Update the Censor Program

[DLL]

I just had a great idea. BU should modify the censor program to replace offensive words with tamed-down-humorous versions, rather than just replace it with *'s.

I need everyone to come up with alternative, "acceptable" words that can replace censored words.

Some examples:

dick = pecker

F-Word = flick

Shi* = poo poo

a$$hole = sphincter

A "censored" post might look like this:

You stupid sphincter Dank! You're full of poo poo. Go flick your mother, pecker.

The new censor program would take the fire out of newbie flames (who don't know how to overide the censor) because everyone would be laughing so hard they couldn't get mad.
:D

Edit: Hmm, I guess "dick" isn't censored. Hey, you get the idea though.

[Mad_Dog]

I've seen that on a lot of other forums, it gets pretty damn funny. I'm all for it.:tup::)

[Dank]

I'm so touched you used me in your example post!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm full of poo poo.

[NikonStudios]

Hell Yes, i like the Idea ... more put it in place ;)

[Thrash123]

Yeah, but how would we sensor goatse? :) chickenlo.hv?

[Zundfolge]

I'll talk to the admins ... I like the idea :)

oh ... goatsex could go to www.disney.com

[Dank]

goatsex could be www.oralse.cx

[Chronic]

Although funny, I in no way support this.

<b><h1>FU<i></i>CK CENSORSHIP!</h1></b>

[DLL]

Originally posted by DankBudz
I'm so touched you used me in your example post!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm full of poo poo.

I've been wanting to tell you you're full of poo poo for a while now. Now go flick yourself.

We need something better then "flick". :p

[Mad_Dog]

Originally posted by DLL


I've been wanting to tell you you're full of poo poo for a while now. Now go flick yourself.

We need something better then "flick". :p

How about 'caress'?

"Go caress yourself, idiot!!"

[LifesBane[4C]]

Hehe, I saw that on a HL server once...but it would say "Boy oh boy, I have a potty mouth. And to think I kiss my mother with this"

[DarkBls]

I'm all for it, but I don't see how VBulletin can do that

[DarkBls]

I'm all for it, but I don't see how VBulletin could do that

[peachz]

I'm all for it, but I don't see how VBulletin could do that










:D

[Sidewinder]

f*=fudge
"you fudger!"
sh*t=shoot
"your shooting me!"

[phatcat]

The BFo (Best Fu*k off) clan fourm (my bro's CS clan) had this on.

my brother is a evil moderator, and laughs at his board newbies who can' t figure out how to dodge the YBB fourm censorship :D

[DLL]

At least one cuss word should be replaced with blaarg.

[Sidewinder]

blarg! blarghole motherblargger

[Waxx]

How about instead of changing the F word, why not do this. If someone says "F*** you Dank!" the forum would change it to "F*** me Dank!" :D

[NotBillMurray]

You guys should see the world war II online boards. They have this in place and it makes for some really funny conventions. 'Hell' is translated to 'heck', so there is constant talk about 'tank shecks', :)

Also, 'cum' is translated to 'body fluid', so even when the makers of the game post an update, they have several instances of 'cirbody fluidstances'. :lol:

[Scythe]

I like it It would be like really funny. I can see it now especially with something like stimulate instead of **** caress is good too
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go take a poo poo.
I think Dick should change to pee pee or something pecker is good too tho.

[Ace[INF]]

haha peachz!! :lol:

[OICW]

Bad idea IMO.

It'd just be spammed and would encourage even more childish behaviour. Poo? We're not all 11yr olds who giggle when someone says that you know :rolleyes:

The astericks are sometimes abused as well, we don't need 11 yr old bullsh<I></I>it antics here thank you very much.

[A_Rimmerlister]

I think we should add the following words to the censor-program :
- CS
- DE
- Crosshair
- TO
// --
An alternative would be to replace the american curses with Dutch translations ...

You moederneukende lulzuigende zoon van een teef ...

You stupid anus Dank! You're full of stront. Go neuk your mother, lul.


then again ... the censor-program is a frelling load of dren as is.
Now go bleep your blankety-blank

[Snakeye]

Now how about adding some real important ones, which help newbies not getting bashed.

Example 1:
silencer -> supressor

Example 2:
Steyr AUG -> FA MAS

Though that would add some newbies getting flamed for suggesting a weapon already in-game.

Snakeye :D