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[UM]theswarm
7th Aug 2003, 02:14 PM
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

Hunter
7th Aug 2003, 04:44 PM
nice :D:tup:

TossMonkey
7th Aug 2003, 05:08 PM
Ah... I can remember saying those like it was yesterday...

Uh wait, that was yesterday...

Foetal Youth
7th Aug 2003, 06:12 PM
How true :D

Swarthy_Foreskin
7th Aug 2003, 06:18 PM
"Quit sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!"

laserL
7th Aug 2003, 06:27 PM
i dont know anyone who would say that sober or not

Selerox
7th Aug 2003, 06:37 PM
:lol:

LordKhaine
8th Aug 2003, 12:44 AM
Anything in dutch.

DRT-Maverick
8th Aug 2003, 12:47 AM
what's the thing for laugh? :laugh:? :))? hmm.

LHABulldog6
8th Aug 2003, 12:53 AM
Sigur Ros song titles.

starálfur
viðrar vel til loftárása
jósef tekur fimmuna í vinnuna
dánarfregnir og jarðarfarir

I suppose it helps if you speak the language :D

El Diablo
8th Aug 2003, 04:07 PM
:lol:

good stuff, and it's all true! :D:tup:

Fluid
8th Aug 2003, 04:22 PM
Anything in dutch.

That doesn't have to do with being drunk or not.