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Sir_Brizz
13th Jun 2003, 10:45 PM
1. You start this thread up again even after it was lost.
2. You will only buy a laptop if it will run UT2003.
3. You wish your handheld computer could run Unreal.
4. When you are angry on the freeway you cut people off and say "You like that?!"

FaT CaM
13th Jun 2003, 10:51 PM
lol

5. you spend hours and hours playing dm-gael just so you can watch the karam physics when you fall down the hole.

I do that too often.

Renegade Retard
13th Jun 2003, 10:52 PM
uh oh...not this again :p

Okay, this happened a few weeks ago. I've been too ashamed to post it, but here it goes....

6. You have a dream that you're playing UT2003 in real life, you get fragged in the arse. You have to go to the hospital to get the shrapnel removed. After hours of tests, Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame concur that the only way to get it out is to telefrag it out.

*gulp* I need therapy

Edit - numbering (FaT CaM beat me)

Sir_Brizz
13th Jun 2003, 10:58 PM
bahahahaha :)

Hunter
14th Jun 2003, 03:31 AM
7. You end up running around, trying to double jump across tables and trying to wall dodge across offices

The Trasher
14th Jun 2003, 04:01 AM
8. You like UT2k3 for what it is.

Guilty as hell.

Radiosity
14th Jun 2003, 05:01 AM
You like UT2k3 for what it is.
Amen :)

9. You place little apples around the house so you can find your way.

Had to put that one back in because it was funny as hell (credit to the person that first posted it, can't remember who now) :D

Hunter
14th Jun 2003, 05:53 AM
10. You try and rebuild your own room in UED

Swift Viper
14th Jun 2003, 07:19 AM
I'm glad the fourms are finally back online and with the new verison updated with new options :) ! But the missing threads... :(

11. When you see lightning in the sky, you yell at the camper with the lightning gun up there.

That was from the old thread and I don't know if I had the same words in it or not.

WebSlinger
14th Jun 2003, 07:38 AM
Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame
yeah, that's real sexy... except that she and I are HAPPILY MARRIED TO OTHER PEOPLE!
:p

Trynant
14th Jun 2003, 10:03 AM
12.you take pills that are randomly scattered around the house and go beserk when you get to a hundred...

wait a minute that's not right....

No one goes beserk in this game it's all about speed!!!

Renegade Retard
14th Jun 2003, 10:23 AM
yeah, that's real sexy... except that she and I are HAPPILY MARRIED TO OTHER PEOPLE!
:p

Bawhahahah!!! I awoke before it got to that part. The cheap porn music had just started playing. :lol:

pine
14th Jun 2003, 12:16 PM
13. You let the people you play with know when you're going to be gone for awhile, cuz they might get worried.

See y'all in September. :D

shadow_dragon
14th Jun 2003, 12:40 PM
13: Mid match you turn round and try and shoot a real life person with the mouse bcause they're spamming you about tidying your room or tidying the C: drive! .............

DaBeatard
14th Jun 2003, 12:47 PM
pcb are you leaving us?

pine
14th Jun 2003, 07:08 PM
Just for the summer. I won't be living anyplace where my computer is for 8-9 weeks. :o

Sir_Brizz
14th Jun 2003, 07:23 PM
Bawhahahah!!! I awoke before it got to that part. The cheap porn music had just started playing. :lol:

HAHA Chicka wowow Chicka wowow

Mulch_D
14th Jun 2003, 11:08 PM
I know it's a bit early but:

Toschy
15th Jun 2003, 05:47 AM
15: you are searching for the lights on your shoulders but you cant find them...

Sparky
15th Jun 2003, 06:29 AM
16: You visit BeyondUnreal every day, and waste countless hours on the forums.

Radiosity
15th Jun 2003, 12:03 PM
*Cough, GUILTY, cough* :lol:

Hunter
15th Jun 2003, 12:30 PM
*Cough, GUILTY, cough* :lol:

ditto


17. You wait every week from FragBU to be annouced and confimed

Zxanphorian
15th Jun 2003, 01:00 PM
18. You see a hole in the wall and you proclaim "It's a BSP hole!", and you tell yourself that in the next rebuild, it will go away.

Swift Viper
15th Jun 2003, 02:24 PM
15: you are searching for the lights on your shoulders but you cant find them...Good one :clap: ! The one with placing apples around your hour is also funny. What about eagle heads?

Hunter
15th Jun 2003, 02:34 PM
19. Everywhere you go you either admire the textures or complain about them not being aligned properly

Scumgrief
16th Jun 2003, 10:31 AM
I'm late so I'll take this in stride...

You will only buy a laptop if it will run UT2003.
This one is so me.

LOL at Ren's dream while pointing at him.

I won't be living anyplace where my computer is for 8-9 weeks.
Ooo... the withdrawal :y5:

______________________
20. You try to play other games besides Unreal, but you quit because it's boring & it makes you feel dirty.

Renegade Retard
16th Jun 2003, 11:01 AM
21. You agree to do a write up for a UT2003 web site, then are bumbed when you realize it will interfere with your playing time. ;)

*NiKita*
17th Jun 2003, 12:04 AM
"Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame "


hmmm......where is that outfit of mine???? White stockings, cap, high heels....
LOL! :lol:

Renegade Retard
17th Jun 2003, 12:21 AM
:lol:

Sorry Flame, but I can have some WEIRD dreams after late nights of gaming.

Scumgrief
17th Jun 2003, 07:15 AM
Flame']"Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame "


hmmm......where is that outfit of mine???? White stockings, cap, high heels....
LOL! :lol:

Right Here (http://skincity.beyondunreal.com/?section=models&action=show_infos&id=207) :tup: :D

Renegade Retard
17th Jun 2003, 07:36 AM
Whoa!

WebSlinger
17th Jun 2003, 08:31 AM
someone better get back on topic STAT!

Renegade Retard
17th Jun 2003, 08:39 AM
umm, umm...

22. You can't think of anything to write because of the hot looking blonde nurse skin.

I really DO need therapy!

Thrawn70
17th Jun 2003, 09:00 AM
22. Getting dizzy after standing up too quickly from the computer is recorded in your brain as a "framerate drop".

23. Glasses or contacts are considered "video card upgrades".

24. Whenever watching sports on TV, you wish they would bring match casting off of cable and onto local channels.

EDIT: speeling

*NiKita*
17th Jun 2003, 09:02 AM
LOL - downloading the skin now, that'll be my new skin for FragBu. ;)

WebSlinger
17th Jun 2003, 09:31 AM
is there a Dr. Skin for me?

Scumgrief
17th Jun 2003, 09:48 AM
The Dr. Deemer skin (http://skincity.beyondunreal.com/?section=skins&action=show_infos&id=1339) is the best I could find on Skin City, Webby.

25. You know you play too much Unreal when you start finding character skins/models to match your forum/real life personas ;)

WebSlinger
17th Jun 2003, 09:57 AM
heh

Thrawn70
17th Jun 2003, 12:19 PM
26. You carv the Unreal 'U' into your computer, car, house, bathroom stalls, and/or yourself.

27. You contemplate gettting a professional banner printed with your UT/UT2k3 clan name on it.

*NiKita*
18th Jun 2003, 08:48 AM
The doctor was busy so I had to do his dirty work for him. This was taken from his notes in IRC.

#28:
[09:45] ! [+WebSlinger] lol, I just replied to our VP of Marketing with "Roger that"

Scumgrief
18th Jun 2003, 02:46 PM
29. Any & all baking items you, your significant other, or immediate family concoct must be crafted in the Unreal "U" shape.

NVShacker
19th Jun 2003, 07:18 PM
30. You are the oldest acitve member on the forum.

*Watches as everyone looks at my registered date and says "I thought he was a n00b?"*

*Snickers*

Edit--- I STILL can't find the page button. Grrr.... Threw my number off.

EDIT AGAIN-- Hmmph... Web beat me.
Sonofa....

NVShacker has been banned (Reason: Disrespect...)

Sir_Brizz
21st Jun 2003, 12:31 PM
31. You want to kiss your teammates when they actually know how to play
32. You think it's funny when someone exits the game because you kill them everytime they try to grab the flag (TELEMONKEYS!!!)
33. You wish Epic would choose a different default player name than 'Player'
34. When you dog pees on someone's leg you say "You like that?!"
35. Instead of speaking plainly you use UT taunts
36. You call the neighbor's dog Loque because it never misses :p

Mulch_D
23rd Jun 2003, 03:45 AM
37. You buy the totaly unreal pack even though you already have two of the 3 things that come with it.
38. You buy the totaly unreal pack even though you already have all of the 3 things that come with it you just want it for the set.

BigFolks
29th Jun 2003, 12:15 AM
39. You laugh at every other game you play and say "that's a ripoff."
40. You find all of the hiding spots in the CTF games, go and capture the flag, hide and taunt the other players!! muhahahah ;)

What was that program that makes the bots chat back with you when you say things in the game??? I can't remember!

LoveFest
29th Jun 2003, 01:16 AM
19. Everywhere you go you either admire the textures or complain about them not being aligned properly

too true!

41. ...you think a "12-step UT program" is a cool new mutator that comes bundled with a bonus pack, and not a signal for you to get therapy.

42. ...when you can match the texture names of UT lens flares and glows to the lamp posts and street lights of your daily drive to and from work. (sigh)

43. ...when you announce there's yet anothter new map to play in a thread dedicated to "1001 ways to know you play too much Unreal "!

Hey I have a new map!
http://www.planetunreal.com/utlovefest/images/infogrammes/gantryBeta8.jpg
DiamondSword2k3

Check it out here:
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=109887

BigFolks
29th Jun 2003, 07:38 AM
Save it for yer own thread MUHAHAH

Zenny
29th Jun 2003, 01:30 PM
44. You've ever gotten out of bed at 2 AM to get some more fragging in

45. You think about boost dodging during work/school

Thrawn70
29th Jun 2003, 02:25 PM
46. Before the v2226 patch added no-cd verification and you didn't have access to a CD crack, you put the UT2003 CD into its own CD-Drive and you never changed the CD in it.

pine
22nd Jul 2003, 08:33 PM
47. You think about headshots while mapping moraines at geology field camp.
48. You don't know if you can handle 4 more weeks away from your computer.

Sir_Brizz
22nd Jul 2003, 09:22 PM
49. You don't know if you can handle 4 weeks away from UT2003!

CorDharel
23rd Jul 2003, 10:19 PM
50. You read this thread instead of going to bed because its 5 o clock in the morning and you had a hard invasion/bombingrun/jungle warfare ut2k3 night.

"Mum, Dad, just don't ask me what i did at home when you spent your time on holidays... No, I'll say nothing... No, Mum, i'm not looking fatigue, i dont want to go to bed, i'll have to compile my mod 'thunderstone the third' first... no, mum, let it... no, not ut2003.exe... not delete.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Hey its just me, writing a shtty post to this funny lists i always loved. It really is 5 am, so pls understand me :)

Raffi_B
23rd Jul 2003, 11:03 PM
51. you complain about how the decolayers on ur front lawn keep growing too fast

52. you complain how guns in real life arent "balanced"

53. when you see someone running around in circles you look for the "rebuild paths" option

54. you jump into moving traffic to see your karma enhanced body get smeared on a windshield

55. you rob a bank then while backing out of the door you frantically search for your shield gun

TWD
23rd Jul 2003, 11:28 PM
Your willing to pay anything to get ut2k3.

Your current computer was created so that you could play ut2k3.

Thrawn70
24th Jul 2003, 10:40 AM
*ahem* Number your entries.








That is all.

Kyllian
31st Dec 2003, 11:38 AM
46. Before the v2226 patch added no-cd verification and you didn't have access to a CD crack, you put the UT2003 CD into its own CD-Drive and you never changed the CD in it.
I'm guilty of that. Never used my dvd-rom drive anyway
Now I regret it, leaving the disc in there trashed the drive

57. You wish there was TTM for reality

Renegade Retard
31st Dec 2003, 11:54 AM
Wow What A Bump!!!

Kyllian
31st Dec 2003, 12:28 PM
blame lovefest

JohnDoe641
31st Dec 2003, 01:30 PM
58. You've read more than three "You know you've played Unral too much when" threads. ;(

Slartoff
31st Dec 2003, 01:59 PM
59. You respond to questions and requests in real life with "Roger that, Red- Red- Red- Red- Red Leader."

CiD
31st Dec 2003, 02:25 PM
60(i think)

during an intimate moment with your GF you yell out "HEADSHOT!!!".

PapaBear
31st Dec 2003, 05:44 PM
22. You deliberately adjust your work schedule to fit clan matches and scrims -- not the other way around.

23. You dream about the game - coming up with new techniques, strategies and moves that you just can't wait to try.

These are true for me. (Yes, I can do just that with my work schedule -- and I know you're all jealous! :D )

Zur
31st Dec 2003, 06:13 PM
61. You spam the Unreal forum with so much news and releases on a gaming site that the owner decides to make you the moderator :D .

Sir_Brizz
31st Dec 2003, 07:00 PM
:lol: I like this bump :) We never got to 1001 :) I like Slartoff's post hehe :)

62. When you get into a bar brawl and let the other guy knock himself into a table on his own, you yell at him "You fight like a Nali!"

;)

Hedge
1st Jan 2004, 07:34 PM
63. When half of your posts in this thread are you using ut taunts. ;)

Renegade Retard
1st Jan 2004, 10:10 PM
during an intimate moment with your GF you yell out "HEADSHOT!!!".

Hopefully not prematurely :lol:

CiD
1st Jan 2004, 10:29 PM
^^lmao,nevar!


tryin to remeber some of the ones we had at the xbox forums for playing too much UC,that one came to mind first.

Sir_Brizz
2nd Jan 2004, 01:14 AM
64. When you have an arguement with someone and own them, you say "You like that?" and do the pelvic thrust.

SharKTanK
2nd Jan 2004, 07:08 AM
65. When walking around the streets you keep wondering about the advantages and disadvantages of doing a side dodge to get to where you're going quicker.

VernerVK
2nd Jan 2004, 08:08 AM
59. You respond to questions and requests in real life with "Roger that, Red- Red- Red- Red- Red Leader."

Whoa! Really bad lag, or comp jammed eh.


66. When you pull a drawer out too fast and it exited to slam down on your foot - you actually see a GUI display your health points go down from the damage taken - and want to hit the booster keys to raise your health.

67. A team mate in Battlefield 1942 tries to run you over using his tank and you yelled, "Your Team, Idiot!" at the screen.

Hunter
2nd Jan 2004, 08:18 AM
68. You know where anyone will land after power jumping off a lift and set up to tele frag them almost instantly

SugarBear
2nd Jan 2004, 10:13 AM
69. When you're playing Call of Duty, you keep tapping left, left, jump, and wondering why you aren't running faster.

70. If only they would replace the hand grenade with the xloc, it would be so much easier to clear rooms.

71. You can't que up three rockets in COD?

72. You go to lans, and while every single other person in the building is playing an intense game of BF42, you start running around in UT2 hoping someone will join your lan game

73. I bet if I kill enough people in a row, some random pedestrian will yell "Holy Sh|t"

74. You're still singing morety's songs

75. Wouldn't every game be better with the shock rifle? just imagine Link run attacking you in SC2, you bust out your Shock Rifle and gib him before he can draw his sword.

Scumgrief
2nd Jan 2004, 10:27 AM
76. You've posted in this thread (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=123651)

77. UT2003 is still the only game on your computer.
1 year, 2 months, 23 days and counting :rockon:

Hunter
2nd Jan 2004, 10:40 AM
:lol:

78. The only thing that cheers you up at the end of the day isn't your girl/wife/etc making love with you, its playing ut2003 until the small hours

Slartoff
2nd Jan 2004, 11:38 AM
Whoa! Really bad lag, or comp jammed eh.

In Unreal Tournament 1, at least on every computer I played it on, when you gave the bots an order their response sounds wouldn't mix--they would all interrupt each other and it made me laugh :lol:

Sir_Brizz
2nd Jan 2004, 08:13 PM
:lol: these are good guys, keep them coming :)

[TK]Alien
3rd Jan 2004, 03:27 AM
79. you spend half an hour before you play unravelling your headphones so the wire dousnt get in the way of the mouse

:(

Sir_Brizz
13th Mar 2004, 11:57 AM
80. You drive down the road singing the tun of the "Dixie Horn" on the Scorpion
81. Driving down the road you crush a cup and scream "PANCAKE!"
82. You wish you had the twin beams on the Hellbender to knock people on the road out of your way.

Come on guys, with 2k4 out we should be able to finish this list! :D

edit: I must have gotten up too ealry this morning :o

Hedge
13th Mar 2004, 12:14 PM
83. You are fervently trying to get this thread up to 1001 ways to know you play too much Unreal. ;)

shadow_dragon
13th Mar 2004, 12:17 PM
84. Everytime you start the engine in your car you chant! "Caar-Jacked!" and giggle maniacly to yourself as you try to change your view to third person!

85. Instead of working you sit on the roof of your/rivals office block!

86. When finding a traffic warden waiting beside your car you sneak up behind them and scream into their ear! "C4MP3R N00B!"

87. When climbing a slope, you somersault forwards repetively!

NATO_chrisjm
13th Mar 2004, 12:41 PM
88. When you cover yourself in yellow tin foil and call yourself Widowmaker.

89. When you pick something up you repeat the clink sound from UT 2k3.

90. You wish the TV people would show Ut2k3 games live.

91. When you count your trip to school / work as an assault map.

92. When you make a map of it.

93. When that map becomes used on many a server.

94. When you enter that map into the “Make something unreal” compo.

95. When you win.

Sir_Brizz
13th Mar 2004, 12:44 PM
96. When your 2k4 sig is wider than the forums themselves :p

edit: looks that way with a narrow browser ;) TARD YOU EDITED YOUR POST!

NATO_chrisjm
13th Mar 2004, 12:49 PM
You must mean 96 :p

97. When you have so many more of these!

Sir_Brizz
13th Mar 2004, 01:28 PM
98. When you are TWD and you always win.
99. When you pretend to be TWD so that you always win.
100. When you preordered 2k4 the day the SE was available on EBGames.com

Thrawn70
13th Mar 2004, 03:16 PM
101. When you pre-order just to get the little "U" logo gift.

Hedge
13th Mar 2004, 03:36 PM
101. When you pre-order just to get the little "U" logo gift.

Yeah baby! That is what I am talking about.

102. You pre-order a copy of UT2k4 even though you will not get to play it for 2 years. :eek:

Renegade Retard
13th Mar 2004, 07:05 PM
102. You pre-order a copy of UT2k4 even though you will not get to play it for 2 years. :eek:

:lol:

103. You look forward to playing against Hedge in UT2k6.

_Dark_Rusty_
13th Mar 2004, 07:35 PM
104.your really really determined to think of something even thorugh everybody else got all the good ones

105.you try to take on a real life tank on foot

hyrulian
13th Mar 2004, 11:05 PM
106. You make a song (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=128901) about your favorite map.

pine
13th Mar 2004, 11:29 PM
107. You say 'roger that' to your boss every time he tells you to do something (true story!)

108. When something great happens, the first things that come to your head are the announcer saying 'heeeead shoooot!' or 'double kill!'

109. When you wipe out on your bike and blame it on the lag

Sir_Brizz
14th Mar 2004, 12:22 AM
110. When chatting you say rgr to acknowledge what the other person said and they don't know what you are saying!

_Dark_Rusty_
14th Mar 2004, 01:06 AM
111.when you actually get the time to go outside in the wilderness & go on bush walks or go down to the beach, you envision onsluaght maps everywhere

_Dark_Rusty_
14th Mar 2004, 05:01 AM
112.you post on his thread again to get it back to the top of the forum

113.you curse at people for not coming up with things for this thread

114.throughout the day you check this thread 15 times (yes I've counted)

Sir_Brizz
14th Mar 2004, 07:24 PM
115. When someone catches their kid as they are falling, you say "Last Second Save!" and all your friends laugh (just happened today!!).

_Dark_Rusty_
14th Mar 2004, 10:11 PM
116. when paintball just aint fun no more

CyMek
14th Mar 2004, 10:25 PM
117. When you watch a sniper in a war movie and call him a camper

Agent_5
14th Mar 2004, 10:26 PM
118-you see a vehicle do some really weird stuff and you assume that the driver's doing stunts rather than wondering if your connection is b0rked.

pine
15th Mar 2004, 12:18 AM
119. When you think your archer in Baldur's Gate should get headshots.

120. When you can time the french fries so you're always there to pick them up just as they're done.

121. When you say 'woot' in real life.

122. When you see one of those white oval bumper stickers (I think they're acronyms for states or countries?) that says UT and it immediately catches your eye.

123. When you stand up and do the pelvic thrust after finishing a hard project.

_Dark_Rusty_
15th Mar 2004, 12:35 AM
121. When you say 'woot' in real life.

that is so true

_Dark_Rusty_
15th Mar 2004, 12:40 AM
124.you get a tatoo of your clans acronym on both shoulders

Sir_Brizz
15th Mar 2004, 12:51 AM
123. When you stand up and do the pelvic thrust after finishing a hard project.

125. When a computer case won't close, you Pelvic Thrust it until you realize it is going on the wrong way.

126. When driving, you often do the arm movements for the pelvic thrust without the pelvic thrust.

127. You get a gargling noise that you make all the time from playing UT too much!

Gamma_Sword
15th Mar 2004, 04:12 AM
128. You try to double jump in real life.

129. You have sudden urge to take a tank from the US Army equipment place. :p

B
15th Mar 2004, 04:21 AM
124.you get a tatoo of your clans acronym on both shoulders

HEY! :mad: I got that! :) :tup:

Well not on both shoulders, but I got a Zd logo on my right shoulder. (plz note: Zd existed before UT.)

hyrulian
15th Mar 2004, 11:13 AM
122. When you see one of those white oval bumper stickers (I think they're acronyms for states or countries?) that says UT and it immediately catches your eye.
I think I've seen one of those. Incidentally, UT is the abbreviation for Utah.

HEY! :mad: I got that! :) :tup:

Well not on both shoulders, but I got a Zd logo on my right shoulder. (plz note: Zd existed before UT.)
Hmm, interesting.
Care to show us a pic or something? :D

B
15th Mar 2004, 11:37 AM
As soon as I get my hands on a digicam I will :)
Basicly it's a big Z with a double diagonal line. It's just the Z now...Jolt1r never got to adding the d. We did it ourselfes with needles and indian ink.. :D

Zd existed long before we were a UT Clan, it is the group of friends I used to hang with and I still do. So I'm not the only idiot with a big Z on his right shoulder ;) Most of them have never even played UT exept for me and Jolt1r.

NATO_chrisjm
15th Mar 2004, 11:43 AM
130. When you change your real, legal name to incorperate your clan XD

PapaBear
15th Mar 2004, 03:15 PM
(true story)

132. You drive around for 75 miles, 2.5 hours, visit 8 stores, all in the attempt to find a copy of UT2004 even though you already have one on order from Amazon -- so you can play it TODAY!

(No one had it, EBgames will have it tomorrow about noon... :( )

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 03:23 PM
133. My friends and i are petitioning a local paintball league to let us set up a real life bombing run game

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 03:26 PM
134. im designing a tribal band with the unreal "u" in the center of it

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 03:28 PM
135. You attend weekly sunday tournaments at what is becoming known as "The First Church of Fragism"

hyrulian
15th Mar 2004, 03:32 PM
Hey original_ninj4, welcome to the BeyondUnreal™ forums!
Looks like we have a true Unreal® Tournament fan joining us here!

GeneticFreak
15th Mar 2004, 03:39 PM
136. You took your hose out to water the garden, and end up spraying at the lamp post for minutes cos it reminds you of broken nodes.

BulletProof
15th Mar 2004, 08:28 PM
(true story)

132. You drive around for 75 miles, 2.5 hours, visit 8 stores, all in the attempt to find a copy of UT2004 even though you already have one on order from Amazon -- so you can play it TODAY!

(No one had it, EBgames will have it tomorrow about noon... :( )

lol

original_irokichigai
15th Mar 2004, 10:27 PM
137. you instal windows 98 because it takes up less space than xp, and you have too many maps, mods character models, etc to fit on your hard drive

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 10:30 PM
138. you take money out of your food budget so you can afford broadband and end lag-frags

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 10:34 PM
139. your friend invite you to play paintball and you ask where the alt fire trigger is
140. you buy your girlfriend a computer and her own copy of ut2k3 so you can settle your arguments in the arena(true story... a buddy of mine in the army did this after i suggested it.)

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 10:37 PM
141. you play deathmatch shots while in spectator mode at a lan party. every time your ssigned character gets smeared across the arena you take a shot and then trade off with the person playing.
it makes for a fun night, and a not so fun morning :D

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 10:39 PM
142. you have a bumper sticker on your car that reads "my other car is a bulldog"
143. you only check this forum once a day because your too busy playing UT

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 10:41 PM
144. your mom tells you that bots are camping the dumpster just to get you to take out the trash
145. the same trick in 144 works more than twice

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 10:44 PM
146. your cell phone gets shut off, you eat ramen for a month and a half, you get fired from work and get dropped from your computer classes at school because all of your time and mopney went into a digital camera and 3d studio max and a digital camera to try and make a character model of yourself

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 11:15 PM
147. you refuse to acknowlege people unless they address you by your player name
148. you think a lan party is a great first date
149. you end arguments with the phrase" we'll see what my flak cannon has to say about that"
150. you think that making it to 150 is a cause for celebration :D

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 11:21 PM
151. your clan issues id cards that are required to get into clan sponsored events.
152 (this applies to me) you find yourself mimickig keyboard and mouse movements as you walk around
153 (also true for me) you give UT its own hard drive separate from other stuff on your computer

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 11:48 PM
154 if you thought 153 was a good idea...

original_ninj4
15th Mar 2004, 11:51 PM
155 you find nothing wrong with the phrase "going to a clan meeting"

PapaBear
15th Mar 2004, 11:54 PM
153 (also true for me) you give UT its own hard drive separate from other stuff on your computer

Not only is the latest release on its own hard disk with nothing else, it is on a 160Mbit/sec 10,000rpm SCSI drive using an Adaptec 29160 controller and a 80-pin LVD cable that I bought specfically for UT.

(I also bought a flat-screen 22" NEC monitor [not LCD] to play on.)

Older versions (UT, UT2003) are moved to slower IDE drives when the newer one is installed.

Man, I have real issues...

original_ninj4
16th Mar 2004, 12:07 AM
Not only is the latest release on its own hard disk with nothing else, it is on a 160Mbit/sec 10,000rpm SCSI drive using an Adaptec 29160 controller and a 80-pin LVD cable that I bought specfically for UT.

(I also bought a flat-screen 22" NEC monitor [not LCD] to play on.)

Older versions (UT, UT2003) are moved to slower IDE drives when the newer one is installed.

Man, I have real issues...

no my friend, you have dedication

original_ninj4
16th Mar 2004, 12:45 AM
i just finished making clan id cards...w00+

original_ninj4
16th Mar 2004, 01:10 AM
ph34r
http://hometown.aol.com/originalninj4/images/ninjaidfront.jpg
http://hometown.aol.com/originalninj4/images/ninj4id.jpg

pine
16th Mar 2004, 01:23 AM
Put it in one post, dip****.

original_ninj4
16th Mar 2004, 01:27 AM
156. you go to comicons and lan parties and even out in puplic cosplaying as a UT character.
157. your costume is complete with a life sized model of the instagib

original_ninj4
16th Mar 2004, 01:30 AM
Put it in one post, dip****.
i was getting hosting for the images, bot-fodder

158. you think "bot-fodder" is a rather offensive insult

hyrulian
16th Mar 2004, 03:31 AM
My computer actually has an Unreal drive.
ph34r the U: drive!!
I put this in just this morning, but before it was ever mentioned in this thread. :)

pine
16th Mar 2004, 03:36 AM
i was getting hosting for the images, bot-fodder

158. you think "bot-fodder" is a rather offensive insult

I was referring to your 20 replies to yourself. Stop spamming, or you will be Read Only'd. Consider it your warning, since you obviously didn't take it upon yourself to read the forum rules.

GeneticFreak
16th Mar 2004, 06:50 AM
the replies are 15-30 minutes apart, could be hes still thinking of the next thing to write
maybe he didnt notice that the edit button can be used to add something to existing, previous post, instead of talking to yourself use edit.

original_ninj4
16th Mar 2004, 01:48 PM
the replies are 15-30 minutes apart, could be hes still thinking of the next thing to write
maybe he didnt notice that the edit button can be used to add something to existing, previous post, instead of talking to yourself use edit.
HAH! go suck a fatty, pinecone

pine
16th Mar 2004, 01:58 PM
There's really no excuse for replying to yourself that many times. When a moderator gets to this thread you'll get the official word, I promise. :)

NATO_chrisjm
16th Mar 2004, 03:28 PM
original_ninj4 ...

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/images/buttons/edit.gif

This is the edit button ... use it.

eLy
16th Mar 2004, 03:36 PM
159. The last thing you remember dreaming was how you were trying to explain to your sister and mother how to use the translocator to get to the ION Painter on the top of the skyscraper while you're all standing inside of the map.

(playing 6 hrs UT before bed sure has it's effect!)

btw, one time i fell down the skyscraper,. i had to have everything amputated, in the end i was just a "head"

Agent_5
16th Mar 2004, 03:43 PM
160. You've memorized the IP addresses to your favorite servers

original_ninj4
16th Mar 2004, 11:54 PM
161. this afternoon i was out driving around and i saw a red blanket hanging on a clothesline and i almost ran up an took it......:redflag:

atticbat
5th May 2004, 11:09 AM
162. Your mother calls to ask if you want to go camping and you reply with "STFUNooB I AM NOT A CAMPER!"...

163. You see a person who is slow to respond and you think, yeah, you really need another 512 ram to play...

164. You consider 'not blinking' a way to increase framerate.

SolaceEternal
5th May 2004, 11:51 AM
165. You've spent the better part of an hour reading this entire thing. ._.

Sir_Brizz
5th May 2004, 12:17 PM
166. You get excited every time this thread gets bumped! ;)

Renegade Retard
5th May 2004, 12:27 PM
167. You chat with a UT friend about things such as marriage and finances. ;)

hyrulian
5th May 2004, 12:45 PM
168. You use UT2k4 Onslaught maps to practice doing Depth-First-Search and Breadth-First-Search on graphs, to prepare for an exam.

If you are a computer science major or are familiar with the graph data structure, this will make sense to you. And yes, we actually did that in a study group (on paper, though) a couple weeks ago. We traversed ONS-Torlan and ONS-Severance using those techniques.

atticbat
5th May 2004, 12:48 PM
169. You hang out at the local Mall harassing kids trying to buy Nerf products, pointing them instead to the 'hardware' section and the BB-Guns.

Damn Llamas anyways...

Renegade Retard
5th May 2004, 12:57 PM
169. You hang out at the local Mall harassing kids trying to buy Nerf products, pointing them instead to the 'hardware' section and the BB-Guns.

Damn Llamas anyways...

:lol:

Chicula
6th May 2004, 01:32 AM
170. When you sit at the pc in the lunchroom at work, eating your food and trying not to laugh too loud as you read these posts thinking "Oh I am such a gamer cause these are too UNreal.." :notworthy:

171. When you are cleaning the house and you look around and say to yourself "those cupboards would make great sniper spots if this was a map". :sniper:

172. When you go to bed at the wee hours of the morning, knowing you have to get up early... but had too much fun to care.

173. Laying in bed about to doze off and wonder where the hell the week went and when you are going to get to play a match with your friends again, then realize why your love life is so hot! (love fraggin' with my man, even when it means we're both too tired to get too sexy when we finally get to bed!) :eek:

174. When you get in the car, while the husband is driving and wish there was a turret you could man...

175. When your comrades help think up nicknames for your girlfriend/wife (ws9fire.. chicnan...) :wavey:

176. When you gotta edit your post to show your 1337 signature... LOL :lol:

atticbat
6th May 2004, 01:52 AM
lol...

177. When you flip your cat end over end, watching it land skillfully on its feet, and you shout "Daredevil!"

hyrulian
6th May 2004, 01:54 AM
Welcome to the forums, Chicula!

Chicula
6th May 2004, 02:00 AM
lol...

177. When you flip your cat end over end, watching it land skillfully on its feet, and you shout "Daredevil!"

**note: no cats or other animals were injured in this event.**

(I watched it and the he came back for more... really! All our babies are treated well... some jump higher than others when you come around the corner unexpectedly... but they are all good cats!)

178. When you put a banner on the front page of your personal website with a link to your UT gaming community and hesitate to take it off cause... Editing it would take time away from time you have to play.. and then you would have to take time to make a link somewhere else on the page... :eek:

179. You know you aren't the only one that uses the aforementioned link to get to the community with a shortcut to your favorite UT2k4 servers so you can see who's playing and autolaunches the game for you...
:trans:

180. When you hear a badger reference and can only imagine a bunch of Badger skins running around a map shooting Warlords and taunting to the Badger song... and then wish you had a Blue Bunny skin... whoa, I love da bunny!

Terr0r
6th May 2004, 03:50 AM
all things ive actually done:
181. when u signup for these forums just to reply to this post

182. u say "Good Game" after sex

183. when u get bored at work u replay the demo from last nights match in your head trying to remember how many caps you could had if only...

184. you call out of work 2 days a week just to play (most weeks)

185. you take a midday nap and set your alarm for 30 mins before a match/scrim just to wake up and warmup

186. you get bitched at weekly for screaming on voice comms

187. you've broken multiple mouses and keyboards from slamming them after a trying moment in game (1 of each so far)

188. you try to demorec sex so u can replay it later and critique yourself

189. you call ppl newbies.. constantly, and tell your girl she is ownt

190. you play on a server halfway across the world with a ping of 175 because no1 in the us is playing good maps at 430am

191. you consider packetloss your worst enemy in life

192. you post 12 answers to this without much thought of it

Hanover_Fist
6th May 2004, 06:22 AM
193. When you spend 1200$ on top of the line PC components, install a Mobo incorrectly, smoke it because you didn't take off one of the standoffs that was apparently grounding out something very important, buy another Mobo because the shop won't warrenty something you f'dup. Try a reinstall to findout that the Seagate 80G HD from BB won't format, so you have to go back to BB, exchange it, install it and hope you have it working in time for the next FragBU. And you take it all in stride with a smile cause you're only thinking about those killer fps' you're gonna get. :D

ws6fire
6th May 2004, 08:06 AM
194 You are the top poster in your favorite UT site. Even more posts then the system admins and owner of the site.

t195 You hit the letter "t" before typing anything.

196 You spend many hours water-cooling your rig just so you can hear the game without the hum of a few loud fan. like mine (http://www.gamerzunlimited.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=155)

197 You have more UT buddies on your IM then real life buddies.

198 You change your career so you can have more UT time.

199 You check the forums before going to bed at 1:00 then again while the wife is getting ready at 7:30 EVERY DAY!

200 An UT buddy lets you know your new driveway is nice Like Sonan did (http://www.gamerzunlimited.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=230)

red5un
6th May 2004, 12:28 PM
201 You set your UT Language from you Nature language to English because the Taunts are better in English

202 If someone ask you which Operation System you have. You answer with "UT2004"

203 You ever say "UT" instead of "Unreal Tournament" and you wonder why no one understand you.

204 If you doubleklick on "My Documents" It opens your Unreal Directory

205 Unreal Tournament is the only Shortcut on you desktop

206 Your Unreal Tournament Folder is bigger then 7 GB

207 You have learn English and Registered in this Forum just only to post in this Thread

208 You have UT2004 in your Autorun Folder

209 Every time if you stand on a red traffic light you wonder why no one will 'Dubble Jump' over the Street.

210 You know about all possible settings in the UT2004.ini and User.ini

211 You don't understand why the game is called "Unreal" the reality is match more Unreal then the game!

212 You will buy an Athlon64 System because you heard Unreal will run 20% faster on it! - and fps are life!!!

Chicula
6th May 2004, 01:12 PM
213. When you see a thread in your favorite UT forum linking to another forum with a thread on "1001 ways to know you play too much Unreal" and then all of a sudden there are at least 35 new additions from your community. Go GAMERZ!

214. When you blow your nose and it reminds you of a goo gun... :biorifle:

215. When lightning strikes and you wonder where that little bugger is hiding... and wish you had a lightning gun yourself so you can scope him out and frag his arse!

(edit)
215. When you start tearing up because you realize your post is too damn close to what someone else posted already... (see #11) *sobz*

SlayerDragon
6th May 2004, 01:25 PM
216. You try to explain what having poor eyesight is like to your friends by comparing it to screen resolution. :D

atticbat
6th May 2004, 01:34 PM
217. You pick a different Clan Name so that it will fit on your Customized License plates and you start referring to your Dodge Pickup as 'Teh Hellb3nd3r'...

218. You consider 7-11 an energy node...

Chicula
6th May 2004, 01:43 PM
219. When you get really belligerant after someone else borrowed your computer to play UT2004 and changed your keyboard controls! (yes, this has happened to me)

220. When the 219 happens and you ban your kids from changing your controls again and tell them to just get used to your controls or buy their own friggin' copy!

221. When your kids save up $40 just buy UT2004... cause they want quality time with mom.... doh!

222. When you change the kids' bedtime to 10pm just so they can get a game of fraggin' in with mom before they go to bed, cause she doesn't get off work till 9!

223. When you get a day off of work and spend half of it posting in this thread and the other half practicing using the Riot Shotgun to build up your 1337 skillz!

atticbat
6th May 2004, 01:55 PM
224. When you list UnrealED as 'software experience' on a job resume

225. When you post your NTStats on your job resume...

226. When you are forcibly removed from the theater during a VERY popular war movie for repeatedly yelling "Headshot! and M-M-Monster Kill-ill-ill-ill!"

227. You actually, just for a moment, consider naming your child either QA Pete or Cliffy B.

228. You add 'live server stats' to your web page so that you can monitor the 'action' from work... *cough* Blue...

Chicula
6th May 2004, 02:37 PM
229. When you realize you've talked to your brother more since he got his own copy of UT2004... than you have in the last six months... Hey, Trikon! How's the wife and kids?

230. When your kid fires up UT and joins your server so he can ask if he can have some icecream...

red5un
6th May 2004, 02:46 PM
231 When you never see the Recive File Screen because you have allready all files.

Slainchild
6th May 2004, 02:51 PM
232. when someone tells you a joke in real life, you accidentally say "LOL, that was funny" then the person thinks ure a freak :D

SolaceEternal
6th May 2004, 03:08 PM
226. When you are forcibly removed from the theater during a VERY popular war movie for repeatedly yelling "Headshot! and M-M-Monster Kill-ill-ill-ill!"


I just got a visual of doing that at "The Passion of the Christ" ^^;

_Dark_Rusty_
6th May 2004, 08:44 PM
233. When your determined to turn your school, & the city you live in into maps.

Daedalus
6th May 2004, 09:01 PM
232. when someone tells you a joke in real life, you accidentally say "LOL, that was funny" then the person thinks ure a freak :D

that actually ern.. has nothing to do with Unreal.

NATO_chrisjm
7th May 2004, 04:06 AM
233. When you plan to build a full size working leviathan.
234. When you succeed!

flo0tz
7th May 2004, 04:32 AM
235. when you total your car and try to heal it with the link gun

flo0tz
7th May 2004, 04:35 AM
236. You try to get a ride to the nearest node off a passing car by shooting it

flo0tz
7th May 2004, 04:40 AM
237. when you wake up every morning you look out for spawn campers

flo0tz
7th May 2004, 04:44 AM
238. In the middle of playing UT you need to make a toilet run so you double jump to get there faster

239. when your signature says "ut is my god"

240. you try to pick things up by walking over them

flo0tz
7th May 2004, 04:52 AM
241. You get shot and you keep screaming "im on your team idiot"

242. You can't stop posting :(

243. A close relative dies and you shout "man down!"

244. When you tell your paintball team to link up

DDRRE
7th May 2004, 06:06 AM
I'm glad the fourms are finally back online and with the new verison updated with new options :) ! But the missing threads... :(

11. When you see lightning in the sky, you yell at the camper with the lightning gun up there.

That was from the old thread and I don't know if I had the same words in it or not.
Nice one :)

_Dark_Rusty_
7th May 2004, 08:44 AM
245.unreal tournament, unreal tournament 2k4, unreal 2, & unreal 2 XMP are all shortcuts on your desktop & are all in your most used programs shortlist (xp style start menu thingy ma thing)

Sir_Brizz
7th May 2004, 09:33 AM
Hey flute, use the edit button man!!

and...
246. You are so excited about your list of Unreal things you make several seperate posts at the same time.

Slartoff
7th May 2004, 10:54 AM
247. You talk in the SAPI 5 robot voice to your friends

(SAPI 5 is the library used for text-to-speech in UT2k4)

red5un
7th May 2004, 11:26 AM
248. When you close UT you can still see the weapon bar because it is burnt into your Monitor

Chicula
7th May 2004, 11:58 AM
248. When you close UT you can still see the weapon bar because it is burnt into your Monitor

Doh!!!! Nice one!

249. When you get sad because your cute little hamtaro has his Vortex, and you can't use it cause it's not on your weapons list anymore.... *sigh*

http://www.chiculadreams.com/images/chicster.gif

Sir_Brizz
7th May 2004, 12:20 PM
Chic is your sig from a movie or a game or something??

250. When you have nothing better to do at work than check the new posts on BuF every 20 minutes.

Chicula
7th May 2004, 01:13 PM
Chic is your sig from a movie or a game or something??


It's my UT2004 Model/Skin... cause I can't find a Batgirl skin yet... then again, this one seems to be perfect and maybe I won't care when there is a batgirl skin out... :eek:

Soria by Zieroth (http://skincity.beyondunreal.com/?section=models&action=show_infos&id=363)

251. When you suffer through playing UT using a mini-mouse cause your mouse keeps hiccupping while trying to play, it's the only spare you have and you can't afford to get a new one yet. :(

Sir_Brizz
7th May 2004, 01:15 PM
wow that skin is tight...does it have custom taunts or anything?

252. When you call a model a skin and say it's "tight" :lol:

Chicula
7th May 2004, 01:26 PM
wow that skin is tight...does it have custom taunts or anything?


Umm.. No, but it should... maybe I should write some for it... or ask my gamerzunlimited buddies if they could... cause I'm not so talented in the editors.... :eek:

253. When you hate grounding your kids from the computer because that means they won't get to play UT with you... :(

atticbat
7th May 2004, 01:33 PM
254. When your buddy hacks into your pc over the local network (a week ago) and changes all your major app desktop shortcut icons to the ut2k4 icon and you dont notice... ('cause it's on the quick launch... :D )

red5un
7th May 2004, 07:03 PM
254. When your buddy hacks into your pc over the local network (a week ago) and changes all your major app desktop shortcut icons to the ut2k4 icon and you dont notice... ('cause it's on the quick launch... :D )

there is another icon as the UT icon?
oh - You mean the UnrealED or? :lol:


255. When you have read "1001 ways to know you play too much Unreal" and you have thought 1001 times "That's me!"

Peregrine
7th May 2004, 09:42 PM
256. When your wife is going out with her friends on a Friday night, and she has to wait for you to die before you give her a kiss goodbye!

(ya, that was tonight)

stephen_casey_1964
8th May 2004, 12:22 AM
257. When eating rice for the month is acceptable so you can stretch your upgrade dollar just a little more, so you can enjoy all the custom models and maps in high res without chugging. Someone please pass the soy sauce.

From 1.2 Athalon to a 2.4 Athalon XP & MB & a 500 watt Allied power supply so the G-Force 6800 will have plenty of juice.

_Dark_Rusty_
8th May 2004, 12:36 AM
258. you are determined to model your car into ut2k4
259. you actually do it
260. it ends up being totally different becuase you add 4 million weapon points on it
261. so to equal things up, you add 4 million weapon points on your real car
262. And then when the cops pull you up you think its becuase you've "unbalanced the gameplay"

Saito
8th May 2004, 12:36 AM
cough x800xt > 6800ultra

258 you post on over 5 different unreal related forums daily

_Dark_Rusty_
8th May 2004, 12:44 AM
264. dispite someone has teleposted you, you still think the "1001 ways to know you play to much unreal" thread is going way to slow

The Trasher
8th May 2004, 01:39 AM
265. This thread reaches how many pages on an ancient idea. :P

flo0tz
8th May 2004, 05:32 AM
266. You start to get attracted to Malcolm

_Dark_Rusty_
8th May 2004, 08:46 AM
267. you dont find the fact that someone is attracted to malcolm all that weird.

SolaceEternal
8th May 2004, 09:34 AM
268 You're learning how to model for the sole purpose of importing a fairly well-known member of an artistic comunity you belong to, because it's freaking suiting her emensely


269 (mundane) Not a day goes by without playing UT2k4 at least once

hyrulian
8th May 2004, 11:41 AM
269 (mundane) Not a day goes by without playing UT2k4 at least once
That kinda goes without saying, but a better one would be:

270. Not a day goes by without playing UT2k4 for at least 6 hours.

SolaceEternal
8th May 2004, 09:08 PM
271 You watched Van Hellsing, and complemented the ragdoll physics

CyberSirius
8th May 2004, 09:43 PM
206 Your Unreal Tournament Folder is bigger then 7 GB

Mine is 1.87 GB

272:When You Place Posters of your fave maps.
273:When you transform to an U
274:When you name your kids like the characters in the Unreal Series
275:When you map every thing in your vicinity

Chicula
9th May 2004, 12:15 AM
276. When you talk like "all your fries are belong to us"...

277. When your UT screenshot folder has more images in it than the family photo album.

278. When you find it entertaining to take pictures of friends in UT doing tricks in the Scorpion, then make fun of them in your favorite forums. ;) like here (http://www.gamerzunlimited.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=373)

_Dark_Rusty_
9th May 2004, 01:24 AM
277. When your UT screenshot folder has more images in it than the family photo album.

guilty-
ut2k4 screenshot folder- about 800 screenshots
family album- something like10

Chicula
9th May 2004, 03:10 AM
279. When you rearrange your house to accomodate the computer desks, rather than decor.

280. When you move all the pc's into the livingroom/diningroom so that you will at least interact with the family while you play UT.

281. When your kid's first word is "fwag".

hyrulian
9th May 2004, 03:16 AM
281. When your kid's first word is "fwag".
Rooster, one of our long-time forumers, has posted a video on how to raise your children. See this thread: http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=130269

Kyllian
9th May 2004, 06:18 AM
282. You try to open the console and type in "quit" to shut down windows

hyrulian
9th May 2004, 10:58 AM
283. You take your medicine and wonder why you didn't gain any special abillities.

atticbat
9th May 2004, 11:55 AM
284. You find that your first 'Happy Mother's Day' comes from the ut2k4 forums as you are already awake and fragging before your kids are up... on a Sunday.

Chicula
9th May 2004, 12:07 PM
284. You find that your first 'Happy Mother's Day' comes from the ut2k4 forums as you are already awake and fragging before your kids are up... on a Sunday.

Hey! That's me! ^c^ wo0t!

Bashe
9th May 2004, 01:23 PM
285. You make things like this. (www.freewebs.com/bashe/tutorial.wav)

Sorry about the file size.

Chicula
9th May 2004, 01:45 PM
285. You make things like this. (www.freewebs.com/bashe/tutorial.wav)

Sorry about the file size.

Even on cable it's 22 minutes to download...ack.. can you give a description of what it is? I'm 24% into it now... sheesh..

286. When you think downloading an tutorial wav file that takes 22 minutes is freakin' huge and obnoxious... but spending 30 minutes downloading maps and mods for UT2004 is soooo worth your time.. ;)

287. When you actually download the file cause it's part of the 1001 ways to know you play too much Unreal... even if it's irritating to get there... cause you are addicted to this thread.. !

Bashe
9th May 2004, 01:50 PM
It's just a sound thing I made. I can't believe how long its taking. It's barely a minute long!!!

ws6fire
9th May 2004, 02:05 PM
I'll host it for you for a few months on ws6fire.com

It's only 1.5 megs. ;) and as soon as the dl finishes I'll edit this post with a link. :D

Bashes file from a faster place (http://ws6fire.com/i/tutorial.wav)

Bashe
9th May 2004, 02:07 PM
Yeah, Freewebs is kinda weird.

Chicula
9th May 2004, 02:28 PM
I'll host it for you for a few months on ws6fire.com

It's only 1.5 megs. ;) and as soon as the dl finishes I'll edit this post with a link. :D

Bashes file from a faster place (http://ws6fire.com/i/tutorial.wav)

Ws6fire rocks! :) Rocks Titans! :eek: and is HF_1334! Yeah, yeah... da Bunny loves you too! ;)

Bashe
9th May 2004, 02:33 PM
Holy crap!!!That's one million times better!

I need a better site making thingie.

Bashe
9th May 2004, 02:43 PM
286. You actually make a second part to the tutorial that took to long to download from your site so someone had to save your ass.

Don't worry, I won't post this one.

ws6fire
9th May 2004, 11:20 PM
286. You actually make a second part to the tutorial that took to long to download from your site so someone had to save your ass.

Don't worry, I won't post this one.

lol you can e-mail it to me if you want. ;) my e-mail is on my site.

(I don't like posting it in forums bc then web crawlers can find it and start spamming :D)

Mulch_D
10th May 2004, 12:44 AM
288. You imediatly knew every sound in Bashe's sound script and could see it playing out in your head with no trouble at all.

_Dark_Rusty_
10th May 2004, 02:19 AM
289. when someones pissing you off you beg for a flak cannon
290. your door has a silver u-logo in it, BOTH sides!
291. you tak 100 ecstacy pills to see if you get any "special powers", it turns out you do, at least you think you do
292. shooting people doesnt seem all that wierd
293. but being shot by someone wareing the same colour clothing enrages you (you know, more than yuo normally would be after being shot)
294. unreal auto-opens when you start your pc
295. unreal tournament auto-opens when you turn on your pc
296. unreal 2 auto-opens when you start your pc
297. unreal tournament 2k3 auto-opens when you start your pc
298. unreal tournament 2k4 auto... you get the point
299. your sig puts down players of some other fps game
300. you come up with a dozen stupid & sommmetimes repetitive reasons to get #300 on the 1001 ways to know your addicted to ut2k4

Hunter
10th May 2004, 03:30 AM
301. you've set yourself up a chair to react to every movement you make in the manta

flo0tz
10th May 2004, 05:17 AM
302. You start to think UT is real

hyrulian
10th May 2004, 09:26 AM
301. you've set yourself up a chair to react to every movement you make in the manta
I was thinking about the flip-side; I kinda wish I had a chair that could control the gameplay. I dodge faster in my chair than I do with the keyboard when rockets (or enemy mantas, for that matter) are coming my way.

SolaceEternal
10th May 2004, 11:00 AM
287 You notice people are already skipping numbers

pikach00
10th May 2004, 12:09 PM
288 - you post in this thread

Sir_Brizz
10th May 2004, 01:12 PM
ugh we're on 303 people...

Renegade Retard
10th May 2004, 01:20 PM
1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 21, 5, 138, 16, 9.4621, -31......

SlayerDragon
10th May 2004, 01:58 PM
(I can count all da way to schfifty-five)

Hanover_Fist
10th May 2004, 02:44 PM
http://www.regalweb.co.uk/loony/animated/ralph_p.gif

Bashe
10th May 2004, 03:22 PM
303. You try to double jump to get to the cookie jar on the top shelf and end up hospitalized. Then you try to install Unreal on the hospital computers.

Chicula
10th May 2004, 06:06 PM
303. You try to double jump to get to the cookie jar on the top shelf and end up hospitalized. Then you try to install Unreal on the hospital computers.

:eek: Hey, that's 2 reasons! ;) no skimpin'..

atticbat
11th May 2004, 01:23 AM
304. You are perfectly content watching over someone's shoulder as they play UT while behind you non-gamers are watching DVDs you have yet to see...

305. You would consider subscribing to a cable channel if it showed nothing but 24/7 replays of ut games...

306. You have a model or 'action figure' based upon the unreal series...

Mulch_D
11th May 2004, 01:35 AM
305. You would consider subscribing to a cable channel if it showed nothing but 24/7 replays of ut games...
307. You WOULD subscribing to a cable channel if it showed nothing but 24/7 replays of ut games.
208. You would host it.

pikach00
11th May 2004, 08:27 AM
309. you play ut while you are in school (i do that atm :D )

Taleweaver
11th May 2004, 09:55 AM
310. you visualize triangles over your friends' heads
311. you walk over a node repeatedly, wondering why it doesn't start building... then you realise it's a manhole
312. you became affraid of open places after too many rounds of CTF-Face
313. when doing nothing, you think of a map and think where all the weapons are, which routes you could try, tactics, and so on
314. you start taunting the bots and end botmatches with 'gg'
315. you ask a car salesmen if their model has two large blades on the side
316. your virusscanner finds a virus, but you postpone a full system scan until you're done playing
317. you want a car horn that sounds like the Leviathan horn
318. a manta would be great in traffic jams
319. 'n00b' is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see someone do something stupid
320. you consider waking up in the morning respawning instead

pikach00
11th May 2004, 10:10 AM
321. if you're outside and the sun is shining you think ''omg lölz - taht gamma setting pwn0rz me"

Sir_Brizz
11th May 2004, 11:48 AM
319. 'n00b' is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see someone do something stupid
:lol:

I do that all the time.

hyrulian
11th May 2004, 12:43 PM
Welcome to the forums, Taleweaver!

319. 'n00b' is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see someone do something stupid
That happened last week ;)
I was at the Wal*Mart, waiting in line at one of the self-checkout systems, and there was this stupid person that couldn't figure out how to use the thing. She was standing there waving the same item at the scanner repeatedly for almost a whole minute, and she didn't even notice that it already scanned it and was waiting for her to toss it into the bag. I was thinking "damn n00b can't even read the freakin instructions on the screen"...

pikach00
11th May 2004, 01:28 PM
322. you name your son gorge and your daughter rylisa
323. all ppl look the same for you because your brain uses 'bforcemodel'

Bashe
11th May 2004, 03:36 PM
324. You make fanart!

Please don't throw up on the sight of my pathetic drawing skills.

CyberSirius
11th May 2004, 04:07 PM
325. When you squash a little animal with your car,you say "PANCAKE!" :lol:

Bashe
11th May 2004, 04:28 PM
326. The only reason you go to your friends house is because he has UT. All you do is play it at his house, even if you give the game to him!

My friend used to come over only to play UT, once.

pikach00
11th May 2004, 05:01 PM
327. your ut-screenshot folder is >3gig

hyrulian
11th May 2004, 05:52 PM
324. You make fanart!
:lol: That's a good one!

Please don't throw up on the sight of my pathetic drawing skills.
I won't. It's a lot better than I could do. :p

Manticore
11th May 2004, 07:20 PM
(Item number omitted due to confusion): You start using incorrect grammar in everyday communications with other humans.

For instance the double-negative: "not unacceptable..."

BulletProof
11th May 2004, 08:48 PM
329. Not many days go by without you rereading the UT2k4 box/dvd case during a long ONS load.

{spithead}
12th May 2004, 12:00 AM
330.You see someone get shot on the street and you say "joo g0tz pwned n00bie"
331.You develop clostrophobia from playing CTF joust

Manticore
12th May 2004, 03:57 AM
332. You realise you have stopped asking people to "wait there " and started asking them to "hold that position".

Taleweaver
12th May 2004, 05:52 AM
333. When walking on the street, you wonder why so few people are carsharing
334. You suddenly realise you aren't carrying any weapons!
335. even though you know it's a bug, you STILL try to legally unlock all the skins
336. In your world, pubs are never run by barkeepers
337. You see corridors as choke points, rooftops as sniper spots and rooms with one door as camping grounds
338. You must suppress that urge to dodge down stairs
339. You wonder if it's possible to increase the graphic settings of reality
340. You use your nick more than your real name
341. When hearing 'weapon of mass destruction' you think of the redeemer
342. You notice your CD-ROM drive won't eject the UT2004 Play disc...but you don't really mind (this one happened to me; I guess it's because I hadn't opened it since I installed the game)

Bashe
12th May 2004, 03:13 PM
343. You carry a pad of paper around, thinking it's the console. You write 'god' onto the pad, thinking you're now invincible. You jump into the street, hoping you will git het by a car.
344. If you die (which you know you won't), you think you can respawn.
345. You throw a frisbee around and hit a button on your TV remote, thinking you will teleport.
346. You never turn off the computer, or even just put it on Stand By.
347. Your only vocabulary is the taunts of the bots and you.

I could imagine only being able to taunt...

"Hey, what's your name?" "You play like a girl!"

pikach00
13th May 2004, 02:32 AM
348. during a snowball-fight you say: oh noes, j00 r so teh spamm0rs!!!

Taleweaver
13th May 2004, 06:36 AM
349. you want your car repaired, so you tell the technicians 'just link it back to full health'
350. you burn your UT demo's to DVD so you can watch them on your DVD-player
351. when rummaging through your pocket you think 'pipedswitchweapon handkerchief | pipedswitchweapon karkeys | pipedswitchweapon ...'
352. if you see people hanging around, you suspect them from camping a raptor
353. you only want to wear red or blue
354. you can't remember how your spent your days before you had a computer
355. you know the respawn time of all the items and vehicles by heart
356. soccer (football) is boring compared to bombing run
357. you copy-paste all the numbers into a single file, because it reads easier...
358. ...after that, you notice how many people use wrong numbers or send in things that are already said (at least 3 'Roger that' variations)

NOTE: even after two posts, I managed to do this: post 313 is the same as 335 :mad:
Please accept this new one ;) :
335. even though you know it's a bug, you STILL try to legally unlock all the skins

Taleweaver
13th May 2004, 05:40 PM
359. You scout the internet for forums that have a similar topic. Here's one from Planetunreal: 101 Signs You've Played Too Much UT (http://www.forumplanet.com/planetunreal/topic.asp?fid=3694&tid=561424)
All the following are reasons in that thread, which weren't shown here. Credit to those people :) :tup:

360. You smash a tennis ball in your friends face, and the first thing you say is "Head Shot!"
361. After watching a sporting event where 5 consecutive goals are scored, u instinctively think "killing spree"
362. you're about to beat this guy up, but you see hes on the phone and decide you dont wanna be a tker
363. you constantly wander because you also dont wanna look like a camper
364. whenever you see a tall tower,you hide hide behind a large object and you instictivly try to find some grav-boots so you can jump to the top and snipe some EASY PREY!!!!!!!
365. You get blisters on your fingers.
366. Your hands go numb (this after eight straight playing hours).
367. You sit down to play a few evening rounds and the next thing you know the sun is coming up.
368. After playing for hours, you have to quit to run an errand. As you come to an intersection, you are looking on your car's steering wheel for the FIRE button.
369. You keep a spreadsheet of the dates you played and what states/countries the players are from.
370. After a stressful day at work, your wife tells you to go play Unreal Tournament for awhile. This, my friends, is one of the world's greatest stress relievers!
371. Your kids tell people you love the computer more than you do them.
372. You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left.
373. You feel lousy and look down for the status bar.
374. You throw open the door to your house, jump backwards, and shoot your mailman.
375. When on your way to work you scan the streets for Purple Vials and ammo
376. Going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out quickly to see what follows you out.
377. You start side-stepping into rooms.
378. You look for sniper spots above you when getting in an elevator.
379. When caught cheating on a test, you try and use the excuse "I was just spec-ing him"
380. When you get in trouble for fighting with your brothers and sisters you simply tell your parents that you thought that team damage was off
381. If someone fires a rocket you move a few feet away, cos the blast radius won't hurt you that much
382. You ask for directions to the shield belt
383. When paintballing, you shrug off a few hits, cos you've still got half your health left
384. You hurt yourself, and go in search of medikits
385. You wonder why you can't see your crosshair on your hud
386. When you're getting your arse kicked in a fight, you try and disconnect, and blame it on lag
387. You insist that people call you by your clan-name
388. You ask your girlfriend what clan she's in
389. If someone hits you a lot, you accuse him of having an aimbot
390. You tell your boss you can't turn up to work for another hour cos you need to download the office, and you've only got a 56k modem connection
391. Others in the work elevator are confused when you keep trying to jump out of it for the extra height.
392. The phrases 'Impact Hammer' and 'loading my rockets'are said during 'bed activities'.
393. You ask the painter to install the 2nd CD compressed textures on your walls.
394. You are suprised to look down and see your feet.
395. You stand up from your machine and the world appears two dimensional. -(real one!!)
396. When you pick up something, you say "I've got the flag!"
397. When you finish a game, you're squinting your eyes and can swear you hear ringin in ur ears from rocket blasts.
398. You continue to play thogh your butt-cheeks hurt and it's waaaaay past your bed-time.
399. When you get to work the next day, you feel like s#@t.
400. Cancelling social events (including sex) to get revenge on the team that kicked your aaa last night(in single player mode).
401. You lose terribly in a sport and blame it on a dirty mouse ball
402. Your surprized at all the circles in the world
403.When you can't sleep but you know you need to, you go to your computer and open ModPlug Player. You then are able to quickly doze off to the sound of certain songs
404. You use UT music in your walkman when you go jogging
405. Someone really annoys you in the tube, and you start thinking: "You wouldn't be so happy with a full 6 rocket load / a shock combo in ya face", and realize that you'd probably get some tk by doing this.
406. While playing Paintball, you attempt to grab the enemy team's flag and run all the way back to your base with it- only to find yourself exhausted after running for 10 yards.
407. You go to let your dog in the house and as she comes flying in you yell "Incoming!"
408. Before you climb that flight of stairs you look for the right angle to shoot your translocator.
409. When did my girlfriend change her phone number?
410. When you see a croud, you look around for a Reedeemer.
411. You try jumping into real lava only to discover it drains the life out of you a lot faster as opposed to merely losing large sums of life each second.
412. You want to find the 16th deck for some reason...
413.When somebody cuts in front of you while your online at a store you imediatly go for your trans-locator so you can tele-frag them.
414. When someone is chasing you, you run around the corner, hide and feign death (play dead)
415. You put on a pair of new boots and jump up and down on your bed try to get as much height as you can while making special effect noises --(did this when i was younger! :)
416. When you start up your computer the windows sound is a short clip of the unreal theme
417. You have totally deleted all the windows backgrounds, and only use your screenshots of you glorious victories or ausome scenery like spacenoxx or something.
418. You put 16 Godlike bots in a DM game on Fractal... and WIN.
419. When you see a ledge you cant reach you wish you had a teleporter.
420. Your dreams take place on CTF-Face.
421. You sometimes day dream about robbing a bank with your sick shockwhore skillz.
422. You've rubbed a hole in your mouse padd from repetative motion
423. In Paintball you don't turn in time to shoot someone and blame it on low sensitivity
424. When your high and you start looking all over the place and people ask what your doing, you reply "im trying to play with a Trackball"
425. As a guy, you play as a female model and when the round ends you move the mouse so the camera is right up in her crotch
426. You Run a Red light and blame it on lag
427. When you can recite all the UT songs off by heart any time of the day anywhere
428. In dodgeball you throw the ball and hit like 5 pepople with one throw and yell out "M-M-Monster KILL..Kill..kill..." <= (True)
429. You say to your date when she asks "does this make me look fat" that if she would buy you a GeForce4 for your birthday she wouldn't =D <=== Tried this once... got me a kick in the balls... SO DON'T DO IT!!!
430. You lay down and close your eyes to go to sleep and you still see yourself running down a hall and you can't make it stop without opening your eyes. After about 10 hours of UT...this can happen!
431. You demand your name be changed to "l33t N00b Ki113r" and can't understand why they don't allow numbers in names.
432. You've been found scrawling the UT symbol everywhere on your body in thick black Sharpe pen.
433. You've been found butt-naked and huddled in a fetal position in the closet whispering "the snipers...they're everywhere...they see all of us!"
434. You ask for the UT Rocket Launcher for Christmas and get angry when no one even considered looking into getting one for you.

Crashmaster007
13th May 2004, 08:48 PM
"433. You've been found butt-naked and huddled in a fetal position in the closet whispering "the snipers...they're everywhere...they see all of us!" "

Back in my TFC days when i saw a lazer pointer on the wall i would have the sudden urge to duck...

NeoNite
13th May 2004, 08:56 PM
434.

You wake up inside the game and go berserk "THIS CAN"T BE HAPPENING".
You wake up in the real world, only to realise once you've opened your door you look at a monitor, and on the other side you see yourself playing the game!!!!
You're being controlled by yourself! An enemy bot spawns ARG BLAM SPSSSST FRAG ACK the pain the horror can it be real.. splattered all over body parts, gibbed.
You wake up in your bed, is it the real world?
The phone's ringing.
Someone says: There is no spoon.
And you wake up once again, in front of your computer.
The first thing you do is frantically search for the unreal/ut/ut2K4 icon and clickclickclick play the game...

0_00_000__0_0__0_0__00__0_00_0_0_0_000_0__0 game!