Who does this dream prove I want to hump?

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Porn_Star

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Now I had a really weird dream tonight.

It included [ci]Gunker, Mr Sinister and an evil pancake.

What happened was that Gunker was held prisinor at Mr Sinisters castle in the sky. Mr Sinister, up to no good as usual, had created this evil pancake that he was going to use to take over the world. Dont exactly remember how, though that could have been useful information IRL too :D

What happened then was, without me remembering the details, that me, some magic pixies and a cushin-like animal saved Gunker, and the little cushin d00d ate the pancake :D

Now what does this mean (apart from the fact that Gunker is a girlish wuzz that needed a respawner to save him :D )?

Does this mean that I want to hump Mr Sinister or Gunker, or some random pancake?
 
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Well...

I had a strange dream, in which I was Kurt Cobain, or at least, I was re-enacting his life, or something. Anyway, this was in a part of his life, (Which might not have really happened, this is only a dream). In this dream, I had to have sex with someone for some reason, I was in a house with two chicks, who were sitting down, I walked into the room with them and sat down, and started to talk to them, I think I suggested something about sleeping with one of them, and one of them got really uptight and offended, whereas the other one said that it was OK, it was no big deal, so the girl who was offended ran off, and then I went into the bedroom with the other one, and we took our clothes off, and then she switched the lights off, and had this blue light on instead. I asked about contraception, and she just said "Don't worry, I'll just have a boy"(Remember, it's a dream). Then she explains some theory of natural contraception she had, but I wasn't listening, but when we acctually went to have sex, there was a large cushion in between us, and that's where the dream ended. (Strange)
I state again, I doubt this acctually resembles Kurt Cobain's life.
 
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