What's your unexcited:excited ratio?
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Erm, think about it... what grows larger when you become excited, and don't have two X chromosomes?
CK didn't vote himself yet, which leads me inexorably to the conclusion that I am more mantastic than he is.
How would anyone be able to tell the size by the ratio of excited:unexcited? It could be 1:4 and that could mean that it turns from 1cm to 4cm. It could be 1:1 meaning that it stays at 12 inches and just gets hard.Almost said:
Erm, ok, I'm starting to gross myself out.
i call for an admin to make an added option in this poll labled "ck is a ****ing moron" so i can vote for that option
The only thing I'm going to contribute is that you have you poll labeled backwards. You have it listed as unexcited vs excited, with ratios starting at 1:1 up to 1:4. This would lead one to the conclusion that the guy with erectile disfunction is at attention 50% of the time and the Joe-don't-need-viagra is only down for the count 20% of his day.
How friggin' spoogerific. 
BTW CK, WTF are you doing when you come up with these ideas? The pr0nstroke?
BTW CK, WTF are you doing when you come up with these ideas? The pr0nstroke?
Totally off topic, but since we all know where this is headed...NotBillMurray, check your private messages. Well, unless you already have and are just ignoring me
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Damn....another 3 months of convincing the wife that online-games are NOT childish down the drain
Erm, this isn't supposed to be about time...NotBillMurray said:
Anyways, I'm surprised at this overflow of negative comments. I expected this thread to be a funny little thing with amusing comments and generally be a good time for all, but everyone's reacting like I bitch-slapped each of them and raped their entire families, so I guess it's doomed, though I'm not sure why... honestly, it's like you guys all just received news that I'm the reincarnated Hitler or something.
I guess it's back to posting entertaining media and controversial news articles for me. No risk there.
Am I the only one that really thinks CK didn't mean excited in that way? 
My interpretation is that this poll is a sort of overview of the average forum members status, eg hyperactive fuck or lazy fuck (we're all fucked)
Oh, and if CK did mean that kind of "excited", then the poll is indeed labeled backwards like NotBillMurray said.
I'm not sure about what you're taking, but I sure am not "excited" more during the day then "unexcited"...
Genetically altered mofo. You're worse than the reincarnation of hitler.
My interpretation is that this poll is a sort of overview of the average forum members status, eg hyperactive fuck or lazy fuck (we're all fucked)
Oh, and if CK did mean that kind of "excited", then the poll is indeed labeled backwards like NotBillMurray said.
I'm not sure about what you're taking, but I sure am not "excited" more during the day then "unexcited"...
Genetically altered mofo. You're worse than the reincarnation of hitler.
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How can you guys possibly think it concerns time in any way after my size example?
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If your thingy is 1 unit long when unexcited, and it becomes 2 units long when excited, you'd vote 1:2.
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for clarification:
If your thingy is 1 unit long when unexcited, and it becomes 2 units long when excited, you'd vote 1:2.
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