i just cut my tongue. I stubbed my toe and bit through an aluminum can because of the pain and cut my ****ing tongue. i hate my life at times
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My brother did similar with an alluminum can lid but to his finger and was bleeding all over the place. Stop the bleeding then get a liquid bandaid.
did it once. was dreaming about something and bit my tongue. but damnit this hurts more and it wont stop bleeding
I bit through my tounge....that was fun....it wouldnt stop bleeding for over an hour hurt like a MOFO, then swelled up, A LOT!...your lucky
Yeah, that one would be a bit problematic too for similar reasons. 
How badly did you cut it? Did you peel off a bit of skin, or is it like straight down the middle, resulting in a potential forked tongue if you don't get stitches soon?
How badly did you cut it? Did you peel off a bit of skin, or is it like straight down the middle, resulting in a potential forked tongue if you don't get stitches soon?
You are green-faced mastah. And your eyes...wow you have nice control over them. The well placed "12 o'clock" position is only obtained by the greatest.
Congrats Kibbles:
Teh Winnar: it not Magpei!!1
Teh Winnar: it's yuo!!!1
Congrats Kibbles:
Teh Winnar: it not Magpei!!1
Teh Winnar: it's yuo!!!1
well i thought it stopped bleeding there for a second, but no... i just got used tot he taste of the blood. I can still feel the warmth of it in my mouth though.
Well there ya go, the natural substitute to warming your mouth with Hot-Coca.
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If you're out of AB Positive, you're out of blood!
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((with a slight reference to the Far Side))
@ baneteh winnar! <img border="0" src="http://64.124.221.208/0/_private/bbs_images/trophy.gif"> its Magpei!!!1