The not so weekly, Joke of the week!

[Dank]

There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he was walking to the stream when he happened to come across a bear chasing a rabbit for his lunch. He stopped them and called them over and said "I'm a magical frog. Seeing as you are the first two animals I've ever seen in my life, I'll give you each three wishes. You may have one wish at a time, and the bear may go first, because he is the biggest." The bear thinks about it for a while and finally says "I wish every bear in this forest besides me was a female." The frog snaps his fingers and says "It is done. Every other bear in this forest is now female. Rabbit, what's your first wish?" The rabbit quickly says "I want a crash helmet". The frog thought this was a bit weird, but said nothing. He snapped his fingers and a crash helmet appeared in front of the rabbit, who then strapped it on without thinking twice. The frog turns to the bear and says "What's your second wish?" The bear says "Well.. I wish every bear in the NEXT forest was a female." The frog snaps his fingers and says "It is done. Every bear in the next forest is female. Rabbit- Your next wish?" The rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. This was too much for the bear, who thought the rabbit was wasting his wishes. "What the hell are you doing? Why don't you wish for all the money in the world and go BUY a motorcycle??" The rabbit replies "No, I want a motorcycle NOW" So the frog snaps his fingers and a motorbike magically appears in front of the rabbit, who proceeds to hop on and gun the engine. The frog then asked the bear what his last wish would be. "Gee," said the bear, "this is going GREAT! I wish every other bear in the WORLD besides me was a female!" The frog snaps his fingers and says "It is done. Every bear on earth besides you is female. Rabbit, what's your last wish?" The rabbit said- "I wish the bear was a fag".

[Zundfolge]

:lol:

[Catalyst]

:lol: Saw that one coming when he asked for the motorcyle ;)

[Chronic]

:lol:

[the vrrc]

RFOLAMO!!!

[Scythe]

LOL that was great!!

Ok I got one:
A rabbit is running through the forest as fast and as happy as a rabbit can get when He comes acrossa skunk about to eat shrooms. the rabit says to the Skunk
"Dont take the Shrooms; run with me it is much more fun and you will enjoy yourself a lot more!"
the skunk Said" Ok I think that does indeed sound like fun."
So the rabbit and the skunk run through the forest as happy as can be and while running they come across a deer whose about to shoot up heroin.
The rabbit says "dont shoot up, come run with us , its much more fun and its healthier too!"
the deer not seeing anything wrong with this agrees and the three continue running through the forest looking for animals to help.
Next they see a lion who is about to smoke a bowl,and the rabbit runs up to him and says:
"Dont--"
but before the rabbit could say another word the rabit was smashed in the head by the lion.
The deer, mortified at what he had just witnessed, asked the lion
"why did you do that?"
and the lion replied:
" EVERY time that stupid rabit drops acid he makes you guys run through the forest like idiots!" :lol:
then he cooly went back to smoking his bowl.

I like this one:D :lol:

[das_ben]

:lol:

[Uppity]

A bear and a rabbit were having a squat in the woods.

Rabbit says to the bear "Do you ever have any problems with poo sticking to your fur?

Bear says "No, do you?"

And he picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with him.

[Hadmar]

Uppity, wouldn't that make more sense if you exchange the bear and the rabbit in line 2 & 3?

[Uppity]

Works either way.

You just gotta ask yourself "why doesn't the bear have any problems"

[Hadmar]

O... lol