Each time you masturbate....

[desperado]

...God kills a kitten

So how many have you killed?

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

This should help you find out :)

[AriTheDog]

Only about 13 gallons. I'm sort of disappointed, but I'm still young. :)

[OM {god}]

You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 80.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 524,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2912 kittens.

[CitizenZer0]

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.


I own.

[TossMonkey]

You have killed 3120 kittens.

Not too bad I say.

[Synastren]

I've killed 2080, apparently. :o

[BillyBadAss]

You have made 507 gallons and 4231.119828 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 27.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 17,521,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 97344 kittens.

My life now has purpose!:-)

[Lizard Of Oz]

http://www.technol.com/images/steeldrumred.jpg

[Warm Pudgy]

wtf you guys are sick!
You have made 1.625 gallons and 13.5612815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 11.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 74,880,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 416 kittens.

[TossMonkey]

BBA is currently BuFs biggest wanker :D

[BillyBadAss]

BBA is currently BuFs biggest wanker :D

I do it usually before I go to bed. It helps me sleep.:)

[Amanda]

I guess I've never killed a kitten. *embraces a kitten*

[Siledre]

You have made 31.28125 gallons and 261.054668875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 3.3366666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,162,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 12012 kittens.

[TomWithTheWeather]

I guess I've never killed a kitten. *embraces a kitten*

You just pet kittens. :D

You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.

[Ice]

You have made 45.5 gallons and 379.715882 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.4266666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,572,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 8736 kittens.

[flookster]

Meh. The kittens were asking for it.

[FaT CaM]

2 a day :D

[FireSlash]

If that were correct, the feline species would have become extinct LONG ago.

[Clayeth]

Meh. The kittens were asking for it.
are you saying the kittens made you horny? :eek:

[[Bean]]

man, this is so wrong....

You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 80.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 524,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2912 kittens.


That aint to bad!!

[flookster]

are you saying the kittens made you horny? :eek:

No. I'm saying the kittens knew the risks.

;)

[Clayeth]

Just remember,

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[hal]

That's just too good a song not to get the full treatment :D

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[Renegade Retard]

Hal, I SURE hope that wasn't from memory! :p

[KJAX]

You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 60.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2184 kittens.


Oh well, what can I say, I've slowed down in recent years. :)

And yes BBA, it really does help one to sleep. :tup:

[garrett]

surebrec where is your post!! ;)

[Synastren]

surebrec where is your post!! ;)

He probably broke the page. :)
I'd imagine he outdid BBA. :D

{EDIT} With that many little soldiers, how many cumshot porn offers have you been offered? :mwink:
A BuF'er in the porn industry, Asia Carerra notwithstanding! :o{/EDIT}

[El Diablo]

I have made 54.03125 gallons and 450.912609875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If I lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 3.8422222222222 football fields!
I have killed approximately 2,489,760,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 13832 kittens.

[tool]

You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

OMFG! :eek:

:D

[El Diablo]

:lol: @ TooL

Dam tool, what numbers did you put in? 999?

-edit- Just tested it, yes he did :p

[tool]

yeah I did :D wanted to see how far I can take the number to. 999 is the max. :lol:

[Metakill]

You have killed 14560 kittens.

No match for BBA, but not too bad. But judging from the number of strays in my neighborhood, I need to work a little Harder. (pun unintentional)