The last time I trusted Morety.....

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

(this is following on from a previous thread which I now can't find where the subject moved from something else to this)
Post your own experiences of the last time you trusted Morety :D

.....I awoke wearing a pair of fake lame leapord skin crotchless knickers, a small pink trilby hat and thigh length red leather boots with 6" spike heels, on a russian trawler in the middle of the pacific, two weeks away from the nearest port.
My passport was in the name of a 53 year old Polish woman named Bernice Englebergen and I also had managed to aquire a large tattoo in the small of my back of two kangaroos doing something rather disturbing to each other, as well as a rather irritating rash.:con:





I also had a rather sore bum
:eek2:

[el Gato]

Huh. The last time I trusted Morety I just got a sore bum. Compared to your story, I'd say I got ripped off. :(

[Syri]

rofl! that's gonna be a tough one to beat PMB!
i'll have a go tommorow at beating it though :)

[SimplyCosmic]

I wasted $39.99 on Real War (http://www.real-war.com).

http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/cwm/cwm3d/3ddisgust3.gif

[Gir]

The last time I trusted Morety, I forgot to change the sheets afterwards.. :hmm:

[CrazyCougar]

... he said sure I'll let you win.. and as soon as I turned my back he proceeded to give me a whoopin... ;)

My bum still hurts.

[DeRailer]

I never trust Morety. :)

[pine]

.......I became lifelong friends with him, only to suddenly realize one rainy afternoon that he was just using me for the sex. And access to midgets. What a fool I'd been.

[G-Lite]

I never trusted him and I only intend to if there's a duck around.... ;)

[Kaligraphic]

... I didn't post in this thread.

[phillys]

it seems like you posted this thread THREE times :con:

[pine]

I don't rememeber posting that. Morety must've drugged me.

[TWD]

.......I became lifelong friends with him, only to suddenly realize one rainy afternoon that he was just using me for the sex. And access to midgets. What a fool I'd been.

that reminds me of the time that Yellow5 taught me about I should avoid midgets...

[DeaJae]

A PAIR OF FECKING WOMEN'S KNICKERS!


answers that question :)

[Kaligraphic]

it seems like you posted this thread THREE times :con:
Actually, there were four of this thread. Go PMB!

[Morety]

The more you guys trust me the more calluses I get on my privates!

[hyrulian]

M-M-M-M-MONSTER BUMP!

[Freon]

Wait Morety is still alive?
What about that story with the russian mafia? :con: :p

[pine]

Holy old thread. I actually kind of thought this one was in the classics forum.


edit: Anyways, I'm still out $75 and my driver's license from the most recent time I trusted Morety. Of course, it's never good to confess to an obsession with fat chicks wearing monkey suits around a guy like Morety, cuz he'll tell you he can hook up something like that and just take your money and ID to sell to illegal Lithuanian immigrants.

[Deathmaker]

....I awoke wearing a pair of fake lame leapord skin crotchless knickers


A PAIR OF FECKING WOMEN'S KNICKERS!


:D Gotta love Google's ads:

[hyrulian]

Fortunately, I have never trusted Morety ever, so nothing's happened to me. ;)

[Sir_Brizz]

...I saw a pair of Midgets dancing on a stage, only they weren't dancing and it wasn't a stage....and it was rattling. He told me he kept them for pleasure.

[el Gato]

Guess I really didn't get ripped off. My bum is still sore. ;)

[Morety]

Might want to wash your face Gato... those aren't really freckles... sorry, kinda had Taco Bell.

[GRAF1K]

I'm afraid to speak directly to Morety. I won't even speak directly to him in order to tell him that.

[sweeny]

"why dose my ass hurt?"
"you fell down some steps"
"hey, you belive i fell down some steps right?"
"what steps?"
:D