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TWD
30th Jul 2003, 12:53 AM
Yeah so I'm watching that new commershal. It's funny cuz the girl is all showering in the waterfall, and then she starts having her hairgasm, and then there's this monkey watching her and the monkey hides his face.

Raffi_B
30th Jul 2003, 01:00 AM
monkey... he he he banana... whoa i gotta lay off the computer and go to sleep. quote to describe how im feeling right now: "they call 'em fingers but you never see them Fing. oh wait there they go..." -teh simpsons

Rynoah
30th Jul 2003, 01:16 AM
"Herbal Essence has been the first and only brand of shampoo responsible for over 300 divorces. Sources indicate that women prefer it over their own husbands. In other news, Bozo the Clown broke into a Florida nuclear waste facility and attempted to throw himself into one of the vats. More news at eleven!" :rolleyes:

Cap'n Beeb
30th Jul 2003, 01:17 AM
I've found something better than Herbal Essences... it's called Fruiticus. Detangles my hair, smells better (Not alot of scents compared to Herbal Essences), and the conditioner is great. My hair is really picky on how it works, but this stuff... my comb just glides right through it, leaving me with nice shiny hair with aboslutely no tangles.

Rynoah
30th Jul 2003, 01:24 AM
I get the same result with VO5. And Dream Theater music.

tool
30th Jul 2003, 03:36 AM
I just use normal shampoo, it works just aswell and is cheap. :B

B
30th Jul 2003, 03:46 AM
I've found something better than Herbal Essences... it's called Fruiticus. Detangles my hair, smells better (Not alot of scents compared to Herbal Essences), and the conditioner is great. My hair is really picky on how it works, but this stuff... my comb just glides right through it, leaving me with nice shiny hair with aboslutely no tangles.

Dude! u sound like a girl :p ;)

I think the stuff u mean is called Fructis here, and yeh it's the best ever! :)

This: http://www.komplex.rubikon.pl/jawa/02_09_wrzesien/bmp/fructis-odzywki.gif
(google ownz)

X
30th Jul 2003, 03:52 AM
I found something better than shampoo or conditioner, it's called not washing your hair, if you only wash your hair when it actualy needs it (every 2+ weeks for me) you have smoother, softer hair that doesn't feel like straw. You guys should try it, don't wash your hair for 2 weeks and feel the difference, it's so much better.

PoweR'
30th Jul 2003, 04:18 AM
I found something better than shampoo or conditioner, it's called not washing your hair, if you only wash your hair when it actualy needs it (every 2+ weeks for me) you have smoother, softer hair that doesn't feel like straw. You guys should try it, don't wash your hair for 2 weeks and feel the difference, it's so much better.

Wow..greasy ;)

Cap'n Beeb
30th Jul 2003, 01:56 PM
Dude! u sound like a girl :p ;)

I think the stuff u mean is called Fructis here, and yeh it's the best ever! :)

This: http://www.komplex.rubikon.pl/jawa/02_09_wrzesien/bmp/fructis-odzywki.gif
(google ownz)

Yeah, thats the stuff. :)

(And the girls dig my girly hair. :p)

Deathmaker
30th Jul 2003, 02:33 PM
It's funny cuz the girl is all showering in the waterfall, and then she starts having her hairgasm

Imagine the outcry if they used the same idea for the advert but it was for a men's hair product. :eek:

phatcat
30th Jul 2003, 03:18 PM
Speaking of monkey....
I was at the library and they had brass monkey bookends! they where quite funky! :)

Vers Vlees
30th Jul 2003, 03:20 PM
Herbel essence shampoo Dumbest commercial campaign EVER

Beowolf
30th Jul 2003, 03:27 PM
Speaking of monkey....
I was at the library and they had brass monkey bookends! they where quite funky! :)

:con:

I use...I don't even know...

Sam_The_Man
30th Jul 2003, 06:45 PM
I found something better than shampoo or conditioner, it's called not washing your hair, if you only wash your hair when it actualy needs it (every 2+ weeks for me) you have smoother, softer hair that doesn't feel like straw. You guys should try it, don't wash your hair for 2 weeks and feel the difference, it's so much better.

I don't know if it's dandruff or what, but when my hair gets long enough it starts itching if I don't shampoo twice a day :o.

Snipeo
30th Jul 2003, 08:11 PM
If monkeys cant sell a product, nothing will. Everybody knows monkeys are the best at everything :)

TWD
30th Jul 2003, 08:16 PM
bah I was expecting a hairgasm. I was very dissapointed. Must not work for men...

Cap'n Beeb
30th Jul 2003, 08:29 PM
Or adolescents for that matter, TWD.

Selerox
30th Jul 2003, 08:34 PM
Fructis is good stuff. Great gel too :tup:

TWD
30th Jul 2003, 08:37 PM
I found something better than shampoo or conditioner, it's called not washing your hair, if you only wash your hair when it actualy needs it (every 2+ weeks for me) you have smoother, softer hair that doesn't feel like straw. You guys should try it, don't wash your hair for 2 weeks and feel the difference, it's so much better.


are you insane? That is sooo gross.

Rynoah
30th Jul 2003, 08:49 PM
If monkeys cant sell a product, nothing will. Everybody knows monkeys are the best at everything

Except disco.

Cap'n Beeb
30th Jul 2003, 10:15 PM
Sel, by gel do you mean shower gel? I could use some new stuff... this Bath & Bodyworks stuff gets a bit old after a while. :)

(Note: Chicks dig guys who enjoy shopping at soap/bath supply stores.)

pReTTy_vAcaNt
31st Jul 2003, 12:37 AM
I just saw that commercial... that is just fscking STUPID.

I don't get why so many girls see guys as filthy pigs just because they skip even a day without a shower. The cavemen hardly EVER washed, and they STILL got the chicks back then.

Ah man, those were the days :tup:

Selerox
31st Jul 2003, 06:59 AM
Sel, by gel do you mean shower gel? I could use some new stuff... this Bath & Bodyworks stuff gets a bit old after a while. :)

(Note: Chicks dig guys who enjoy shopping at soap/bath supply stores.)

No, hair gel, especially their ultra-strong stuff :)

BillyBadAss
31st Jul 2003, 10:25 AM
I'm a Panteen(sp?) Pro-V kind of guy. It works best for my hair and I like how it makes it smell.:)

B
31st Jul 2003, 11:30 AM
No, hair gel, especially their ultra-strong stuff :)

http://www.s-he.at/Content.Node2/offers/niceprice/FructisGelIgelLook.jpg

Best Gel ever :tup:

Selerox
31st Jul 2003, 11:53 AM
http://www.s-he.at/Content.Node2/offers/niceprice/FructisGelIgelLook.jpg

Best Gel ever :tup:

Thats the stuff! :-)

[EDIT] - as you were...

Renegade Retard
31st Jul 2003, 01:10 PM
"Herbal Essence has been the first and only brand of shampoo responsible for over 300 divorces. Sources indicate that women prefer it over their own husbands.

I found out how to beat that. I have sex with my wife while she's washing her hair with Herbal Essence. That way, I don't have to work as hard to make her "happy." ;)

Clayeth
31st Jul 2003, 02:02 PM
did you see the parody they had of that on Chapelle's Show? It was halarious. It was Ebony Essence or something like that, and the bottle was in the shape of a huge black penis... and lets just say they acted like they were in a porno with a very large partner :lol:

DRT-Maverick
31st Jul 2003, 02:05 PM
Dude! u sound like a girl :p ;)

I think the stuff u mean is called Fructis here, and yeh it's the best ever! :)

This: http://www.komplex.rubikon.pl/jawa/02_09_wrzesien/bmp/fructis-odzywki.gif
(google ownz)


I thought that said f*ckthis at first site.

FaT CaM
31st Jul 2003, 02:13 PM
on the note of not washing ur hair, my brother does that and he can pass himself off as being homeless if he dresses right.

Selerox
31st Jul 2003, 02:44 PM
on the note of not washing ur hair, my brother does that and he can pass himself off as being homeless if he dresses right.

That, gentlemen, is why not washing your hair is a BAD IDEA.

Raden
31st Jul 2003, 03:25 PM
:lol: @ Jaunie :D

f*ckthis :lol:

"New! F*ckthis shampoo. get the competitions stuff!" *guy who does the ad gets killed and ad only ever gets played once* :D

also :lol: @ hairgasm

TomWithTheWeather
31st Jul 2003, 04:50 PM
did you see the parody they had of that on Chapelle's Show? It was halarious. It was Ebony Essence or something like that, and the bottle was in the shape of a huge black penis... and lets just say they acted like they were in a porno with a very large partner :lol:

LMAO! I have to find that episode!

X
1st Aug 2003, 12:11 AM
Wow..greasy ;)

are you insane? That is sooo gross.


Actualy no it's not, it's very nice, you can ask the girls at my work and they agree, as does my hair stylist and most anyone who feels my hair.

on the note of not washing ur hair, my brother does that and he can pass himself off as being homeless if he dresses right.

I don't know if it's dandruff or what, but when my hair gets long enough it starts itching if I don't shampoo twice a day :o.

Maybe it's not for everyone? Also it would be a good idea to wash it everyday, but just with your hands and water? I know it works nicely for me, and Selerox, my hair doesn't smell bad when i don't wash it with shampoo, at least not for quite a long time (when it does, that's usualy around the same time that i wash it with shampoo +- a few days).

TWD
1st Aug 2003, 12:17 AM
Yeah ok but when you get some sort of disease or something don't come cryin to me... There's a reason people wash their hair!

Original9
1st Aug 2003, 12:26 AM
Right, hair disease...

.altan
1st Aug 2003, 08:02 AM
Halp Guyz I Got Hare Canser I Will Sue X For Teling Me 2 Do Tihs!!!111

dapngwnman
1st Aug 2003, 12:11 PM
did you see the parody they had of that on Chapelle's Show? It was halarious. It was Ebony Essence or something like that, and the bottle was in the shape of a huge black penis... and lets just say they acted like they were in a porno with a very large partner :lol:

are you sure that was chapelle's show? i thought it was Doggy Fizzle....

Maj1013
1st Aug 2003, 12:57 PM
Once I started using Fructis, people started telling me how shiny my hair was. And it smells good, too.

Not washing your hair for a few days every now and again is actually good for it. Your hair's natural oil helps replenish it and keep it from getting dry and frizzy. But two weeks? Yech!

X
1st Aug 2003, 04:09 PM
Once I started using Fructis, people started telling me how shiny my hair was. And it smells good, too.

Not washing your hair for a few days every now and again is actually good for it. Your hair's natural oil helps replenish it and keep it from getting dry and frizzy. But two weeks? Yech!

Sometimes it's more, and i'll tell you, you can't get hair that's as soft, shiny and smooth as mine with conditioners.

Heh, hair cancer.

Dain75
1st Aug 2003, 05:19 PM
If herbal essences did to women what it shows in the commercials women wouldn't need men and sex toy sites would go out of business. i personally have never had a shampoo or shower gel cause that much of a reaction.

Pat
1st Aug 2003, 10:15 PM
I found something better than shampoo or conditioner, it's called not washing your hair, if you only wash your hair when it actualy needs it (every 2+ weeks for me) you have smoother, softer hair that doesn't feel like straw. You guys should try it, don't wash your hair for 2 weeks and feel the difference, it's so much better.


Ever wonder why you don't have a girlfriend? :lol:

Rollephants
2nd Aug 2003, 04:52 AM
I hate Herbal Essences :D I'm a Pantene girl.

.altan
2nd Aug 2003, 11:31 AM
Head & Shoulders and Pantene for me. A shower everyday, with the hair lathered & rinsed at least 4 times.

[Bean]
2nd Aug 2003, 02:38 PM
i dont need that organic junk, i use Prell... the hard stuff.

X
3rd Aug 2003, 04:44 PM
Ever wonder why you don't have a girlfriend? :lol:

Well isn't that a nice little assumption.