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Soulja
18th Jul 2003, 02:41 PM
Taken from the AGW forums:



How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again

El Diablo
18th Jul 2003, 02:48 PM
:lol:

so true :D:tup:

I think i'd prolly be the one to change the lightbulb first.

/me changes the lightbulb

Ok guys, it's changed. ;)

TossMonkey
18th Jul 2003, 02:50 PM
Wheres the

1 admin to warn if the discussion gets out of hand he'll lock the thread

3 to complain about moderators and them being nazis

1 admin to lock thread.

.... ? ;)

DeaJae
18th Jul 2003, 03:00 PM
1 poster to post a picture of the lightbulb and another 3000 to drool at it thinking they have a chance of getting in its pants..

10 posters to think the lightbulb is really a BuFer pretending to be a light bulb...

1 Morety to fire the light bulb from his arse..

1 CHRYSt to element-fsck the lightbulb..

1 Lizard of Oz to find a stupidly sized lightbulb with about 40 elements in it.

1 TWD to stalk the lightbulb.

1 Zenpirate to find a Mac version of the lightbulb, or one what has a stupid coloured tint.

and finally, 1 Surebrec to rally against the lightbulb.
:)

Hunter
18th Jul 2003, 03:09 PM
:lol: :tup:

/me goes and posts all over the place

Twisted Metal
18th Jul 2003, 04:23 PM
prolly


You idiot you can't even spell "probably" correct. OMGWTF go back to school you loser.

TWD
18th Jul 2003, 04:40 PM
A lightbulb is an inanimate object. I don't have to stalk it, I can just cuddle the thing and it has no choice.

Erika
18th Jul 2003, 05:38 PM
1 Amanda to diddle with the lightbulb. ;)

Lewis
18th Jul 2003, 05:43 PM
lol... pretty good :)

Amanda
18th Jul 2003, 06:02 PM
1 Amanda to diddle with the lightbulb. ;)

345 males calling her an attention whore.

20 members to post attention whore pictures.

2 admins to come in and say that it's getting out of hand.

4 weirdos to get turned on by the idea of Amanda diddling with the lightbulb.

1 Phil to tell everyone to just shut the fvck up.

:D ;)

Waffnuffly
18th Jul 2003, 06:52 PM
Heh, that's really really sad. but it's true, and some of the additions you guys have added also should be put on that list ;) :lol:

I got quite a chuckle out of this one too 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

Zarkazm
18th Jul 2003, 07:31 PM
Hmm... one down, three to go.

[UM]theswarm
19th Jul 2003, 12:19 AM
Don't forget 5 spiteful trolls to go and hijack an unrelated thread or 10 to restart the lightbulb argument.

Erika
19th Jul 2003, 12:22 AM
3 insane moderators to request banning mod abilities after the 5-10 trolls

TheEndruu
19th Jul 2003, 06:18 PM
1 Endruu to blab about Deus Ex

CaSCaDe
19th Jul 2003, 06:32 PM
one to explain the proper function off a light bulb :P

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/lgifs/Lightbulb_bw.GIF

(OMG! HE ACTUALY LOOKED FOR A LIGHT BULB PIC! HE SI TEH NURD!!!:P)

Cap'n Beeb
19th Jul 2003, 07:16 PM
Neat fact: A potato can be used to remove a broken lightbulb from the socket. Just make sure the power is turned off first.

Soulja
20th Jul 2003, 12:39 AM
your eye moves 98 times a second

El Diablo
20th Jul 2003, 12:43 AM
your eye moves 98 times a second

What??

Please tell me you made that up. If not (and its one of those cool facts you never think about) then please, explain. :D

Soulja
20th Jul 2003, 12:46 AM
no seriously...on the bottle cap from snapple...

El Diablo
20th Jul 2003, 12:50 AM
Oh.... riiiiiiight. I think I understand now ;)

Shock6822
20th Jul 2003, 06:03 AM
You nerds.

Papapishu
20th Jul 2003, 08:55 AM
http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/light.jpg

Cap'n Beeb
20th Jul 2003, 10:02 AM
Actual El Diablo, I think thats true, but maybe not that high of a number. If your eyes stopped moving entirely, they'd fry, given their sensitivity to light and radiation.