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Dying_corpse
5th Oct 2003, 09:34 PM
Yes.
I have a penis and I'm proud of it

The Twiggman
5th Oct 2003, 09:36 PM
Hell ya, I can't see where I would be without mine. Pissing out my mouth is not an option I'd be happy with. Then again, might be thirsty. Aww screw that :p

Edit:
No dont do that!!!!

AMmayhem
5th Oct 2003, 09:36 PM
I don't think anyone doubted... :con:

hackr86
5th Oct 2003, 09:37 PM
To think of those long lonely nights without my lovely gwand...

GoAt
5th Oct 2003, 09:37 PM
my e-pns is bigger than yours!

The Purple Bunny
5th Oct 2003, 09:38 PM
Mine can camoflauge itself, like Predator.

Cat Fuzz
5th Oct 2003, 09:48 PM
I have a Romulan Penis Cloaking Device. :p

Stilgar
5th Oct 2003, 09:50 PM
My penis does not hide in the shadows of geeky sci-fi tech.

Proud is my penis!

The Purple Bunny
5th Oct 2003, 09:52 PM
My penis can beat Guile's penis.

Dying_corpse
5th Oct 2003, 09:54 PM
My penis shot my girlfriends kitty


;)

Cactus
5th Oct 2003, 09:56 PM
my penis

Twrecks
5th Oct 2003, 10:03 PM
Phallanx. Et tu Brutis.

Mister_Prophet
5th Oct 2003, 10:26 PM
i call my Penis "The General" or sometimes "The Prophet's Fury" and it is seven thousand feet long and can blow up moons and stuff just by exposing it.

KJAX
5th Oct 2003, 10:26 PM
I have an ego. :D

AMmayhem
5th Oct 2003, 10:31 PM
My penis gets plenty of exercise...

Rukee
5th Oct 2003, 10:31 PM
My penis pisses expresso.



...and it does it really, really fast!!

Cat Fuzz
5th Oct 2003, 10:42 PM
i call my Penis "The General" or sometimes "The Prophet's Fury" and it is seven thousand feet long and can blow up moons and stuff just by exposing it.


Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again. :rolleyes:

militaryspetproject
5th Oct 2003, 10:54 PM
My penis....... Oh wait.

Mister_Prophet
5th Oct 2003, 11:53 PM
Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.

Dude Fuzz! You just gave me the coolest idea for comic strip! Holy shiit, I'll better get started...

Twrecks
6th Oct 2003, 02:06 AM
Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.

Dude Fuzz! You just gave me the coolest idea for comic strip! Holy shiit, I'll better get started...

Didn't they already make "Space Balls"

JTRipper
6th Oct 2003, 05:00 AM
May the Schwartz be with you.

AMmayhem
6th Oct 2003, 08:48 AM
Don't you hate it when your Schwartz gets twisted?

Rukee
6th Oct 2003, 08:58 AM
...and they say muscle doesn`t turn to fat. :cool:

GoAt
6th Oct 2003, 09:01 AM
i had (straight)sex with my penis multiple times last night

Stilgar
6th Oct 2003, 09:04 AM
My penis can beat Guile's penis.

Are you man enough to fight with me(my penis)?












...don't answer that

Balton
6th Oct 2003, 10:28 AM
...and they say muscle doesn`t turn to fat. :cool:
the penis is not a muscle! love muscle is just a metaphorical or a blunt poetical expression with no anatomical corectness!
poroeous tissue doesnt sound half a cool as muscle though.

Evil_Cope
6th Oct 2003, 12:34 PM
My penis can beat Guile's penis.


aah, but what about cammy's? ;)

Rukee
6th Oct 2003, 12:50 PM
the penis is not a muscle! love muscle is just a metaphorical or a blunt poetical expression with no anatomical corectness!

speak for yourself weenie boy!! ;)

The Purple Bunny
6th Oct 2003, 02:45 PM
aah, but what about cammy's? ;)

I wish. Her device uses Energizer batteries. They last much longer than mortal men can.

Nebel
6th Oct 2003, 05:21 PM
...

Dying_corpse
6th Oct 2003, 05:49 PM
wow... an award

Ulukai
7th Oct 2003, 01:43 PM
Well, I'm dissapointed. I can't believe no-one used this thread to covertly link to porn :-)

Cat Fuzz
7th Oct 2003, 02:31 PM
Well, I'm dissapointed. I can't believe no-one used this thread to covertly link to porn :-)


What do penis's have to do with porn :con:.......oh, wait, now I remember. Nevermind.

Nachimir
7th Oct 2003, 03:55 PM
I have two. One is in my coat pocket.

militaryspetproject
7th Oct 2003, 04:12 PM
I have none.
I win.

Nachimir
7th Oct 2003, 04:42 PM
Do pets count as property? If so, I've found another loophole.

Ulukai
7th Oct 2003, 04:52 PM
I have none.
I win.

I bet you've got rubber or plastic ones :p

Um, sorry. I'm feeling uncouth.

Cat Fuzz
7th Oct 2003, 04:59 PM
Um, sorry. I'm feeling uncouth.


I was too, but I managed to restrain myself.:p

militaryspetproject
7th Oct 2003, 05:18 PM
I bet you've got rubber or plastic ones :p

Um, sorry. I'm feeling uncouth.

It's a penis-shaped conglomeration of hGH extract and fire ants. :tup:

Balton
7th Oct 2003, 05:59 PM
It's a penis-shaped conglomeration of hGH extract and fire ants. :tup:
ticklish!

GoAt
7th Oct 2003, 06:00 PM
im surrprised grimm didnt post in here...

oh yeah. he was BANNED

Evil_Cope
7th Oct 2003, 07:00 PM
I have none.
I win.


no, you lose. :(

Stilgar
7th Oct 2003, 07:03 PM
I have two. One is in my coat pocket.

Give it back!, bitch

militaryspetproject
7th Oct 2003, 07:56 PM
I bet you've got rubber or plastic ones :p

Um, sorry. I'm feeling uncouth.


Actually my toys consist of clitoral stimulators... which are not phallic shaped in any way.

Excluding my real life toy that is.

Dying_corpse
7th Oct 2003, 09:38 PM
the ossy teddy bear? ;)

militaryspetproject
7th Oct 2003, 10:55 PM
but of course