Hi guys,
I’ve got some exciting news for you but first a word of thanks for all your private Emails and messages of support. And to those of you who wrote all those nasty posts insinuating that my suggestions for improving INF were “inappropriate” I have a few words.
What a bunch of lamers. To suggest that adult entertainment has no place in future releases of INF by virtue of its unsuitability for children is to suggest that somehow, promoting violence and graphically depicting blood sputtering corpses is just fine. Let’s back up a second here. If one had to choose between raising a child with a TV in the background blaring violence or blaring porn (featuring safe-sex), which exactly would be the more harmful influence? Does the violent crime situation in this country suggest that children clearly understand the appropriate use of force? Would the students at Columbine have been worse off if their attackers had been rampaging with condoms? For the same people, who refute the harmful effects of violent video games or TV on children, to turn around and suggest that porn is the truer enemy is just another delightful episode of mass cultural hypocrisy.
Adult entertainment has always been a silent majority challenged by a militant minority. It’s an especially sad situation because often, the same consumers of porn (who purchase it in secrecy) will wear a mask of disdain in public because they’re so ashamed of their own voyeurism that they need adult entertainment suppliers to pay the price in moral condemnation. People like to ignore the dollar figures and act as if adult video and internet commerce didn’t play huge roles in the development of the VCR and the PC. But we will prevail. Don’t be ashamed to openly embrace the new format that is materializing for this game. Be assured that INF is the future, we are the future and the future is now.
Serious negotiations are about to get underway that will turn this game on its head. My good friend and world famous colleague, the incredible Ron Jeremy, has secured authorization and financing from his privately held company, Ron Jeremy World Ventures LTD, to make a generous buyout offer for the name, property and rights associated with Sentry Studios and the Infiltration game. Set to begin forthwith is a complete revamping of the game more in tune with Ron’s distinct and insightful vision. I’ve shared most of these ideas with you previously in my recent threads but suffice it to say that the game we all love so much will remain true to form with some minor revisions including adult in-game pay-per-view, updated musical background tracks and enhanced, more “female-aware” visual layout. However, also up for discussion is live video chat with recognized adult personalities and a pop-up window for the worlds first adult talk show hosted by none other than Ron himself. As a consequence there will be a slight delay for the re-worked version of 2.87. Set your sights on August guys and get ready to play with one hand!
To those people scared of change and progress, who will react indignantly to this huge opportunity for INF I have this to ask…what gets you guys so angry at people like Ron and me when we’re obviously devoted to the game and trying to improve it in our own way? The deserving victims of your outrage should be INF’s so-called “developers”. End of January? Yeah, ok. They’ve clearly lost interest in the project, and word is they’re chasing after Microsoft to finance a “Revolutionary” X-Box version of Hello Kitty. Then you call workers in my field sluts. Rest assured, Warren and his crew will be out on the street soon enough. When word of their poor motivation finally spreads in the industry they’ll be back, begging to help design banner ads for INF 2.88.
I guess what really hurt me the most though were those personal attacks. The snide comments about my choice of lifestyle and especially those suggestions that my musical tastes are lacking are inappropriate and degrade this discussion. Let’s be clear on a couple things. First off, adult entertainment has made my life a success and satisfied urges within me that would otherwise have broken countless marriages and incurred needless recrimination. It has afforded my daughters the opportunity to attend private school and to live in an exclusive and nurturing community. I’m proud to say they drive German sports cars and shop exclusively at Versace and Prada.
As far as careers go, my line of work has helped tens of thousands of otherwise un-skilled men and women re-invent and empower themselves. Have you ever seen the before and after pictures of Asia Carrera at her website? The woman was a cow and now they revere her as a sexual goddess. The reason for my recent hiatus from the game and the forums should help illustrate the sincerity of my devotion to adult entertainment and my belief in its uplifting effects. Having just returned from an exhausting but exhilarating month-long nationwide recruiting drive I can say to you that the future looks bright for porn. After canvassing countless bus stations, battered women’s shelters and rehab clinics I’ve seen for myself the huge load of motivated and highly talented fresh meat that’s on the way in.
And just so you know, I have been chief music coordinator for spin classes at Bally Fitness for the last three years running, so I think I know what I’m talking about here when it comes to music. Final details for the INF 2.87 musical background track remain to be worked out but expect to hear only the best in contemporary songs. Highlights so far include the soundtrack to the movie Footloose, Best of the Bangles, virtually all of Depeche Mode, the already classic Backstreet Boys, Cher’s Greatest Hits and assorted greats from Sistah Souljah, the Judd Sisters and the incomparable Enya.
That’s all for now guys. Wish us luck in our upcoming endeavor so we can keep unlocking the magic of this wonderful game and help steer it where it belongs.
I’ve got some exciting news for you but first a word of thanks for all your private Emails and messages of support. And to those of you who wrote all those nasty posts insinuating that my suggestions for improving INF were “inappropriate” I have a few words.
What a bunch of lamers. To suggest that adult entertainment has no place in future releases of INF by virtue of its unsuitability for children is to suggest that somehow, promoting violence and graphically depicting blood sputtering corpses is just fine. Let’s back up a second here. If one had to choose between raising a child with a TV in the background blaring violence or blaring porn (featuring safe-sex), which exactly would be the more harmful influence? Does the violent crime situation in this country suggest that children clearly understand the appropriate use of force? Would the students at Columbine have been worse off if their attackers had been rampaging with condoms? For the same people, who refute the harmful effects of violent video games or TV on children, to turn around and suggest that porn is the truer enemy is just another delightful episode of mass cultural hypocrisy.
Adult entertainment has always been a silent majority challenged by a militant minority. It’s an especially sad situation because often, the same consumers of porn (who purchase it in secrecy) will wear a mask of disdain in public because they’re so ashamed of their own voyeurism that they need adult entertainment suppliers to pay the price in moral condemnation. People like to ignore the dollar figures and act as if adult video and internet commerce didn’t play huge roles in the development of the VCR and the PC. But we will prevail. Don’t be ashamed to openly embrace the new format that is materializing for this game. Be assured that INF is the future, we are the future and the future is now.
Serious negotiations are about to get underway that will turn this game on its head. My good friend and world famous colleague, the incredible Ron Jeremy, has secured authorization and financing from his privately held company, Ron Jeremy World Ventures LTD, to make a generous buyout offer for the name, property and rights associated with Sentry Studios and the Infiltration game. Set to begin forthwith is a complete revamping of the game more in tune with Ron’s distinct and insightful vision. I’ve shared most of these ideas with you previously in my recent threads but suffice it to say that the game we all love so much will remain true to form with some minor revisions including adult in-game pay-per-view, updated musical background tracks and enhanced, more “female-aware” visual layout. However, also up for discussion is live video chat with recognized adult personalities and a pop-up window for the worlds first adult talk show hosted by none other than Ron himself. As a consequence there will be a slight delay for the re-worked version of 2.87. Set your sights on August guys and get ready to play with one hand!
To those people scared of change and progress, who will react indignantly to this huge opportunity for INF I have this to ask…what gets you guys so angry at people like Ron and me when we’re obviously devoted to the game and trying to improve it in our own way? The deserving victims of your outrage should be INF’s so-called “developers”. End of January? Yeah, ok. They’ve clearly lost interest in the project, and word is they’re chasing after Microsoft to finance a “Revolutionary” X-Box version of Hello Kitty. Then you call workers in my field sluts. Rest assured, Warren and his crew will be out on the street soon enough. When word of their poor motivation finally spreads in the industry they’ll be back, begging to help design banner ads for INF 2.88.
I guess what really hurt me the most though were those personal attacks. The snide comments about my choice of lifestyle and especially those suggestions that my musical tastes are lacking are inappropriate and degrade this discussion. Let’s be clear on a couple things. First off, adult entertainment has made my life a success and satisfied urges within me that would otherwise have broken countless marriages and incurred needless recrimination. It has afforded my daughters the opportunity to attend private school and to live in an exclusive and nurturing community. I’m proud to say they drive German sports cars and shop exclusively at Versace and Prada.
As far as careers go, my line of work has helped tens of thousands of otherwise un-skilled men and women re-invent and empower themselves. Have you ever seen the before and after pictures of Asia Carrera at her website? The woman was a cow and now they revere her as a sexual goddess. The reason for my recent hiatus from the game and the forums should help illustrate the sincerity of my devotion to adult entertainment and my belief in its uplifting effects. Having just returned from an exhausting but exhilarating month-long nationwide recruiting drive I can say to you that the future looks bright for porn. After canvassing countless bus stations, battered women’s shelters and rehab clinics I’ve seen for myself the huge load of motivated and highly talented fresh meat that’s on the way in.
And just so you know, I have been chief music coordinator for spin classes at Bally Fitness for the last three years running, so I think I know what I’m talking about here when it comes to music. Final details for the INF 2.87 musical background track remain to be worked out but expect to hear only the best in contemporary songs. Highlights so far include the soundtrack to the movie Footloose, Best of the Bangles, virtually all of Depeche Mode, the already classic Backstreet Boys, Cher’s Greatest Hits and assorted greats from Sistah Souljah, the Judd Sisters and the incomparable Enya.
That’s all for now guys. Wish us luck in our upcoming endeavor so we can keep unlocking the magic of this wonderful game and help steer it where it belongs.
, but in the game? Pop-up ads? Backstreet Boys?? Man..... 
