mrs. iceburgs said:
Actually those are MY shoes, not his, so think how short I REALLY am! All kidding aside, I am not a midget, I am average height- not too short, and not too tall. I would also like to thank my wonderful husband for standing up for me by saying he was just wearing large shoes, and not saying that I'm not short... it's ok I still love you.
There's nothing wrong with being short... my mom was only 4'11" and I'm only 5'5".
At work I'm known as an ill-tempered, midget grizzly bear.
For all of you out there who are thinking I'm nuts right about now- just remember... women always hear things differently then you do. No matter how correct you think your answer is, don't worry- we'll change it somehow and make it wrong. Don't you just LOVE us!
Women, like cats, are born with their own set of natural defenses... besides the claws, teeth, and "better than average" mule kick, women are better known for their natural affinity towards psychological assaults, as exampled;
"It's ok, I know you don't love me like I love you." (guilt attack)
"not tonight honey, I've got a headache..." ("you did something bad and you're gonna pay for it, but I'll never tell you what it is" attack)
"my ex-boyfriend/husband used to..." (the keep them paranoid and subservient attack)
So you see, most of the time you have the upper hand, while allowing us to be cowed into believing that we are the "man of the house", etc etc etc...
But I'm on to you warrior-smurfette types... yer not foolin me!
Thanks!
mrs. ice (the small and meek)
HA! I'm not fooled!
