So! Post some of your quotes from IM's, IRC, ICQ, or whatever here, now soon!
<jaunty> i want a toilet with handlebars
<Owl> But... Why?
<jaunty> so you've got leverage for when the burritos get their revenge
<delta> oh man micheal jackson really is white after i saw that interview with him and the english guy
<delta> i was like why the **** did i dig this guys music for so long
<delta> he called his third child blanket
* Owl|BF1942 changes topic to 'Shuttle hijackers crash into T1000's house at Mach 16; Bush to bin Laden: 'All is forgiven''
<Then> All of my small family died this year, leaving me alone with the horror of having to manage life at only the age of 18. First it was my cat who died of cancer in January, then my dog who died of heartworms in June, my great aunt; who I loved more than anyone in this world or the next, died in July, and finally my mother, who had Parkinson's for a good 20 years , died five months to the day of my great aunt on Dec. 9th.
<Then> where the **** is peachz?
<anaemic> off boneing your sister ?
<anaemic> PICS!!1!
<peachz> remind me to kill you, ana
<peachz> kill you DEAD
<peachz> SO YOU CAN GO TO HELL.
<peachz> GO TO HELL AND DIE
<delta> erm i think it was the point where you kept going on like i want a tissue house please fuct
<delta> ill suck your dick for a cheese burger and a tissue house
<delta> why dont you just go back 2 your cardbox house
<Fuct> I almost got laid and got beat up.
<Fuct> Hooray
<jaunty> they're not tits. they're called face-pillows
<Wikkan> lol musical masturbation lol
<peachz> i had a dream i had sex with three chicks on a german sub, but i was russian so i had to hide before they caught me and still finish up with the ladies
<peachz> i escaped on a stuka, because everyone knows those can take off on uboats
<Wikkan> ... why were there three chicks on a german sub
<peachz> i dunno
<peachz> but they were hot and one of em was my gunner and her boobs were flapping in the wind
<TomEGunn> its about time somebody ****ed Peachz sister
<TomEGunn> he won't do it, for **** sakes
<Then> I'll get around to it.
<TomEGunn> good, thank you
<TomEGunn> make sure you insist that she call you by his name when you do it
Mojo: I do have my ****ing morals, you know. I'm not a dick for the sake of being a dick, I'm a dick for a cause, a big throbbing cock in the face of injustice everywhere.
<The_Fur> Ignoring is against gay?
<The_Fur> never heard that before
<Curtz> Well you thought that up, you ****ing moron
<anaemic> meh i coudl always do with some more condoms
<anaemic> you never know when they might come in handy
<Fuct> Its good to practice safe sex
* spikle slaps anaemic around a bit with a large trout
<anaemic> apart fomr having sex they can be used to seal fingers away from harmfull substances in need of first aid
<anaemic> its like me writing about an article slating britney spears for being a pop princess bitchface then having pictures of the christina aguilera gig i was at the week before...
<Dank_Budz> I love how they changed the forum color to "hunt-the-sand-******-brown" in honor of the most glorious US victory in iraq
<TomEGunn> me and my girlfriend are laying in bed together, right?
<Katton> HAHA!
<Ice`zzz> shut up katton, let the man speaketh.
<TomEGunn> so I get up, go to the washroom, get a q-tip, run hot water on it
<Ice`zzz> never mind
<TomEGunn> I walk back, get in bed behind her, and I put my face near her ass and start poking her ******* with the q-tip
<TomEGunn> and I tell her I'm licking her *******
<TomEGunn> mind you, I'm talking perfectly coherently while I'm supposedly licking her *******, and my face is visible above her crack
<TomEGunn> anyways, she believed me
<TomEGunn> she's like "ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh it feels good"
<TomEGunn> actually, her ******* isn't even brown
<TomEGunn> its pink
<TomEGunn> well, it was red and bloody after I ****ed her in it today
<Dank_Budz> Rogueums: i have trouble masturbating when a big corn riddled piece of fecal has just shot out of my anus at 50 miles per hour splashing ****-piss water all over my ass cheeks
<TomEGunn> baby raping is my first guess as to what your weekend hobby is, gay pedo
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<@ChanServ> [Owl] Proud virgin of cat vagina.
<Owl> okay, figured out what i'm going to do for the weekend
<Dank_Budz> I HAVE BITCH TITS FROM SMOKING TEH WEEDZ
<Dank_Budz> I THINK ABOUT VEDDER AND PLAY WITH THEM!
<TKinkaid> cock is great
<anaemic> its like a universal drug
<anaemic> everyone loves it
<anaemic> except dykes and theyre just in denial
<Rogue2> one day, i'll be walking down the stree, minding my own business
<Rogue2> when my colon finally decides to explode and all of my entrails will fly out of my anus
<Rogue2> oh well
<Rogue2> mmm nachos
<EndlessInfinity> mmmmmm bukkake... anyone know where I can get a hold of jaeg?
<Chronic> ice, if you woke up and some chick was raping you, would you kill her?
<Curtz> That's not angst
<yurch|Evil> if I woke up and found a hot chick screwing me, it immediatly goes from rape to consentual
<Dank_Budz> wit oozes out of owls anus like a fat man thats been eating those chips made with olestra
<Rogue2> "not only steroids causes bitch tits! being a big fag disgusting fat fag ****er does too!"
<Dank_Budz> LOL
<Ice`> hahahahahahah
<Ice`> that's gold!
<Rogue2> "now shut up you asshat and act mature!"
<Ice`> "fag disgusting fat fag ****er"<-- Hahahah
<Rogue2> "ps my wife left me...please love me"
TomEGunn: okay, I was ****ing with my girlfriend's head
TomEGunn: and I told her I had sex with a bunch of guys when I was ten years old
TomEGunn: and we had a big gay orgy
TomEGunn: and she's like "you lost your virginity to a man?"
TomEGunn: and I moaned out in this ****ing melodramatic Steel Magnolias voice "WE WERE WOMEN TO EACH OTHER..."
<Beerbaron`gone> Speaking of dildos, one of the chicks in my biology class whipped one out, lubed it up, and chucked it at the chalkboard.
<Beerbaron`gone> Oddly enough, it stuck.
<SaraP> What's cockwang?
<Rogue_Leader> "Find waldo in the lynch mob"
<Code> jaunty, what power I have is none of your concern
<Rogue2> steroids wouldnt cause a lump of cancerous tissue to decrease in size
<Rogue2> just the testicles themselves
<+Ice`shool> True, but then you could pop the growth out like a pimple.
<Rogue2> ewww
<+Ice`shool> But it might be hard to distinguish from the rest of the pimples on vedders testicles
<+Ice`shool>
<vedder> um
<Rogue2> lol
<Rogue2> haha
<vedder> gross
<Rogue2> oh god
<vedder> i dont know whats wrong with your ball sack
<vedder> but i dont have pimpleson mine
<vedder> or in
<Rogue2> haha
<+Ice`shool> right....
<vedder> thats ****ing sick
<Rogue2> i had a big black head on my glans penis once
<vedder> you might have the clap or some ****
<Rogue2> i jerked off in the shower with lots of soap one day and it came out
<Mojo> I have a boney gay station <Mojo> I call it my *******
<jaeg> I WAS ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING SEX FROM A VOLKSWAGEN
<jaeg> I WAS PASSED AROUND MORE TIMES THAN A BAD CASE OF HERPES AT A HIPPY VILLAGE
<Dank_Budz> summer ********** fun!
<Dank_Budz> http://www.EDITED
<Rogue2> OMG
<Rogue2> OMG
<Dank_Budz> ********** MAN IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS!
<Rogue2> herpes
<Dank_Budz> haha
<Dank_Budz> HE IS RUBBING HIS HERPES ALL OVER HER TIGHT COCK!
<vedder> and when i **** hot chicks ill be like suck on my dank budz
<Rogue2> lol
<Dank_Budz> HE'S RUBBING HIS HERPES ALL OVER HER TIGHT COCK
<Rogue2> my penis is microscopic
<Dank_Budz> Not that it matters in the least, as after this schnook¹s 5th or 6th beer from the keg, Spidey here has managed to put on an astounding 5 pounds of pure muscle, and an inch of weenie length per beer. He has also swooped in on tonight¹s jailbait date rape victim.
<Dank_Budz> Thus the transformation to The Amazing Spider ³I¹m-about-to-get-my-ass-kicked-by-her-two-football-player- brothers-and-her-dad-is-going-to-have-me-thrown-in-jail² Man is complete. But fear not, for wherever free beer is flowing, and under aged girlies are abundant, there too will our hero be.
<vedder> i can just picture your mom saying "Ive dried all your clothes geoffy they are laid out on your bed" "DONT CALL ME GEOFF!! ITS ROGUE DAMNIT! ROOOGUE!!!"
<Dank_Budz> LOL
<vedder> and then plunging himself thru the window out into the canadian wilderness liek wolverine
<vedder> "Ive been playing video games since youve been sucking your mommas tit" - dank
<+jaunty> bit torrent saved my penis from unemployment
<Rogue_Leader> We, the tribe known as "Men", greet you, People of the Kitchen
<jaeg> keiichi lives in like like ****ing minesota
<jaeg> do they even have sex up there?
<Katton> We have wild canoe sex up in Canada, if that helps.
<Beerbaron> Nah, you could fit eight Xboxes into NTKB
<TomEGunn> I'm in vedder mode
<TomEGunn> I can't talk right now because I'm eating cornchips and masturbating to batman reruns
<Beerbaron> I want my mansex to be tight, just like tool's young and squeezeable ass.
<jaunty> i want a toilet with handlebars
<Owl> But... Why?
<jaunty> so you've got leverage for when the burritos get their revenge
<delta> oh man micheal jackson really is white after i saw that interview with him and the english guy
<delta> i was like why the **** did i dig this guys music for so long
<delta> he called his third child blanket
* Owl|BF1942 changes topic to 'Shuttle hijackers crash into T1000's house at Mach 16; Bush to bin Laden: 'All is forgiven''
<Then> All of my small family died this year, leaving me alone with the horror of having to manage life at only the age of 18. First it was my cat who died of cancer in January, then my dog who died of heartworms in June, my great aunt; who I loved more than anyone in this world or the next, died in July, and finally my mother, who had Parkinson's for a good 20 years , died five months to the day of my great aunt on Dec. 9th.
<Then> where the **** is peachz?
<anaemic> off boneing your sister ?
<anaemic> PICS!!1!
<peachz> remind me to kill you, ana
<peachz> kill you DEAD
<peachz> SO YOU CAN GO TO HELL.
<peachz> GO TO HELL AND DIE
<delta> erm i think it was the point where you kept going on like i want a tissue house please fuct
<delta> ill suck your dick for a cheese burger and a tissue house
<delta> why dont you just go back 2 your cardbox house
<Fuct> I almost got laid and got beat up.
<Fuct> Hooray
<jaunty> they're not tits. they're called face-pillows
<Wikkan> lol musical masturbation lol
<peachz> i had a dream i had sex with three chicks on a german sub, but i was russian so i had to hide before they caught me and still finish up with the ladies
<peachz> i escaped on a stuka, because everyone knows those can take off on uboats
<Wikkan> ... why were there three chicks on a german sub
<peachz> i dunno
<peachz> but they were hot and one of em was my gunner and her boobs were flapping in the wind
<TomEGunn> its about time somebody ****ed Peachz sister
<TomEGunn> he won't do it, for **** sakes
<Then> I'll get around to it.
<TomEGunn> good, thank you
<TomEGunn> make sure you insist that she call you by his name when you do it
Mojo: I do have my ****ing morals, you know. I'm not a dick for the sake of being a dick, I'm a dick for a cause, a big throbbing cock in the face of injustice everywhere.
<The_Fur> Ignoring is against gay?
<The_Fur> never heard that before
<Curtz> Well you thought that up, you ****ing moron
<anaemic> meh i coudl always do with some more condoms
<anaemic> you never know when they might come in handy
<Fuct> Its good to practice safe sex
* spikle slaps anaemic around a bit with a large trout
<anaemic> apart fomr having sex they can be used to seal fingers away from harmfull substances in need of first aid
<anaemic> its like me writing about an article slating britney spears for being a pop princess bitchface then having pictures of the christina aguilera gig i was at the week before...
<Dank_Budz> I love how they changed the forum color to "hunt-the-sand-******-brown" in honor of the most glorious US victory in iraq
<TomEGunn> me and my girlfriend are laying in bed together, right?
<Katton> HAHA!
<Ice`zzz> shut up katton, let the man speaketh.
<TomEGunn> so I get up, go to the washroom, get a q-tip, run hot water on it
<Ice`zzz> never mind
<TomEGunn> I walk back, get in bed behind her, and I put my face near her ass and start poking her ******* with the q-tip
<TomEGunn> and I tell her I'm licking her *******
<TomEGunn> mind you, I'm talking perfectly coherently while I'm supposedly licking her *******, and my face is visible above her crack
<TomEGunn> anyways, she believed me
<TomEGunn> she's like "ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh it feels good"
<TomEGunn> actually, her ******* isn't even brown
<TomEGunn> its pink
<TomEGunn> well, it was red and bloody after I ****ed her in it today
<Dank_Budz> Rogueums: i have trouble masturbating when a big corn riddled piece of fecal has just shot out of my anus at 50 miles per hour splashing ****-piss water all over my ass cheeks
<TomEGunn> baby raping is my first guess as to what your weekend hobby is, gay pedo
* Joins: Owl (~owl@gdsl149.bois.uswest.net)
<@ChanServ> [Owl] Proud virgin of cat vagina.
<Owl> okay, figured out what i'm going to do for the weekend
<Dank_Budz> I HAVE BITCH TITS FROM SMOKING TEH WEEDZ
<Dank_Budz> I THINK ABOUT VEDDER AND PLAY WITH THEM!
<TKinkaid> cock is great
<anaemic> its like a universal drug
<anaemic> everyone loves it
<anaemic> except dykes and theyre just in denial
<Rogue2> one day, i'll be walking down the stree, minding my own business
<Rogue2> when my colon finally decides to explode and all of my entrails will fly out of my anus
<Rogue2> oh well
<Rogue2> mmm nachos
<EndlessInfinity> mmmmmm bukkake... anyone know where I can get a hold of jaeg?
<Chronic> ice, if you woke up and some chick was raping you, would you kill her?
<Curtz> That's not angst
<yurch|Evil> if I woke up and found a hot chick screwing me, it immediatly goes from rape to consentual
<Dank_Budz> wit oozes out of owls anus like a fat man thats been eating those chips made with olestra
<Rogue2> "not only steroids causes bitch tits! being a big fag disgusting fat fag ****er does too!"
<Dank_Budz> LOL
<Ice`> hahahahahahah
<Ice`> that's gold!
<Rogue2> "now shut up you asshat and act mature!"
<Ice`> "fag disgusting fat fag ****er"<-- Hahahah
<Rogue2> "ps my wife left me...please love me"
TomEGunn: okay, I was ****ing with my girlfriend's head
TomEGunn: and I told her I had sex with a bunch of guys when I was ten years old
TomEGunn: and we had a big gay orgy
TomEGunn: and she's like "you lost your virginity to a man?"
TomEGunn: and I moaned out in this ****ing melodramatic Steel Magnolias voice "WE WERE WOMEN TO EACH OTHER..."
<Beerbaron`gone> Speaking of dildos, one of the chicks in my biology class whipped one out, lubed it up, and chucked it at the chalkboard.
<Beerbaron`gone> Oddly enough, it stuck.
<SaraP> What's cockwang?
<Rogue_Leader> "Find waldo in the lynch mob"
<Code> jaunty, what power I have is none of your concern
<Rogue2> steroids wouldnt cause a lump of cancerous tissue to decrease in size
<Rogue2> just the testicles themselves
<+Ice`shool> True, but then you could pop the growth out like a pimple.
<Rogue2> ewww
<+Ice`shool> But it might be hard to distinguish from the rest of the pimples on vedders testicles
<+Ice`shool>
<vedder> um
<Rogue2> lol
<Rogue2> haha
<vedder> gross
<Rogue2> oh god
<vedder> i dont know whats wrong with your ball sack
<vedder> but i dont have pimpleson mine
<vedder> or in
<Rogue2> haha
<+Ice`shool> right....
<vedder> thats ****ing sick
<Rogue2> i had a big black head on my glans penis once
<vedder> you might have the clap or some ****
<Rogue2> i jerked off in the shower with lots of soap one day and it came out
<Mojo> I have a boney gay station <Mojo> I call it my *******
<jaeg> I WAS ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING SEX FROM A VOLKSWAGEN
<jaeg> I WAS PASSED AROUND MORE TIMES THAN A BAD CASE OF HERPES AT A HIPPY VILLAGE
<Dank_Budz> summer ********** fun!
<Dank_Budz> http://www.EDITED
<Rogue2> OMG
<Rogue2> OMG
<Dank_Budz> ********** MAN IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS!
<Rogue2> herpes
<Dank_Budz> haha
<Dank_Budz> HE IS RUBBING HIS HERPES ALL OVER HER TIGHT COCK!
<vedder> and when i **** hot chicks ill be like suck on my dank budz
<Rogue2> lol
<Dank_Budz> HE'S RUBBING HIS HERPES ALL OVER HER TIGHT COCK
<Rogue2> my penis is microscopic
<Dank_Budz> Not that it matters in the least, as after this schnook¹s 5th or 6th beer from the keg, Spidey here has managed to put on an astounding 5 pounds of pure muscle, and an inch of weenie length per beer. He has also swooped in on tonight¹s jailbait date rape victim.
<Dank_Budz> Thus the transformation to The Amazing Spider ³I¹m-about-to-get-my-ass-kicked-by-her-two-football-player- brothers-and-her-dad-is-going-to-have-me-thrown-in-jail² Man is complete. But fear not, for wherever free beer is flowing, and under aged girlies are abundant, there too will our hero be.
<vedder> i can just picture your mom saying "Ive dried all your clothes geoffy they are laid out on your bed" "DONT CALL ME GEOFF!! ITS ROGUE DAMNIT! ROOOGUE!!!"
<Dank_Budz> LOL
<vedder> and then plunging himself thru the window out into the canadian wilderness liek wolverine
<vedder> "Ive been playing video games since youve been sucking your mommas tit" - dank
<+jaunty> bit torrent saved my penis from unemployment
<Rogue_Leader> We, the tribe known as "Men", greet you, People of the Kitchen
<jaeg> keiichi lives in like like ****ing minesota
<jaeg> do they even have sex up there?
<Katton> We have wild canoe sex up in Canada, if that helps.
<Beerbaron> Nah, you could fit eight Xboxes into NTKB
<TomEGunn> I'm in vedder mode
<TomEGunn> I can't talk right now because I'm eating cornchips and masturbating to batman reruns
<Beerbaron> I want my mansex to be tight, just like tool's young and squeezeable ass.
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