[TIPS] Before you buy a toy for Xmas gift

[GeneticFreak]

Any of you who has a kid or a little brother/sister or maybe a nephew/niece or just want to give the neighbour's kid a toy for Xmas, but is still confused on finding the right toy, read no more! Go to http://www.theonion.com/3946/tips.html

:lol:

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Visit your local mall for such upscale toy stores as Wooden Toys Your Kids Will Hate and Professor Faggot Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery.

[Cap'n Beeb]

You're never too young for sex toys.

"Mommy mommy look Santa left me an inflatable ballgag! Woop woop!"

[P4p3Rc1iP]

You're never too young for sex toys.

"Mommy mommy look Santa left me an inflatable ballgag! Woop woop!"
:lol:

i always give my litle brother Lego... or some cheap best buy 5€ game ;)