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XxBonesxX
13th Jan 2000, 03:37 AM
Hey I am still huffing and puffing to catch up with you guys LS hehe I'm about outta breath..

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Come play in my Graveyard!!!
XxBonesxX

L_S
13th Jan 2000, 12:28 PM
...this day comes in everyone's life eventually. We push it to the back of our minds, but it is inevitable. I have peaked, and it is time to pass on the torch to the next generation. The road has been paved for them, and I welcome this next generation. With their youth and enthuisiasm this board should realize spam beyond that which I had ever dreamed of, particularly one individual. This is YOUR moment hal. I am proud to see you have surpassed me and there is nobody more deserving that you hal.

To tell you the truth I saw your abilty all the way back from your first post. "This guy is REALLY full of sh*t," I said, "and I'll be damned some of his posts actually make sense too!" Sure I will still spam away, and ole L_S still has a couple tricks up his sleeve, but hal and others will spam us through this new year better than I ever could. Rejoice!

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[This message has been edited by LiquiD_SiN (edited 01-13-2000).]

Xixiz
13th Jan 2000, 01:06 PM
The king is dead!
Long live the king!

F8alP1ka PB
13th Jan 2000, 01:14 PM
lol...

i just wanted to say lol, but people frown on short posts, so i'll continue to write until this post is considered decent length.... lalalalalalala
oh... that's just usingup useful space where i could be typing things like what i'm typing now which make no sense whatsoever.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you..."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Gaze into the Abyss so I can get a better look at you..."
-Fatal Abyss(Jess Edwards)

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Loibisch
13th Jan 2000, 01:21 PM
Your Signature is just long enough.
You don't have to write much in your topic (your Signature does so every time)
Maybe you should cut it off, so you can write more? /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

Loibisch

F8alP1ka PB
13th Jan 2000, 01:40 PM
but i like my sig.........

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you..."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Gaze into the Abyss so I can get a better look at you..."
-Fatal Abyss(Jess Edwards)

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ICQ: 50707104
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[NWA]BoBVila|PuF
13th Jan 2000, 04:04 PM
hal is the new ho!
posting bitch

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hal
13th Jan 2000, 04:30 PM
Yes, I'm proud to bear such a mighty torch....handed to me by one of the most legendary and powerful spammers of our time! L_S I have watched in amazement as your posts would multiply by tens and hundreds...faster than any normal being could make even a single post! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif All quality stuff too! Damn!

Let me be the first to say that I support the tradition of *thoughtful* spamming. Put some *effort* into it dammit! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif Let's see no more of these single character entries per post. Let us see lengthy and weighty spam.

I proudly started my signature when L_S pointed out that I was full of ****. Irealized my full potential at that moment.

So it is with great pride and dignity that I accept this potent banner!

Thanks everyone


<applause>

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Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!

Voyd
13th Jan 2000, 04:34 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hal
13th Jan 2000, 04:49 PM
Join me, Voyd. I...am....your....father! Feel it in the force!


Mwuhahahahaha!

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Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!

L_S
13th Jan 2000, 04:53 PM
*my plan is working.....I have lulled them into a sense of security. Soon, soon I will unleash upon them the be all and end all of the master plan. Dance puppets, dance!*

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[This message has been edited by LiquiD_SiN (edited 01-13-2000).]

XxBonesxX
13th Jan 2000, 05:27 PM
I am just replying to add one more notch to my belt /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


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Come play in my Graveyard!!!
XxBonesxX

TheRock
13th Jan 2000, 05:33 PM
The Rock says... LOL!

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IF YA SMELL LA! LA! LA!
WHAT THE PU MASCOT IS....
........... Cooking!

Lizard Of Oz
13th Jan 2000, 06:54 PM
Somehow I fell compelled to post my thoughts here as well.

Tis a sad day when the "SiN" is eclipsed. Hal is a fine
incentive, no, dare I say it, a inspiration to us all. May we
all post with such illuminating and thoughtful spam.

Congratulations my man, may your noble spam show
us all the path to divine status.


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"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

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Zaccix
13th Jan 2000, 08:00 PM
LOL!

Why couldn't I stop laughing as I read more and more of this thread? /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


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Laidback, trippy beats that make you roll your spliff backwards. Ahhh yeah!

bushwacker
13th Jan 2000, 11:05 PM
Who said what to who now? Look that rabit has long ears here bunny bunny!

hal
14th Jan 2000, 12:00 AM
How dare you spam my honorary title of "Spammer of the Highest Order" (SHO) with spam of your own!

GUARDS!!


...bushwacker..that was the oddest post I've ever read...



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Owl
14th Jan 2000, 12:32 AM
Yeah, well, have you ever been experienced?

'Cause I have.

L_S
14th Jan 2000, 12:37 AM
hal, almost forgot to tell you. You now have free and total access to all the porn sites on the net. Just one of the many benefits of being inhuman

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hal
14th Jan 2000, 01:16 AM
damn! And it's taken this long to find out?? No wonder Lizard of Oz was so happy when he hit the mark!

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Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!

Wingznut PEZ
14th Jan 2000, 03:12 AM
I wonder what I'm up to.

<--- (oh, that's it?)

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Lizard Of Oz
14th Jan 2000, 06:02 AM
'You now have free and total access to all the porn sites on the net. Just one of the many benefits of being inhuman"

Careful hal, it's a trick. This "distraction" has been the downfall of many nobal spammers.



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"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

L_S
14th Jan 2000, 11:41 AM
Rats! Foiled again! If it werent for those meddling kids!

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hal
14th Jan 2000, 01:00 PM
d'oh! I almost fell for it L_S...I was just shutting down my Spam-O-Nator to hit the web and I realized.....

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Evil_Gal
14th Jan 2000, 02:08 PM
This thread is so full of ****.


Here /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif Lemme add mine.


There.

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Its you spammers vs the whole PUF. If you keep updating this thread, might eventually beat the "see me see you online" thread

~Evil*Burn,baby*Gal~

Guysmily
14th Jan 2000, 02:27 PM
na na na na na na na na LEADER!!!

LEADER!!!

FISHING!!!

i mean LEADER!!!

Taskmaster
14th Jan 2000, 04:58 PM
Now we have muppets playing UT! It's Guy Smily... Yea!

This post is great.... I'll have to add my two cents in (one post in).

Hal, here is your blue ribbon (you have to squint a bit to see it....


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I did that online as opposed to offline and pasting it, so I hope it looks right.

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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF!


[This message has been edited by Taskmaster (edited 01-14-2000).]

bushwacker
14th Jan 2000, 06:30 PM
I have the answer!! .........The only way to stop spam is ..... um ....I put it on my desk somewhere.......um ...I'll get back to you.

Wolf Blackstar
15th Jan 2000, 03:17 AM
HAHAHA.......

They think they're in control.....

But the mercenary works for none but himself, and he will watch the conflict carefully.....
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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-Wolf Blackstar

"A chainsaw! find some meat!"

ThrasherX9
15th Jan 2000, 03:28 AM
*sigh*
im still masterful /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

i want to be inhuman /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

well im almost there, just a few more posts... I CAN DO IT! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum.-Duke Nukem

D66
14th Feb 2000, 05:02 PM
I just wanted to warn you Hal... I have a job where I sit on my *** all day. Im comming for your *** and I have the BS to back it up

L_S
14th Feb 2000, 05:41 PM
You must have alot of time, if you're digging this deep.

Taskmaster
14th Feb 2000, 05:56 PM
So what page did you dig this old thread off of anyway... at least page 10! But it gives me a chance to add a meaningless post to my count as I inch every onward toward God-like!

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NIGMA666
14th Feb 2000, 07:13 PM
This whole Thread is BS or somthing!!!!!

.......ummm, I Kiss A$$ and ummm....I love your mother.......!

RIGHT!..........

-=666=-

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"Man who stands on toilet, high on pot"

{PuF}NIGMA666

hal
14th Feb 2000, 07:24 PM
Man, oh man. How old is this? Besides, you mortals are but a mere amusement.....
Mwuhahahahahahahha http://members.home.net/ironchefwilly/q3w/smileys/006.gif

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Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm Godlike dammit!


hal{PuF}

NIGMA666
14th Feb 2000, 07:56 PM
Hey Hal dont get cocky!
its only a matter of time till your life supply runs out and you die a Lamer's Death!!!!!!!hehe

-=666=-

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hal
14th Feb 2000, 08:09 PM
Oh well, it all has to end sometime!

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Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm Godlike dammit!


hal{PuF}

D66
14th Feb 2000, 08:23 PM
To tell the truth I dont know what page I dug this up from. I was just really bored and had read everything current so I went looking

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Ronnie Mervus will pay for his crimes!!!!
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jenny?
15th Feb 2000, 09:48 AM
I hate to burst all of your bubbles but I am the Spam Queen, I just haven't been here long enough to prove it! Look out Hormel, er Hal! /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

-Jenny will blow a snot rocket at you

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Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day..

Selerox[PuF]
15th Feb 2000, 11:06 AM
GNARGH! I'm still not even adept yet!

must...increase...post...number... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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PuF: it just tastes better!

CHRYSt
15th Feb 2000, 11:19 AM
I would just like to say that the monkeys have landed. Repeat: The monkeys have landed.

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY SPLAT!

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tykeal
15th Feb 2000, 11:30 AM
Ack!!! Kill the Monkeys!

*tykeal lets out a pack of angry chiuahas to attack the monkeys *cackle* that'll get them

Lizard Of Oz
15th Feb 2000, 11:35 AM
I have a monkey in my pants.

Selerox[PuF]
15th Feb 2000, 11:45 AM
Er...

<Selerox, stands back from the carnage wondering just what the **** is going on...> /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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PuF: it just tastes better!

Rooster
15th Feb 2000, 11:56 AM
Liz, do you spank your monkey often? And do you find that you accidently hurt yourself in the process? (being in your pants an'all)

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Lizard Of Oz
15th Feb 2000, 12:07 PM
Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...Bad monkey...slap...bad monkey...slap...

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"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733 (http://UT.ngWorldStats.com/fcgi-bin/Display?gt=UT&gm=all&page=m&view=p&uid=391733)

Selerox[PuF]
15th Feb 2000, 12:10 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

/me loads flak cannon and strides purposfully towards monkeys with an evil grin on his face...

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CHRYSt
15th Feb 2000, 12:38 PM
Don't get cocky...monkeys are clever little devils. They can see through your eyes, and deep into your very soul! Then they can suck the very life from you with nary a glance! Be warned! Do not trife with the monkeys! For they have landed, and your life is forfeit!

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Rooster
15th Feb 2000, 12:39 PM
Damn skippy...
http://www.penny-arcade.com/img/monkey.jpg

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Taskmaster
15th Feb 2000, 01:28 PM
Yeah...I get to squeeze another notch on my post - er, post count!

I can tell by your chin, that a monkey was your friend, and you're bound to look like a monkey when you grow old!

CHRYSt
15th Feb 2000, 01:34 PM
You count your post squeezings? You can use the monkeys to keep track of that for you.

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