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desperado
23rd Jun 2003, 12:51 AM
Who is more popular on the net? http://google-fight.com/ has the answare!

simple test:

BuF vs PuF

result:

BuF is the winner!!

BuF (1 590 000 results) versus PuF ( 205 000 results)

FaT CaM
23rd Jun 2003, 01:21 AM
Shoukdnt it be the other way round?

tool
23rd Jun 2003, 01:23 AM
Unreal Vs Quake

quake won

:p

http://google-fight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Unreal&q2=quake&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us

L_S
23rd Jun 2003, 01:28 AM
hehehehehe awesome idea! :tup:


poop - 583,000
vs
pee - 4,850,000



porn - 58,400,000
vs
religion - 18,400,000

L_S
23rd Jun 2003, 01:31 AM
hey the actual google results are different than this site :mad: Rather, I should say, the results on this site are different from google.

DeMachina
23rd Jun 2003, 01:40 AM
me - 203 000 000
you - 487 000 000

dammit.

(infiltration [674 000] > counter-strike [640 000])

El Diablo
23rd Jun 2003, 01:54 AM
:lol: @ DeMachina - I'm sure not ALL of those refer to INF as in UT:INF :p

And guys this thing has been around for over a year but it's a great way to pass the time, put in your name and the name of your enemies!!

El Diablo
23rd Jun 2003, 01:57 AM
So:

Microsoft
(39 800 000 results)
-versus-
Macintosh
(7 580 000 results)

and

Good
(126 000 000 results)
-versus-
Evil
(11 100 000 results)

and you can't forget

God
(44 500 000 results)
-versus-
Satan
( 376 000 results)

El Diablo
23rd Jun 2003, 02:06 AM
In related news:

Pr0n beats Chicken :D:tup:
Burger King beats McDonalds :tup:
Pepsi beats Coca Cola :tup:
The Worlds beats phil :p
and Sex beats Abstinence :mwink:

This just in:

Love beats Hate and Gay beats Straight :lol:

tool
23rd Jun 2003, 02:17 AM
Phil Vs. Lenin = Phil wins :p

Original9
23rd Jun 2003, 02:18 AM
Original9 (339 results) vs. Original8 (284 results)

Ha! Take that. :p

tool
23rd Jun 2003, 02:20 AM
phils penis VS. Tool's penis

My penis wins! \o/

MediocreTangerine
23rd Jun 2003, 02:21 AM
swarthy foreskin: 210
vs.
bad crab: 162,000

sorry swarthy. it pwned you hard ;)

zynthetic
23rd Jun 2003, 04:13 AM
heh, ATI (3 530 000) vs nVidia (2 510 000)
PC (62 900 000) vs Console (358 000)
Teh Winnar (454) vs 1000 Lusers (1 430) :p
Teh Monies (1 480) Teh Suck (36 000)

G-Lite
23rd Jun 2003, 08:09 AM
G-LiTe ( 31 600 results) versus BeyondUnreal ( 15 000 results)
Worship meh! :D

FaT CaM
23rd Jun 2003, 08:13 AM
informative information VS randomn threads that probably caused BuF to crash!

lol

randomn threads wins

Corsair1009
23rd Jun 2003, 08:14 AM
yay!
David Letterman (94,000) vs a stick (8,130,000)

my day is made...

DedMeat
23rd Jun 2003, 08:30 AM
Geordies (10,500) vs. Scousers (9,940)

Geordies Win :D

Quality always shows through :p

In other news Dogs beat Cats...

Joey`
23rd Jun 2003, 08:46 AM
Linux
(55 500 000 results)

vs

Microsoft
(38 500 000 results)



WOOT!

LINUX TRULLY IS SUPERIOR!

Clayeth
23rd Jun 2003, 09:33 AM
small penis
( 599 000 results)

versus

large penis
( 496 000 results)


The winner is: ***small penis***

:con: :lol:

Warm Pudgy
23rd Jun 2003, 09:43 AM
air force (4 120 000 results) versus army (0 results) :con:

googlefight ( 4 940 results) versus waste of time (4 030 000 results)

LordKhaine
23rd Jun 2003, 09:51 AM
dog (19 000 000 results) versus cat (24 900 000 results)

Cat wins :D

desperado
23rd Jun 2003, 10:40 AM
boobs (5 130 000 results) versus poop ( 583 000 results)


The winner is: boobs

(.)(.) !

DedMeat
23rd Jun 2003, 10:58 AM
dog (19 000 000 results) versus cat (24 900 000 results)
Cat wins :D

Feline (211,000) vs Canine (962,000)

canine wins :p

Conclusion: An individual cat may be better than an individual dog, but on the whole dogs are better ;)

Loibisch
23rd Jun 2003, 11:00 AM
lmao :lol:

UT2003 (221 000 results) vs. Unreal Tournament (644 000 results)
Unrael Tournramaent si teh win :D

Added:
Bush (15 400 000 results) vs. Saddam (4 110 000 results)
Damn :rolleyes:

the matrix (14 600 000 results) vs. the real world (6 680 000 results)
Uuuhmk? :con:

Loibisch
23rd Jun 2003, 11:01 AM
Feline (211,000) vs Canine (962,000)

canine wins :p

Conclusion: An individual cat may be better than an individual dog, but on the whole dogs are better ;)
Dogs have better teamwork :(

Zxanphorian
23rd Jun 2003, 12:09 PM
Animal - 20,200,000
vs
Plant - 20,000,000
----
Fungi - 849,000
vs
Protist - 53,000
----
Eubacteria - 19,600
vs
Archaebacteria - 11,100
:)

Clayeth
23rd Jun 2003, 12:14 PM
Shoukdnt it be the other way round?
Why would it be the other way around?

w00p
23rd Jun 2003, 12:28 PM
dog poop 115 000
vs
cat poop 70 400

DOG POOP WINS!

badmaninheaven
23rd Jun 2003, 12:39 PM
stick(8,120,000) Vs. man(102,000,000)
carrot(920,000) Vs. man(102,000,000)
------------------------------------------------
hot carl ( 886,000) {there's actually a band called hot carl} Vs. Warm carl (317,000) Vs. Cold Carl (529,000)
------
coke(1,600,000) vs. pepsi (992,000) vs. beer (8,140,000)
-----
**** (5,350,000) vs. crap (2,700,000)

jevus
23rd Jun 2003, 12:50 PM
woo! knife beats fork!
knife
(4 780 000 results)

versus

fork
(3 280 000 results)


but the fork beats the spoon, shame, shame

fork
(3 280 000 results)

versus

spoon
(1 780 000 results)

Shane
23rd Jun 2003, 03:11 PM
STP (1,100,000) > STDs (498,000)

Mozilla (5,560,000) > Godzilla (534,000)

:o

Foetal Youth
23rd Jun 2003, 03:50 PM
PsychoMoggieBagpuss
(17 results)

versus

FoetalYouth
(41 results)


The winner is: FoetalYouth

:D

Shane
23rd Jun 2003, 04:21 PM
Shane (2,410,000) > your mom (171,000)

Amanda
23rd Jun 2003, 04:28 PM
Shane (2,410,000) vs. Amanda (4,620,000)

Amanda 15 73|-| \/\/1|\||\|3|2!!

Communism (881,000) vs. Capitalism (1,450,000)

:lol:

Hunter
23rd Jun 2003, 04:33 PM
Hunter's Home vs UnrealFans :

Hunters Home :157,000

UnrealFans: 0

next:

Hunter vs PMB ;)

Hunter: 9 680 000 results

PMB: 360 000 results

w00p
23rd Jun 2003, 04:44 PM
Right boob (165 000)
VS
Left boob (80 300)
Right boob wins!!!!!1!1 :D

Hippie (490 000)
VS
Square (17 600 000)
*They're in greater numbers but we've got a plant.http://n4b257.jupiter.net-4-all.com/tbtforum/images/smilies/naughty.gif
- (rolling a J) what?..

My postcount (1 390 results)
VS
Your postcount (1 560 results)
You win

...

YOU PESKY LITTLE SPAMMER !! :p

Either (45 900 000 results)
Neither (12 300 000 results)
whatever. oh, wait, no, what-either. :p

Twisted Metal
23rd Jun 2003, 06:43 PM
It was a close match

Keyword #1
(6 390 000 results)

versus

Keyword #2
(5 710 000 results)

TossMonkey
23rd Jun 2003, 07:08 PM
Breast or a Leg man?

breast
(11 200 000 results)

vs

leg
( 560 000 results)

Breasts win!

spineblaZe
23rd Jun 2003, 07:49 PM
Muscle Car VS Rice Burner

Muscle Car wins!!!
901,000 to 51,900


Take that you Civic drivers!!! :lol:

And now a plug for one of my favorite websites,
http://www.riceboypage.com

Enjoy!!

El Diablo
24th Jun 2003, 12:57 AM
yay!
David Letterman (94,000) vs a stick (8,130,000)

my day is made...

:lol::tup:

No no, THIS my friends is the battle of the ages:

David Letterman: 92 100 results

Jay Leno: 121 000 results

Conana O'Brien: 115 000 results

Craig Kilborn: 28 300 results

unfortunatley the internet sitll prefers Jay, but....

CONAN STILL RULEZ!!

El Diablo
24th Jun 2003, 01:03 AM
Oh, and for those just joining us:

Ferrari :tup:
(3 100 000 results)
VS
Lamborghini
( 637 000 results)

YAY! Ferrari all the way!

Ford :tup:
(16 100 000 results)
VS
Chevrolet
(4 230 000 results)
VS
Dodge
(5 450 000 results)

HA! I knew it! Ford 0wnZ joo fool!:p

tool
24th Jun 2003, 01:07 AM
Tool Vs SwarthyForeskin

swarthy Forskin (4 results)

versus

tool (25 100 000 results)

haha! pwned SF! :D

alien8
24th Jun 2003, 01:56 AM
My Ass
(2 650 000)

hole in the ground
(1 690 000)

w00t! my ass is better than a hole in the ground!!

<*)_><
24th Jun 2003, 06:55 AM
woo! knife beats fork!
knife
(4 780 000 results)

versus

fork
(3 280 000 results)


but the fork beats the spoon, shame, shame

fork
(3 280 000 results)

versus

spoon
(1 780 000 results)

bullp00p. there is no spoon!

DexterII
24th Jun 2003, 11:34 AM
Keyword #1
(6 330 000 results)

Keyword #2
(5 670 000 results)

Keyword #1 Wins!

Shane
24th Jun 2003, 02:54 PM
Yeah, umm... Dexter? Twisted Metal did that one before kthxbye

Sex (202,000,000) > Violence (10,500,000)

Swarthy_Foreskin
24th Jun 2003, 03:08 PM
Government (66 200 000 results)
beats
Anarchy (1 040 000 results)

TWD
24th Jun 2003, 03:22 PM
bah please you can always push things in your favor

UT2k3( 83 600 results) versus UT1 ( 38 900 results)

UT2k3 wins

UT2003( 224 000 results) versus UnrealTournament
( 58 400 results)

UT2003 wins.

using unreal tournament will obviously win because not only do you get stuff for unreal tournament but you get stuff for all unreal games including the hits from ut2003 and you get stuff for tournament which is numerous. That is why I stuck it together in one word.

and for you claiming victory for quake over unreal

Unreal Series( 268 000 results) versus Quake Series( 252 000 results)
Unreal Series wins.