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Hyper_Freak
1st Feb 2004, 08:39 PM
I've noticed there are barley any threads to randomly talk. SO, post nonsense here.

TheSpoonDog
2nd Feb 2004, 01:01 AM
mook frun bleh meek shrik tookie mung flop

Nahand
2nd Feb 2004, 06:20 AM
... allow me to disagree from that, Mr. Spoon. Actually bleek rag treo is a sub-specie of the often thought lethal meek shrik, even if it's in fact a peacefull creature.
Most certainly you're refering to the X-imatargetshootmeintheballswithhotflakkie, a dangerous specimen capable of driving other individuals in its community to a near-dementia state via a poisonous iron nail shot from its tail while teleporting from a portable wormhole effect. They usually get kickedindabuttfromserver, a kind of mating with their species, though females are considered wicked and sadistic, as they will kill after mating, hang the balls of the "poor" male, and post a pic in the local wacky forum thread.

In the end, we can assume the refered specie is no more than a mook frun, with a bad temper and a different habitat.

I hope i was sufficiantly confusing, as we are many.


P.S. - don't eat lemons. They will make you spit biorifle product. Don't try to imitate superman, x-ray-proof underwear already exists. Do not, by all means, stick a finger in your nose. Results vary from getting a felling like being ImpactHammered in the back of the neck, to eating a redeemer warhead near detonation, and in rare cases, to win the national lotery jackpot.

Boost
2nd Feb 2004, 07:06 AM
No, Nahand I intend to agree with Mr Spoon.
It is because of the mook that the frun species is not likely to bleh anywhere near the flaktopietattoosnal. :( The female meek tends to shrik at tookie and that is why the balls get hanged up on the krackotillywhapwoop. Not even to mention what the mung do to the flop, you don't want to be near that at all because of the grelitookiewapiewoo. :rolleyes: All that he didn't mention is the sloptizieqautyho getting the crawpuketifizirpoty is very troopybootylickylious. :lol:

This is all randomly nonsense offcourse or is it................. :confused:

Boost starts doubting her sanity :stick:

Snowdog
2nd Feb 2004, 07:19 AM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/wtfdog2.jpg

Nahand
2nd Feb 2004, 08:28 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiii1111111ONEoneone

Pink Pupaes with tall hats singing "Oops, i did it again!"

RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneone

Trueblood
2nd Feb 2004, 12:50 PM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles...the salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?".

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
lol

Hyper_Freak
2nd Feb 2004, 01:01 PM
Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!

Katana
2nd Feb 2004, 01:04 PM
Enjoy :D

Five women went on holiday. They saw a five-floor hotel with a sign saying "For Women Only". They went in and the bouncer explained to them how it works.

"We have 5 floors ... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for you can stay here. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

So they started going up, and on the first floor the sign read "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the friends laughed and without hesitation moved on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor read "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the friends moved up.

The third floor sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women and are perfect lovers. They are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased but they decided that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer before they settled for the fourth.

When they reached the fifth floor, the sign read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."

Hyper_Freak
2nd Feb 2004, 01:17 PM
good one

RampantBunny
2nd Feb 2004, 01:28 PM
:D I've noticed there are barley any threads to randomly talk. SO, post nonsense here.
click on the pictures ;)

Angie
2nd Feb 2004, 02:31 PM
Enjoy :D
When they reached the fifth floor, the sign read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."
Even though Im a woman, this story puts a smile on my face. Must be a little truth in it.... :D

Rens2Sea
3rd Feb 2004, 07:13 AM
http://www.vatsaas.org/rtv/images/headinsand.jpg :y5:

Trueblood
3rd Feb 2004, 08:44 AM
somewhere to park my bike !! \o/

RampantBunny
3rd Feb 2004, 12:05 PM
http://www.vatsaas.org/rtv/images/headinsand.jpg :y5:


is his head really in the sand? he could die in there :eek:

RampantBunny
3rd Feb 2004, 12:06 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/wtfdog2.jpg


this exspestion on the dogs face is after seeing snowdog oh the shame :D

Sexmachine
4th Feb 2004, 04:15 PM
More nonsense (http://therionarms.com/pictures/stainless_steel_warning.mpg) still lmao, enjoy :D

EDIT: IF THIS LINK DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU, THINK ABOUT HOW THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON CAN HELP YOU HERE! WTF? ;)

RevBillyG
4th Feb 2004, 04:27 PM
http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wtf3.jpg

Hyper_Freak
4th Feb 2004, 05:35 PM
SM's liknk won't work! Try this! (This is it I think) http://therionarms.com/pictures/stainless_steel_warning.jpg
and that cat's expression is after meeting my 5th grade teacher!

Rob
5th Feb 2004, 02:10 AM
Specially for Sexmachine ;)

TheSpoonDog
5th Feb 2004, 03:07 AM
lol

Trueblood
5th Feb 2004, 03:14 AM
Who called it "leap frog" :lol: Sheep are just the right size ;)

anathema
5th Feb 2004, 12:51 PM
I see that there's enough nonsens 2 post here. Miss Buns, I had 2 post this pic of myself just cheking if everything is still fine. I can tell you when you try this 4 the 1 time, the next 3 days you wake up with terrible muscle pains. But the benefit is that you don't have 2 go on an expensive sun holiday. don't stay longer then 2 minutes in it, the toxics will kill ya.

RampantBunny
5th Feb 2004, 02:07 PM
I see that there's enough nonsens 2 post here. Miss Buns, I had 2 post this pic of myself just cheking if everything is still fine. I can tell you when you try this 4 the 1 time, the next 3 days you wake up with terrible muscle pains. But the benefit is that you don't have 2 go on an expensive sun holiday. don't stay longer then 2 minutes in it, the toxics will kill ya.



i have seen that picture b4 on a site its not real but looks good :)

Bathory
5th Feb 2004, 03:10 PM
OOOOOO noooooooo Bunny ...... I thought it was real !!! :rolleyes: Is it impossible then to do that ??!! And I've been practising all evening .... now my back hurts and you tell me it's a fake pic :(

RampantBunny
5th Feb 2004, 03:19 PM
of course its fake no one can get there head in there or in beetween. are you all taking me for a ride?

Trueblood
5th Feb 2004, 03:37 PM
I can tell you when you try this 4 the 1 time, the next 3 days you wake up with terrible muscle pains.
Ooo be careful not to drown in the bath :eek:

Sorry for the pic ladies but i found this sooo funny :D Its so damn cheeky \o/ :lol: (note : i would not do such a thing :rolleyes: )

anathema
5th Feb 2004, 03:45 PM
if u have practised alot, like me. u can do the trick with the pants on.

RampantBunny
7th Feb 2004, 04:42 PM
click on them for a larger size. 1st picture 3some,2nd nemo 3rd. well you will see :D

Trueblood
8th Feb 2004, 09:45 AM
Warning to all kids who play online multiplayer games.... :lol:
Say NO ! ;)

Bathory
9th Feb 2004, 02:36 AM
especially for the girls :D

http://www.foggys-funnies.com/o3/whack-a-weanie/index.shtml

TK v3
9th Feb 2004, 11:33 AM
Everyone knows women are made from SAND!

KrazyK
9th Feb 2004, 03:37 PM
especially for the girls :D

http://www.foggys-funnies.com/o3/whack-a-weanie/index.shtml

And Lesbians perhaps??? :lol:

Boost
9th Feb 2004, 04:13 PM
I love these cartoons, have a look! :lol:
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_305
and try this one, don't forget the judges. :D http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=atom_177&mature=accept

Trueblood
2nd Mar 2004, 05:14 PM
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the Chemists at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten pounds... a hell of a lot quicker than waiting for a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the chemists. He inserts ten pounds in coins, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to the chemists, eager to check the results. He deposits ten pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bath him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into a clinic.
4. Your wife is pregnant... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a good lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

:lol: :lol:

_Dark_Rusty_
3rd Mar 2004, 03:09 AM
Everyone knows women are made from SAND!

or a product of sand- they're all pains & u can see right through them :lol:

TheSpoonDog
9th Mar 2004, 10:54 PM
Hehe, some of these are pretty funneh:

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~jha331/

Trueblood
10th Mar 2004, 03:02 AM
hahaha i`ve seen afew more of them, but this one...takes the cake :biggrin2:

RampantBunny
10th Mar 2004, 02:50 PM
i have seen more of them pictures with that dude in:)

Bathory
16th Mar 2004, 11:12 AM
OOOOO MY GOD !!!! ( Sexmachine's line :p ) and SPOO

Dalton what did you do to Pino !!! :D

Mulch_D
16th Mar 2004, 03:12 PM
L:lol:L that's funny, is that bird thing a character on kids show or something?

Bathory
16th Mar 2004, 04:47 PM
Yep, Mulch ...... it's Pino from Sesamestreet :D

Trueblood
16th Mar 2004, 05:48 PM
Dont you just hate people who tap their watch when they ask for the time. Its like "yeah i know where my watch is, where the F*k is yours?"
i mean...should i point between my legs when i want to ask for the toilet? and they have the cheek to ask,"can i ask you a question?"
pffft, didnt give me much of a choise there did you?
Who ever you are...bugger off and let get shop/work in piece! :mad:

/me looks back at the day and laughs :lol:

Bathory
18th Mar 2004, 06:33 AM
The pic says enough :D Scope....... :p

Trueblood
18th Mar 2004, 04:36 PM
aw...AW.. AAAWW
still..i wish i knew how that got there :hmm: any ideas ;)

Trueblood
21st Mar 2004, 04:15 PM
every body say this in a deep voice.... HEAD SHOOOOT!

Angie
21st Mar 2004, 04:24 PM
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: nice pics True Blood!

Boost
22nd Mar 2004, 03:36 AM
hmmmm, maybe I should try colouring my hair sometime. :lol: But covering the hole is going to be a bit more difficult. :eek:

Trueblood
24th Mar 2004, 03:50 AM
A Chef in Sicily made the world`s largest lemon tart - 3, 675ft long! :lol: and added 1,000 lemons.
I found where Rev has been! \o/ :lol:
http://www.joyofbaking.com/images/lemontartpiece.jpg

TART !!

TheSpoonDog
24th Mar 2004, 04:20 AM
Chef in Sicily made the world`s largest lemon tart - 3, 675ft long!
I assume you mean 3' 6.75" ?

3, 675ft = 1.12 Km ! Thats a bloody huge tart it would feed Ethiopia for like 10 years!

Trueblood
17th May 2004, 05:03 AM
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the council worker

"10" replies the Essex girl

"10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.

"That's easy," says the Essex girl, "I just use their surnames".

:eek: (i felt the need to post this one...its great :lol: )

Boost
17th May 2004, 07:51 AM
aw...AW.. AAAWW
still..i wish i knew how that got there :hmm: any ideas ;)

I saw this on Discovery not long ago. The man slipt off the roof into a tree, I can say he survived it all and was very lucky that it just stoped before his hart. I also saw when they opened him up how far the piece of three went and how they took it out. :eek: Was amazing to see.

dalton
17th May 2004, 09:50 AM
aw...AW.. AAAWW
still..i wish i knew how that got there :hmm: any ideas ;)
Look, they did a reconstruction :D.

Trueblood
17th May 2004, 10:49 AM
"that had to hurt"

Hyper_Freak
22nd May 2004, 02:25 PM
owie

Boost
11th Oct 2004, 12:46 PM
Hey Dalton, I found your brother Granny!!!!! :D Put your sound on!!!! Granny (http://www.humor-site.nl/forum/index.php?topic=126.0) :lol: :lol: :lol:

I also found pics of Sexmachine and Angie of when they grow older! SOUND ON!!!! Sexmachine and Angie (http://www.humor-site.nl/forum/index.php?topic=111.0) :clap: :clap: :clap:

Hyper_Freak
11th Oct 2004, 04:10 PM
Lol!

Very amusing (Sort of.)

Trueblood
12th Nov 2004, 03:27 PM
Playing on darkatrix2 .... doing what i do best..and i found this
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/7215/robhadmeinmind.jpg
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/167/emot-angelic.gif I mean...in my defence, it was put there for that purpose right?
I was only exploring http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9780/whistling.gif

Sexmachine
12th Nov 2004, 04:03 PM
You can't be serious about that TB ... this is sooooo http://forums.tactical-ops.de/images/smilies/ancient.gif

TK v3
12th Nov 2004, 05:14 PM
HOLY THREAD NECROMANCY, BATMAN!!

What?

Trueblood
13th Nov 2004, 01:47 AM
You can't be serious about that TB ... this is sooooo http://forums.tactical-ops.de/images/smilies/ancient.gif
You may have played it more during testing but i have to choose this map when no one is about :rolleyes:

Angie
13th Nov 2004, 03:25 AM
:lol: Thats typical for Rob and his little secrets in his maps! :lol: I love them! :2thumb:

Hyper_Freak
13th Nov 2004, 08:42 AM
Wow. Look how my little thread has flourished. It's been what, a year? And people are STILL posting here. This was my first thread! YIPPIE!!! To celebrate, here's a crack-induced bum's favorite word.
FIGGLEFITZGERALDWHAPPER!!!

ChaosJester
13th Nov 2004, 09:08 PM
Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki, Tiki Taka I have a clocka.

Trueblood
14th Nov 2004, 02:50 AM
Wow. Look how my little thread has flourished.
By the looks of things, nonsence came out of mostly my mouth :crazydance:

Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki, Tiki Taka I have a clocka. :con:
http://img27.exs.cx/img27/3290/Pankcake.jpg

TK v3
14th Nov 2004, 03:48 AM
That bunny's dead, Jim.

But not as we know it.

Trueblood
18th Nov 2004, 04:50 AM
Q: Where do you find a blond at an airport?
A: Throwing bread to the airplanes

lol, i had to post that ;x

RabidZombie
18th Nov 2004, 07:45 AM
Q: Where do you find a blond at an airport?
A: Throwing bread to the airplanes

lol, i had to post that ;x

Heh, i have to admit it took me time to get that (im not blond), but when you do get it its funny! (note: theis joke may loose effect is someone explains to you what is so funny about it)

SirTahngarth
18th Nov 2004, 08:47 AM
<-- doesn't get it

Angie
18th Nov 2004, 09:54 AM
Q: Where do you find a blond at an airport?
A: Throwing bread to the airplanes

lol, i had to post that ;x
:lol: :lol: :lol: I got it, maybe Im a little blond myself. :rolleyes:

-=DARCHANGEL=-
18th Nov 2004, 08:21 PM
My thrurzel bar is jamming in my mongart sprocket - how do I prevent this as I have spent a fortune on pootle dampers?

Trueblood
22nd Nov 2004, 08:43 AM
This isnt nonsense but since it took me 3hours to do, im gona share it :)
I have a penny Jar that i`ve been building for years, and it was almost over flowing lastnight, bank time! :D (about that feather...one day, instead of a seagull dropping crap at me, he dropped a feather that got my eye!! :mad: /me throws stones at him >:\ )
http://img96.exs.cx/img96/9426/fulljar.th.jpg (http://img96.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img96&image=fulljar.jpg)
The whole thing weighs just over 1 stone! :eek: (14lb / 6.35029Kg / 224 oz) :p
so i sat infront of the tele with good o`l VH1 classics going and i counted each set of 1p coins, 2p coins, 5p coins, 10p coins and 20p coins.
Each set had to come to a certain ammount so that bank can just weigh it.. like a bag of 1p must add up to 1 (100 pennies for the blonds :biggrin2: )
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/4131/mezzz0rz.th.jpg (http://img44.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img44&image=mezzz0rz.jpg)
so i got...
5 from 1p
5 from 2p
15 from 5p
15 from 10p
20 from 20p
6.50 from the last that couldnt be bagged
and....... 1 dime!! some bugger gave me American money! :lol:
I got 66.50 from my jar :) I put my reciept at the bottom so i can compare what i get next and how long it too me.
Think i`ll get the new GTA game with the money :)

Birelli
22nd Nov 2004, 12:53 PM
I just use the change sorting machines at my bank :)

It takes 2% or something but I figure it's worth it considering how much time it takes to roll it all. AFAIK you can't weigh like that here, if you don't have a sorting machine you have to roll the currency in papers which is a major pain. You not only have to sort them you have get them all in a stack and then slide them into a slip that's exactly the size of the coins.

BTW I love the 2p coin, I've got a few around that I held onto the last time I was in the UK. It's just such a worthless coin, it's large, heavy, and only worth 2p. Like the $2 bill we scrapped only even more useless ;)

Trueblood
23rd Nov 2004, 10:35 AM
We have "pay-in slips" here, where you put notes but not heavy bags of coins :p
Scotland used to have 1 notes.... i LOVED them but now they are gone :hmm: but i liked the Canadian money too ... "Toonies and Loonies" :lol:
What sucks is that the phone bill came this morning! lol there goes my money o__- Just after i got a new game :rolleyes:
(GTA was sold out in many places so i got "the getaway" which is based in London..which is better because it feels so good to drive on the left side of the road :) )

TK v3
23rd Nov 2004, 04:39 PM
Hehe... the left is the right, naturally.

Birelli
23rd Nov 2004, 08:49 PM
Yeah there was nothing that startled me more than handing someone a 5 note for a soda or something cheap and getting back a handful of coins only.

DYN@MITE
17th Jan 2005, 07:57 AM
Oh, silly paperclip