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Found over at CNN
"British SAS Forces capture elusive Infiltration Team member"
Today British SAS Forces capured Benedict Tan Shan-Wen, known to members of the Sentry Studios as just Shakken. For 2 years Shakken and other member from Sentry Studios special forces team known as "The Infiltration Team" have been on the run.
Jesse Taylor founded Sentry Studios in 2000 and followed by the Infiltration Team soon after. The Infiltration Team is responsible for the death of thousands after its formation, and currently under UN inquiry for possesion of WMDs.
Shakken was found in Dundee near the prestigious University of Abertay Dundee. A MI5 agent spotted him dropping by a local dry cleaner near the University. Immediatly a small unit from the SAS, lead by Neill Riordan was sent to intercept Shakken before he got too far. After the capture Neill Riordan stated :
"It was quite easy acctually, the poor sap was wearing jungle cammo in the brush, it wasn't long before we found him, sure it was rought and we did have some losses, but we got him"
Early reports indicate that Shakken took down 12 SAS member before finally running out of ammo. After capture, Shakken yelled out to reporters:
"Goddamn that dry cleaning lady, I would have gotten away if she finished cleaning my **** desert fatigues!"
We caught up with the owner of this establishment, he gave this comment :
"Its good to see our stores poor buissiness practicies finally pay of"
All other member of Sentry Studios, and the rest of The Infiltration Team, are still at large.