Pixel, I meant your other balls!

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I meant in fact your mouse balls, my freind. As I was so grateful before I responded with my thank you post, I looked up your profile to see about you and when I saw that your interests lay with cleaning your mouse ball, I naturally assumed that you would understand that these in fact were the balls I was referring to (not the bushy, hairy variety). I also meant 1003 MALE virgins, that would in the highly probable event gravy were to dirty said ball(s) (I know it happens to me all the time) that you might be honored by having your own harem of 1003 male virgins at your beck and call to lick your ball(s) (mouse that is) clean. These would all be fully clothed male virgins of course, as I would NEVER make a sexual reference of ANY kind on a pubic (I mean public!) forum. Please accept my apologies, and may 1004 shaved *** monkeys beat me mercilessly with limp rubber hemmoroids for my blunder.

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[This message has been edited by medicated (edited 02-10-2000).]
 

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mmm Mouse balls.. what's not to like? Hours of enjoyment in the underside of your little friend.
btw, "Honoured" is an understatement... and surely gravy would be sufficient clothing for the 1003 male virgins?? Please film the monkey beating or broadcast it via webcam to further my amusement /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
And ask more questions (easy ones preferably) that I can answer, and receive more spectacular gifts for /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
 

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