Olethros said:
Much as I hate limeys I would also want an apology for every american "reality show" that's broadcasted over here. "Meet the parents," "The bachelor (and -ette)," "The millionaire" (or whatever its original title is.), "Temptation island" and so on. I'd rather have you throwing Tomahawk missiles and JDAMs after us than this shite!
We would apologize, but we hate them as much as you do! They (network execs) take good, well-produced shows off the air all the time just to make room for more of this s
hit.
These reality shows are so damned cheap to produce and for some God-damned reason they're so God-damned popular that the networks have little incentive to keep decent shows on the air. I mean why would they when they can just make ANOTHER season of f
ucking "American Idol" for a fraction of the cost.
Mr. F
ucktard: "Gee, Mr. Assface, I wonder what Simon is going to say to this awful singer."
Mr. Assface: "I have no idea...after three seasons, this show always keeps me guessing."
Mr. F
ucktard: "Whoa! Did you see that! He INSULTED him! I mean, whoa! I never saw that coming! This show is just...*wipes tear from eye*...so great.
Mr. Assface: "I know! Man, Simon sure is mean. That singer was bad and all, but Simon is such a jerk!"
Mr. F
ucktard: "Yeah, we
are better than him. Hey, change the channel, I wanna see if Miss PretentiousBitch chooses Mr. Buff TheAudienceHatesMe McLargeHuge or Mr. Nice TheGuySheWontPickButTheAudienceThinksSheShould Van P
ussy."
Mr.Assface: "In a second, I gotta see what Simon is gonna say to this guy."