View Full Version : Infiltration Lies!

3rd Oct 2003, 05:26 PM
Infiltration Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf on the "release" of Infiltration 2.9:

"There are no Infiltration CDs in production. Never!"

"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 2.9 into gold release. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind."

"You can go and visit those websites. Nothing there, nothing at all."

3rd Oct 2003, 05:28 PM

3rd Oct 2003, 05:31 PM
SaraP is clever, intelligent, and would not lower herself to making already-heard-1OO-times "iraqi minister of information" jokes.

I should PM her to log out when leaving the forums next time, so that this account hijack incident thing can"t happen again.

3rd Oct 2003, 05:37 PM
"Sentry Studios, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."

"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."

"They have started burning those CDs, but they are not CDs, they are booby traps to kill the INFers."

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

"Losers, they think that by killing hopes and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."

3rd Oct 2003, 06:56 PM
/me looks through the binoculars.... sees large colums of smoke, dust and explosions heading his way.

well lady, call me an unbeliever but I think someones comming to introduce themselves x_X

3rd Oct 2003, 07:03 PM
its not funny sarap

Los Pescados
3rd Oct 2003, 07:23 PM
i got it! sarap is really jay leno in disguise as a know-it-all little girlie. You get all the lame 'jokes' (i quote that cuz jokes really are supposed to be funny) repeated 18 billion times, plus all the i'm-right-and-your-wrong-because-i-say-so attitude. Hey Jay, got any more monica lewinsky for us?

3rd Oct 2003, 07:24 PM
psst sara p ... look at this

AL ARABIA EXCLUSIVE : the iraky information ministers confirms that 2.9 is gold ! (http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612335530)

3rd Oct 2003, 07:29 PM
Sara, sorry, but it's just not needed right now. I've gotta close this thread. I'll probably have to close Dallas' thread too. I know you were just trying to bring some humor into a pissed off situation, but it's ill timed.