Michael Essany

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Should Michael Essany die right this ****ing minute?

  • Yes, oh GOD YES

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • Yes

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, because i love to disagree with you

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • i hate limeys

    Votes: 5 38.5%

  • Total voters
    13

Keganator

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To quote southpark...

"He's not our friend." /me turns and walks away



Actually, I've never heard of him before, let alone see him. Besides his rather goofy face and image on the webpage, (dare I ask) what's so bad about him? From the looks of his page, he's just another late night talk show host. He has guests, he makes a few less than funny jokes, and then moves on. I'm guessing the horror is so much more than that, though, by your expresions, ana. ;)
 

Ranger 223

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i think it's the un lubed butt sex with orangutans on his show that pisses ana off. Pfft, what would a silly limey like him know about good american TV anyways :p....
 

JaFO

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Ranger 223 said:
i think it's the un lubed butt sex with orangutans on his show that pisses ana off. Pfft, what would a silly limey like him know about good american TV anyways :p....
*eh* what would americans know about good tv anyways ? ... ;)




Then again ... the brits got 'Alan Partridge' and we've got Paul de Leeuw & various other morons doing 'talkshows' ...
 

Olethros

Functional alcoholic
Much as I hate limeys I would also want an apology for every american "reality show" that's broadcasted over here. "Meet the parents," "The bachelor (and -ette)," "The millionaire" (or whatever its original title is.), "Temptation island" and so on. I'd rather have you throwing Tomahawk missiles and JDAMs after us than this shite!
 

Doc_EDo

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anaemic said:
http://www.eonline.com/On/Essany/
For some reason this bastard of pure shitfacedness has spilled over from american tv to late night channel 4. i hereby demand your country formally apologise for said attrocity you bastard bastard americans.
That should have been said when Dallas spilled over. Now its too late. Now, even Fox News has spilled over. :rolleyes:
 

JaFO

bugs are features too ...
Nov 5, 2000
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scratch that ... we've even got Fox now ... the end must be nigh ... head for the hills ;)
 

Philophobos

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Olethros said:
Much as I hate limeys I would also want an apology for every american "reality show" that's broadcasted over here. "Meet the parents," "The bachelor (and -ette)," "The millionaire" (or whatever its original title is.), "Temptation island" and so on. I'd rather have you throwing Tomahawk missiles and JDAMs after us than this shite!

We would apologize, but we hate them as much as you do! They (network execs) take good, well-produced shows off the air all the time just to make room for more of this shit.

These reality shows are so damned cheap to produce and for some God-damned reason they're so God-damned popular that the networks have little incentive to keep decent shows on the air. I mean why would they when they can just make ANOTHER season of fucking "American Idol" for a fraction of the cost.


Mr. Fucktard: "Gee, Mr. Assface, I wonder what Simon is going to say to this awful singer."

Mr. Assface: "I have no idea...after three seasons, this show always keeps me guessing."

Mr. Fucktard: "Whoa! Did you see that! He INSULTED him! I mean, whoa! I never saw that coming! This show is just...*wipes tear from eye*...so great.

Mr. Assface: "I know! Man, Simon sure is mean. That singer was bad and all, but Simon is such a jerk!"

Mr. Fucktard: "Yeah, we are better than him. Hey, change the channel, I wanna see if Miss PretentiousBitch chooses Mr. Buff TheAudienceHatesMe McLargeHuge or Mr. Nice TheGuySheWontPickButTheAudienceThinksSheShould Van Pussy."

Mr.Assface: "In a second, I gotta see what Simon is gonna say to this guy."
 

TheShiningWizard

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Jun 26, 2000
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Don't you just hate it when people watch shows that they like? People sure are stupid for doing that.
 

anaemic

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arr envy, anyone who likes reality tv should submit themselves for dr ana's brainwashing class whereby i sit the infront of reality tv shows with their eyes clamped open and give them pills to make them feel sick untill they realise they dont like it. then the world is saved
hooray
 

Philophobos

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FeelTheUniverseXXX said:
Don't you just hate it when people watch shows that they like? People sure are stupid for doing that.

Bah!

I know what you mean. My girlfriend watches one of those shows, and I still date her.

But the fact that there are 500 new kinds of these shows seemingly every time I turn on the TV, combined with the fact that at least one of my favorite TV shows (Boomtown) was cancelled so we could watch a bunch of interns lick Donald Trump's feet just pisses me off.