1001 ways to know you play too much Unreal

Sir_Brizz · Jun 13, 2003

1. You start this thread up again even after it was lost.
2. You will only buy a laptop if it will run UT2003.
3. You wish your handheld computer could run Unreal.
4. When you are angry on the freeway you cut people off and say "You like that?!"

FaT CaM · Jun 13, 2003

lol

5. you spend hours and hours playing dm-gael just so you can watch the karam physics when you fall down the hole.

I do that too often.

Renegade Retard · Jun 13, 2003

uh oh...not this again

Okay, this happened a few weeks ago. I've been too ashamed to post it, but here it goes....

6. You have a dream that you're playing UT2003 in real life, you get fragged in the arse. You have to go to the hospital to get the shrapnel removed. After hours of tests, Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame concur that the only way to get it out is to telefrag it out.

*gulp* I need therapy

Edit - numbering (FaT CaM beat me)

Sir_Brizz · Jun 13, 2003

bahahahaha

Hunter · Jun 14, 2003

7. You end up running around, trying to double jump across tables and trying to wall dodge across offices

The Trasher · Jun 14, 2003

8. You like UT2k3 for what it is.

Guilty as hell.

Radiosity · Jun 14, 2003

You like UT2k3 for what it is.

Amen

9. You place little apples around the house so you can find your way.

Had to put that one back in because it was funny as hell (credit to the person that first posted it, can't remember who now)

Hunter · Jun 14, 2003

10. You try and rebuild your own room in UED

Swift Viper · Jun 14, 2003

I'm glad the fourms are finally back online and with the new verison updated with new options

! But the missing threads...

11. When you see lightning in the sky, you yell at the camper with the lightning gun up there.

That was from the old thread and I don't know if I had the same words in it or not.

WebSlinger · Jun 14, 2003

Renegade Retard said:
Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame

yeah, that's real sexy... except that she and I are HAPPILY MARRIED TO OTHER PEOPLE!

Trynant · Jun 14, 2003

12.you take pills that are randomly scattered around the house and go beserk when you get to a hundred...

wait a minute that's not right....

No one goes beserk in this game it's all about speed!!!

Renegade Retard · Jun 14, 2003

WebSlinger said:
yeah, that's real sexy... except that she and I are HAPPILY MARRIED TO OTHER PEOPLE!

Bawhahahah!!! I awoke before it got to that part. The cheap porn music had just started playing. :lol:

pine · Jun 14, 2003

13. You let the people you play with know when you're going to be gone for awhile, cuz they might get worried.

See y'all in September.

shadow_dragon · Jun 14, 2003

13: Mid match you turn round and try and shoot a real life person with the mouse bcause they're spamming you about tidying your room or tidying the C: drive! .............

DaBeatard · Jun 14, 2003

pcb are you leaving us?

pine · Jun 14, 2003

Just for the summer. I won't be living anyplace where my computer is for 8-9 weeks.

Sir_Brizz · Jun 14, 2003

Renegade Retard said:
Bawhahahah!!! I awoke before it got to that part. The cheap porn music had just started playing.

HAHA Chicka wowow Chicka wowow

Mulch_D · Jun 14, 2003

I know it's a bit early but:

Toschy · Jun 15, 2003

15: you are searching for the lights on your shoulders but you cant find them...

Sparky · Jun 15, 2003

16: You visit BeyondUnreal every day, and waste countless hours on the forums.

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