w00t!!!! I just took down five guys at a time!!!!

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Witty

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Literally... they wanted to fight me when I got off the bus...
Too bad for them!!! God, I love wrestling.

I knocked two of them down to start with, kicked one in his chest and knocked the wind out of him, and got the other two into a double headlock and choked them for a bit and then threw them on the ground. After a little bit more beating they ran off. I've never fought five people at once!!!!!
*happy, proud*

(they were all medium sized guys, around 5'10" and 160 pounds, except one, who was about 120 (anorexic fool))
 
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God I hate wrestling. I did it through middle school and ninth grade of high school before coming to a few conclusions:

A). I sucked more at wrestling than anybody has ever sucked at anything before.

B.) I would always suck more at wrestling than anybody has ever sucked at anything before.

C.) I did not ever, for one moment of my time spent doing it, enjoy the actual physical process of wrestling. I did like some of the practice workouts and getting in shape though.

D.) 90% of the people on my team were complete @$$holes (this is NOT an exaggeration, any decent human would agree with that number if they met my team) and by spending two hours a day, three months a year with them I was in danger of becoming an @$$hole as well.

E). I'd be infinitely happier running cross-country in the fall, playing soccer in the spring, and relaxing during the winter. Which is exactly what I did.
 
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Sam_The_Man

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either that or the fact that I'm 6'4" tall, I weigh 240, I bench 300, I leg press 800, I am the best wrestler at my weight class at school, and I know Taekwondo. Take your pick
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Phew, I was pretty worried there until you said that you actually knew a real martial art. If I'd looked at the thread sooner I'd be ringing Oxfam telling them to start a new campaign in your area ;)
 
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Those weren't exactly fair odds were they (5-1), you should have told them to go and get some more buddies just to even things up. :D


Karp, Karate Kid, pfft. I know what the matrix is! ;)
 
Sam_The_Man

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*nod* Rule 2: Go for the leader first. Deck him, and the others will either be a) easy or b) a long distance away. :)

(Rule 1 being don't underestimate little old men, or whatever it was - I haven't read Thief Of Time in a while ;))
 
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