Argh... Thread closing

[vedder]

Ever come to the board, see a thread, actually waste your time reading the read... then when you go to post your well thought out reply , it tells you its closed. :( I wanted to make a lame crack in the "boobs" thread about Chronic 'really wanting to see some tities' but i was screwed over. Araghhhhh. My failed attempt at comedy will have to just fade away..... oooor live in on in this thread :p

[LifesBane[4C]]

I just kinda thought it was pointless to close in the first place....although now that I think of it, it was really just flame-bait n00b bashing that could've gotten out of hand...

[Chronic]

Considering the joke was aimed at me...SUCKER!:p

[agent]

the post was actually a serious sociological experiment.

[the vrrc]

I got the last post in on a closed thread, moments before it was closed. I forget the thread, but it was only about 2 hours ago.

[Goat Fucker]

"the post was actually a serious sociological experiment."

Ohh yes, and in all seriousness, i am actually the product of the sexual intercourse between a horse and a housefly, and live deep within the earth along with all my other superhero freinds, i have meny superpowers, but the best of them is my incredible eddibles, i eat poop you see, a power that surely surpasses that of comicbook goons such as Batman.

My real name is actually "What the hell is that...<i>thing</i>", but all my freinds just call me "Lucious Lucy", and i sometimes work partime at a Zoo, collecting the sperm from polar bears, and when im not at the Zoo or saving the world by eating poop, i like to watch Jerry Springer whilst i work on my imensly houmerous inpersonations of him.

[vedder]

:con:

[Hadmar]

Goat... :lol:

[jaunty]

Dear,

[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Uber Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[X] Jackass
[X] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Dumbass
[X] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[X] Other: Agent

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Relgion' post
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[X] You make no sense
[X] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[X] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[X] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[X] Give up your AOL account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Other: Die

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above
[X] Other: I hate you and I hope you die


That is all.

(Thanks to whoever first posted this, I knew it'd come in handy.)

[owlofdoom]

jaunty, i would HOPE that you could be more creative than that

[agent]

Originally posted by jaunty
Dear, ...



dear jaunty,

your post added nothing to this discussion. it was neither funny nor cute, unlike my post. it was a pointless flame. join Chronic, GF and his band of hypocrites.

[Kuroshio Apocal]

Just to reiterate and summarize our points; you are a waste of sperm agent.

[agent]

first of all, you did not reiterate any single point. buy a dictionary. secondly, if by saying "our points" you mean you are associating yourself with these hypocrites, i'm truly sorry for you.

[vedder]

Originally posted by agent



dear jaunty,

your post added nothing to this discussion. it was neither funny nor cute, unlike my post. it was a pointless flame. join Chronic, GF and his band of hypocrites.

I'm not taking sides but jaunty's list is great. I found it funny and cute. I guess I have bad taste :o