some people have no class

Knock his teeth out.

Uuggh. Just...uugh. Kick his ass. In INF, that is. In inf... Yes...

INF? I would of put that guy in a coma for eating my damn pizza!

send him home in two seperate boxes.

get some bolt cutters, cut off his balls, send him upstairs, and mail his balls via US Mail, itll get to him eventually.

errr... Tell him to fuck off when he steal your pizza? How hard can that be?

There's nothing wrong with telling an ass to fuck off. I wish my Mormon buddies would learn that lesson...

Totally agreed with FTU there. You can either tell him directly it's dinner time and it's time for him to leave.
Or you could be a bit more subtile but then you will have the occasional idiot that won't understand that.

Hey, that shows how much customs differ. Over here we never had a problem starting to eat when one or more of our buddys were around.

Is there a radiator in his room? If so, stuff a baggie full of mayo, cheese, eggs, fish, rotten meat, etc, behind it while he's out. That'll learn him.

That's no friend Apoc, imagine what would happen if you let him in your place on a regular basis.

ecale3 said:

send him home in two seperate boxes.

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Multiple zip-lock bags.

Tell him to shut up or I will come up there to the frozen north and kill him.

ahh just eat his pizza, or have him pay for dinner or something next time

I don't know what to tell you Mr. A. He might be an ass clown, or he may be a perfectly nice guy who just has no sense for these things.

For example: Awhile ago last year, the day came that marked the third year that my girfriend and I have been seeing each other. Naturally we wanted to do a little something (nothing too big since we don't really like to make big deals about such things), so we decided to go to a symphony, something we did on our first date. My friend was in a humanities class at the time, and for that class he was required to attend X number of artsy things. He had been slacking, so when he heard of the symphony that my girlfriend and I were planning to attend, he asked if he could tag along. Now keep in mind that he knew that this night was our....three year...thing....that it was sorta special to us.

For some reason I told him I didn't mind if he came along, thinking that he would have sense enough to go sit somewhere else once we got there. But he didn't. For some reason, he thought it perfectly acceptable to tag along for the entirety of his friend's special occasion date.

But the thing is, he is a nice guy and a good friend. He just literally has no little voice in his head that responds to such self-induced awkward moments by screaming, "You idiot! You're being an ass! Do everyone a favor and die!"

He sounds like Mike from SomethingPositive.

Hah, at my school, I finished Yr 12 (that's 12th grade for you yanks ) about 2 weeks ago, and I only have a farewell luncheon left to go to, then my equivalent for the SATs, which start in two weeks. Joy

Anyway, my school is renown for "jocks" in our 1sts teams, who are allegedly the "top" teams for the particular sport, who wait for it: get the sh*t kicked out of them evety week by mediocre schools and teams, and who then blame their own school supporters (or something else) for losing

I kid you not. They lose to teams who are at the bottom of the ranks scores wise, and who have been for years. Fortunately, my year group only has a few of them, and not for every sport luckily. One guy in my year in particular, who did rowing, boasted "how we're gonna win every race" and how everyone else who didn't do rowing was a faggot loser who sucked, they were so good blah blah. His crew in the entire season came last except for one race, where they came 6th out of 8th, and then he started hurling abuse at everyone from our school. Comments like "WE WOULD HAVE WON IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!" made me want to plant my foot in his groin.

Sadly, the year group below us is compromised almost entirely of these "jocks" in the 1sts teams. Incidently, people in the 2nds (who actually f*cking well win games) are losers, or anyone who doesn't do their sport and isn't in the team are faggots. They even hassle everyone in my year, except for the few "jocks" in our year group. When we bust them, since we're prefects, they scream and bitch like old hags

Being the best and being arrogant to everyone else who isn't in your team is one thing, I can tolerate that, but not accept it. Being told I'm sh*t at all sports by some punk who hasn't won even one game in the entire f*cking season, whereas the team I'm in is winning rounds really, really pisses me off.

OICW said:

Incidently, people in the 2nds (who actually f*cking well win games) are losers, or anyone who doesn't do their sport and isn't in the team are faggots.

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Why aren't they in the first team if they're doing far better than the others? Who makes up the teams?