outrage. The US is the only country that has a conservative view of nudity.

Derelan
20th May 2004, 06:02 PM
"Whoa! Is it cold in here, or does someone have enormous rubber goat-milkers? Who's got their fog lights on? Why would anyone need two doorbells? I see she supplies her own coat rack! Is one of those the "degauss" button? Somebody call Tolkien, because I've spotted the Two Towers! Tit for tat, that is one hot nipple photo! "

bahahahahahahaha!

Ironblayde
20th May 2004, 06:48 PM
Is there a logical explanation for this "nipplephobia" in the USA?
Most of the things human beings do defy logical explanation. :)

Cold Killer
20th May 2004, 07:08 PM
I did the same to my sig, actually :D
BOOO! Restore the nips!!!

Approx
20th May 2004, 08:54 PM
Ahh zug.com. That was the first forum of which I became a member, back in like 1996. You all should check out his gazillions of other articles here (http://www.zug.com/gab/user_articles.cgi?user=johnhargrave). I think that most of them are at least as funny if not more so than the nipple article.

By the way, I am pretty sure that article was written back when I first joined the Zug forums, so at least in Victoria's Secret's case, nipplephobia is not due to "Super-Bowl-Eritis."

spm1138
21st May 2004, 03:20 AM
"Whoa! Is it cold in here, or does someone have enormous rubber goat-milkers? Who's got their fog lights on? Why would anyone need two doorbells? I see she supplies her own coat rack! Is one of those the "degauss" button? Somebody call Tolkien, because I've spotted the Two Towers! Tit for tat, that is one hot nipple photo! "

bahahahahahahaha!

Round here we normally say
"That reminds me, I need to put that coat hook up"
or
"Smuggling peanuts"