i went to a tittie bar!!!

[Warm Pudgy]

me and my cousin were driving around springfield, mo wednesday night, and decided since we had never been to a strip bar decided to check one out

we found one, walked up to the door, and the bouncer had his back turned to us, so we just walked on in:D
turns out the place was a 21 and over, and im only 19:D

so anyways we got some coke with malibu rum, oh that stuff is so yummy

oh and there was this asian girl there, she was so hot, in fact she was prolly the hottest girl there, i tossed her a couple ones, and she came up right in front of me and started to dance, and she lifted up her g string so i could see, oh boy what a sight!!

but there was this one fat girl there, i felt sorry for her, she went up there and hadnt even gotten her top off and most the guys just got up and left, the only money that was thrown at her was from the other strippers

i had a lot of fun but i dont think ill ever get around to going again for a while

[|pOt|fArMeRx]

turns out the place was a 21 and over, and im only 19:D

ok so your too young physically
and she lifted up her g string so i could see, oh boy what a sight!!
ok so mentally your too young as well

[pReTTy_vAcaNt]

...farmer, if you aren't aroused by a nice vagina in front of you, let alone a hot Asian chick, then I think something's wrong with you :con:

and it was his first time as well, I think I'd be pretty damn giddy if I got to go to a strip bar :tup:

anyways, congrats AI. n1. :tup:

[KJAX]

...farmer, if you aren't aroused by a nice vagina in front of you, let alone a hot Asian chick, then I think something's wrong with you :con:

and it was his first time as well, I think I'd be pretty damn giddy if I got to go to a strip bar :tup:

anyways, congrats AI. n1. :tup:


AI, I want to give you my congrats as well.

I still have fond memories of my strip club visit in New Orleans. :cool:

[thewalkingman]

This thread is worthless without pics

:Þ

[flookster]

There is a tittie bar here in Belfast where for a few quid you get to play a game of pool with a semi-hot half naked chick.:)

I also went to great strip club in Surfers Paradise - the Crazy Horse - where the strippers when they finished their act came round the tables for a chat and to try to talk you in to a lap dance. I wasnt that bothered about a lap dance but my kid brother wanted one badly but wouldnt have one unless I had one too. Tis a strange experience having a seriously hot naked girl grinding on you but your not allowed to touch. The stripper and I ended up having a conversation about the the political situation in Northern Ireland while she did her thing. Strange situation but fun.:p

[phillys]

why arent u allowed to touch the patrons?

[flookster]

Probably to protect them.

[Hunter]

congrats AI :tup:

I am jelous although my day will come :)

[Chipstick]

AI :tup:

1 word
AMSTERDAM,;) ROFL
Just sitting in the red lights with a spliff of lovely bud and nepalese, window shopping heaven.

[K.Y.A.G]

GO AI!!
But now I'm jealous.

[Maj1013]

Money making scheme of the day: I'm gonna open a club where you play UT with hot topless chicks. I'd make a mint.

[Pat]

This thread is worthless without pics

:Þ





:gb2gbs:

[BillyBadAss]

Money making scheme of the day: I'm gonna open a club where you play UT with hot topless chicks. I'd make a mint.

What about for those of us that are an ass an cootie kind of guy. Boobies don't do anything for me. They are soft and fun, but that's about it.:hmm:

[Maj1013]

Sorry, BBA...there's all sorts of health code issues I don't feel like mucking about with. Way easier to run a topless place than a bottomless one.

However, for a special fee, perhaps a 1 on 1 match could be arranged... ;)

[TaoPaiPai]

me and my cousin were driving around springfield, mo wednesday night, and decided since we had never been to a strip bar decided to check one out

http://www.doheth.co.uk/profiles/barney.gif
And then when I wake up I find that I am married to mr Burns...Buurrrrp...

[BillyBadAss]

Sorry, BBA...there's all sorts of health code issues I don't feel like mucking about with. Way easier to run a topless place than a bottomless one.

However, for a special fee, perhaps a 1 on 1 match could be arranged... ;)

How much?!?!?!?:mwink:

[AMMAGETSVM]

me and my cousin were driving around springfield...


"Sex Cauldron?? I thought they closed that place down!!"

[tool]

good job AI, just dont let your mom find out. :D

:tup:

[LordKhaine]

Money making scheme of the day: I'm gonna open a club where you play UT with hot topless chicks. I'd make a mint.
You working there then?

*looking hopeful*

[Maj1013]

You working there then?

*looking hopeful*

I've been saying it for years, LK...if I'm ever gonna play UT, it'll only be to play with you. ;)

[LordKhaine]

;)

[|pOt|fArMeRx]

Money making scheme of the day: I'm gonna open a club where you play UT with hot topless chicks. I'd make a mint.

this would only work if the typical gamer fit the stereotype of an awkward young man, who would be overly-ecstatic about being in the presence of a topless female. It seems almost like condescension coming from you Maj, seriously. It seems as tho you have no respect for the younger gamers. and that all you need to have power over them is to show some skin. :nag:

[tool]

Farmex, thats the thing though, what maj is saying is true. :D

[|pOt|fArMeRx]

no

[TossMonkey]

Topless bars are the future! I hope I can go to blackpool again sometime, it was the most fun I've had in ages, possibly the best night out you can have.

Damn, I need to get my stripper picture scanned...

[Pat]

no



Speak for yourself.

:D

[Maj1013]

this would only work if the typical gamer fit the stereotype of an awkward young man, who would be overly-ecstatic about being in the presence of a topless female. It seems almost like condescension coming from you Maj, seriously. It seems as tho you have no respect for the younger gamers. and that all you need to have power over them is to show some skin. :nag:

pssst...Farmer...it's called "a joke"...lighten up a little, eh?

[O.S.T]

but there was this one fat girl there, i felt sorry for her, she went up there and hadnt even gotten her top off and most the guys just got up and left, the only money that was thrown at her was from the other strippers

thats sad

good one Chipstick ;)

[Zarkazm]

Money making scheme of the day: I'm gonna open a club where you play UT with hot topless chicks. I'd make a mint.
I'll be there.